Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 July 1886 — The Druggist’s Happy Blunder. [ARTICLE]

The Druggist’s Happy Blunder.

An Arkansas correspondent of the St. Louis Glo'.e-Democrat writes: “Last year I went to a drug-store to buy strychnine for use to kill coons in the field, but the druggist made a mistake and put up morphine, all of which I did not know until I got ready to use; so I used it, and the next morning the field was full of coons, all fast asleep.” ' ])r. Pierce’s “Pellets”— the original “Little Liver Pills” (sugar-coated)—cure sick and bilious Headache, sour stomach, and bilious attacks, liy druggists. “A spotted adder” is a name grimly given by the Boston Record to defaulting cashiers. Ague, in its most malignant form, is cured by taking Ayer's Ague Cure. He is a miss guided youth who does everything his sweetheart asks him to do."-. Many a luxuriant head of hair is produced by Hall’s Hair Renewer. Contempt of court—When the younger brother makes faces at his sister’s lover. “ROUGH OX ITCH,” “Rough on Itch” cures skin humors, eruptions, ring worm, totter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chilblains, itch, ivy poison, barber’s itch. 50c. jars. “ROUGH ON CATARRH” corrects offensive odors atones. Complete cure of worst chronic eases; also nnequaled as gargle for diphtheria, sore throat, fout breath. 5Uc. “ROUGH ON PILES.” Why suffer Pilss ? Immediate relief and complete cure guaranteed. Ask for “Rough on Piles.” Sure cure for itching, protruding, bleeding, cr any form of Piles. 50c. At Druggist*’ or Mailed. Tambo—“Why do dey advertise Synvita Blackberry Blocks on de checkerboa’d?” Bones —“Any fool can tell dat ’Case dey am de greatest checker in de wo’ld for Diarrhoea and sich.” ‘Rough on Bata* clears out Rats, Mica 15a ■Roughon Corn*, "hard or soft corns, bunions, 15c. “Rough on Toothache. * Instant relief. 15a WELE’S HAIR BALSAM, If gray, restores to original color. An elegant dressing, softens and beautifies. No oil nor grease. A Tonic Restorative. Stops hair coming out; strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp, 50c. “ROUGH ON BILE’* PILLS start tho bile, relieve the bilious stomach, thick, aching head and overloaded bowels. Small granules, small dose, big results, pleasant in operation, don’t disturb the stomach. Itlto. —► -=—