Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 June 1886 — Page 7

Peculiar Suicides.

One of the evils inseparable from the modern general difusion of all aorta of news is the encouragement <of criminal imitation. It was long ago noticed that pecular Crimea are apt to be copied, and that this is especially the case in regard to silicide. Most readers probably rerfteml>er the story of the grove of trees which Napoleon caused to be burned Itecauee it was found impossible to prevCnt the soldiers from hanging themselves in it A similar story is told of a military sentry-box. It was found necessary tb build a cage over the gallery at' tfeji top of the London monument because It had - become a favorite place for suicidal plunges. A similar reputation attached for many years to Waterloo bridge in London. In France, some years ago, a foolish young couple, Maturated with Rousseauism, fastened themselves together with gay-colored ribbons and threw themselves into the Seine. The idea took, and for a time this mode of suicide was quite the fashiqn. Statistics show that the average number of suicides remains tolerably constant in proportion to population, though it no doubt rises when some widespread convulsion diorganizes society. But the ways of committing suicide change, and people not only exercise choice in the matter, but are influenced in selecting the mode by the recent occurrence of any striking events of the kind. It is true that no imitator has yet been found of the insane German whose ambition it was to crucify himself, and who with an astonishing perversion of ingenuity contrived an apparatus by which, after fastening his feet and nailing one hand to the crosspiece, he was enabled to hoist the heavy cross out of the window and exhibit himself to the whole town suspended from it. That, however, involved too much labor, and suicides usually desire to shuffle off this mortal coil* as easily as possible. Speaking roughly, it may be said that women prefer drowning, and men hanging. Of course, many of both sexes take poison. In France for a long time asphyxiation by charcoal gas was popular with the poor. The last reported h’repch suicide, however, seems to have been suggested by one of Cherbuliez’s in Belleville killed his and then himself. The double suicide had been agreed upon, and its method settled deliberately. The details were somewhat different, but the general plan resembles that of the hero and heroine of “La Ravanche de Joseph Noirel.” The resemblance, in fact, is so close that we should think the event calculated to make M. Cherbuliez feel rather uncomfortable, if he is particularly sensitive, though of course no real responsibility can be predicated in such a matter. — New York Tribune.

The Carrier-Pigeon.

The carrier, the acknowledged king of pigeons, has in its name the source of a great annoyance to its sensitive fancier. He admits for it an ancestry dating back to the message-bearers of Persian kings and Turkish sultans, and that the peculiarities of structure — the prominent wing-butts, the great muscular development which gives the full-rounded breast, the wing best adapted to speedy and long-continued flight, and the protruding eyeball peculiar to the traveling bird, all points he values for their part in the perfect symmetry —that these were all fixed in its day of usefulness as the courier of royalty. But he is careful to explain that he has counted out all useful qualities and practical values in the bird of to-day; that the points he values highest are those of development of growth, to perfect which his bird is carefully secluded from the deteriorating influences of sun and outdoor air; that the name is only applicable to it for its elegant carriage, one of its most valued and to be remarked properties; that it is only the ignorant who could confound the grand high-class bird with that little shapeless message-bearer, the homing pigeon. The carrier has always been held in the highest esteem in England. Moore, writing in 1735, tells of a fancier in Bishopsgate street who kept a silver hatchet and block with which off the heads of those condemned to death, “that being of the blood royal they ought pot to die after the manner of the common herd. ” — The Century.

How to Preserve Eyesight.

Avoid all sudden changes between light and darkness. Never begin to read, write, or sew for several minutes after coming from darkness to a bright light. Never read by twilight or moonlight, or on dark, cloudy days. Wheh reading it is best to let the h'ght fall from above obliquely over the left shoulder. Do not use the eyesight by light so scant that it requires an .effort to discriminate. The moment you are instinctively prompted to rub your eyes, that moment stop using them. If the eyelids are glued ’together on waking up do not forcibly open them, but apply saliva with the huger. It is the speediest dilutent in the world; then wash your eyes and face in warm water.

Dental Note.

“I want this tooth pulled; I just can’t stand this any longer. ” “But, my dear sir, I am not a dentist” * “What in thunder are you?” “I am an oculist I attend to the eyes, not the teeth.” “Well, that’s all right Get to work. This is an eye-tooth that’s bothering me.”—Texas Siftings.

Light’s Speed.

From two determinations by Michelson and one by himself, Prof. Simon Newcomb concludes that the velocity of light is 185,712 miles per second, with a probable error of about twenty miles. Neither Michelson nor Newcomb has found any evidence in support of the hypothesis of Forbes and Young that a difference exists in the rate raveled by rays of different colors.

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Five Thousand Dollars to Any Charitable Institution, It It Cannot Be Done a. It I* Stated. Rochester, N. Y., Union and Advertiser. ■ Friends of ex-Presldent Arthur are very much disquieted. Of course he is not going to die! He is in the hands of a very particular physician. His doctor does not call it Bright's Disease! No, it is stomach disorder that he is suffering from now, and every few hours he takes a cold, and from time to time many other symptoms are developed. These symptoms the public ShoulcTknow are really secondary to Bright’s Disease. ' His physicians say that everything that medical skill can do for him is being done. This is not so. g " f The case is a prominent one because the General is an ex-President; and yet there are thousands of fai mere quietly dying, in their farm-houses, of secondary symptoms of Bright's Disease, called by every other conceivable name; thousands of workmen, likewise dying, leaving helpless families; hundreds of thousands in all walks of life who have sickened, and are likewise dying, helpless victims of powerless physicians. Eight years ago a very well-known gentleman was about to enter upon large commercial transactions. Hie medical adviser quietly dropped into bis office one day and told his conndential clerk that he would be dead in three months, and that he ought to settle up his business affairs at once. That man is alive and well to-day, yet he was given up as incurable with the same disease that is killing General Arthur. Our reporter met this gentleman yesterday, and in conversation aboiit the General’s case he said: “I will give |5,000 to any charitable institution in the State of New York, to be designated “by the editor of the New York World, the editor of the Buffalo JVews, and W. E. Kissel“burgh of the Troy Times, it Warner’s safe “cure (taken according to my directions), which “cured me eight years ago, can not cure General Cheater A. Arthur of Bright’s disease, “from which he is suffering. “Now I want you to understand,” he said, “that we do not profess (to make new kidneys, “but we do know from personal experience, “and from the experience of many thousands “of similar cases, that we can stop the consump“tion of the kidneys. Many a man lifts gone “through life with one kidney without inconvenience. Thousands of people have lived a “majority of their life with one lung. They “did not have a new lung made. We do not “make new kidneys, but if the kidney is not “consumed too much we can stop disease and “prolong life if taken in time. ” This offer comes from H. H. Warner, proprietor bf Warner’s safe cure, of this city. Mr. Warner also said: “My dear sir, there are “Governors, Senators, Presidential candidates, “members of Congress, prominent men and “women all over the country whom I personally know have been cured of disease, such as “General Arthur suffers from, by our Warner’s “safe cure, but owing to the circles in which “they move they do not care to give public testimonial to the fact” Mr. Warner is interested in General Arthur’s case because he is pergpnally acquainted with him, and he says that it is a shame that any man should be allowed to die under the operation of .old-fashioned, powerful cathartics. which have no curative effects, rather than that a modem, conceded specific for kidney disease, whose worth is acknowledged world-wide, should save him. “If you doubt the efficacy of Warner’s safe cure,” say the proprietors, “ask your friends and neighbors about it This is asking but little. They will tell you all you want to know. ” “We have kept a standing offer before the public for four years,” says Mr. Warner, “that we will give f 5,000 to any person who can successfully dispute the genuineness, so far as we know, of. the testimonials we publish, and none have done it” Were General Arthur a poor than, unable to be left “in the hands of his physician,” he would use that great remedy, as many thousands of others have done, and get well. How absurd, then, for people to say that everything that can be done is’ being done for the ex-President, when the one successful remedy in the world that has cured, or that can cure, a case like his has not been used by them.

Women in Prussia.

The last census of the German Empire establishes the fact that the preponderance of the female over the male sex is increasing in Prussia. While the male population numbered 13,893,688 the female population was 14,420,145—an excess of 526,457 females on a total of 28,313,833 persons. Since the census of 1880 the excess of females has increased 77,078, and since 1867 the increase has been no less than 297,000, or 129.46 per cent. T.he fact is remarkable, and naturally it is attracting much attention in Germany. It is recognized that this growing preponderance of the female sex can only partially be attributed to emigration, though it is well known that far more men than women leave Prussia for other countries. Out of every 100 persons who were enumerated in the census of Prussia in 1867 49.52 were males and 50.48 females, but now the proportion is 49.07 and 50.93 per cent., respectively—the excess of females having increased from 0.96 to 1.86 per cent, in eighteen years. Of all the provinces of Prussia only Bhineland and Schleswig-Holstein sh&w a small preponderance of the male sex, while in East Prussia, Posen, and Berlin the greatest preponderance of females is to be found. In Berlin alone, with its population of roughly 1,300,000, there are 52,419 more females than males.

She Could Not Divulge the Secrets of an Executive Session.

She was the daughter of a Senator, and her sweetheart had been to see her every night since Lent had given them time and opportunity. Her father became somewhat alarmed, and the other morning he called her into his study. “My dear daughter,” he said, “I believe Mr. Blank has been to see you every night for some time past?” “Yes, papa.” “And he was here last night ?” “Yes, papa.” “Well, daughter, I want to know what occurred during your protracted interview in the paplor. I ask it, my child, because I have especial reasons for wanting to know.” 1 “Dear papa,” replied the girl, with tears in her eyes, “I do not doubt your right to ask what occurred there; but, papa, it was an executive session; and, papa, you would not have me divulge the secrets of such a meeting, would you?” The old man said never a word in reply.—Washington Critic.

His Mission.

“Every man should have a mission in life,” said a revivalist solemnly to a drummer whom he met on a train; “have you a mission, my friend?” “I have,” answered the drummer. “I am gratified to hear it,” said the revivalist ; “and pray what is your mission, if I may be so bold as to ask—what is your mission?” “Com-mission,” promptly answered the drummer; “and,” he added w.th a twinkle of his eye, “expenses.”—Boston Courier.

Journalism in Boston.

Night Editor “Wh»t confounded fool went up to' the symphony concert for us to-night J" ' Young Harvard Graduate (meekly)— *1 did, sir.” Night Editor-r“ You? Oh, yes, you’re the new reported. Well, now, look here, young man, I want to tell you one thing. You say ‘A brilliant and highly cultivated audience attended the symphony concert last night.’ Now that won’t do. That might work very well in Cincinnati or St. Louis, but it won’t go down in Boston. All audiences in Boston are brilliant and highly-enitivated. You can say 'a typical Boston audience’ if you want to, but the blue pencil goes through ‘brilliant and highly cultivated’ on this desk every time.”— Somerville Journal.

Important.

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Tyranny.

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Revenged.

It is hard for an editor to please some people. A “constant reader” in search of useful information recently addressed a communication to a Western paper, asking what is the characteristic feature of summer in this country. The editor calmly answered “Heat” in the next issue, and the constant reader got wrathy and told the editor that he would never read his measly old paper again. He now writes letters to the opposition paper under the signature of “Vindex.”-— New York Tribune. ~—

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