Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 May 1886 — Newman’s Hot Scotch. [ARTICLE]

Newman’s Hot Scotch.

Rev. John P. Newman, who was Gen. Grant’s family chaplain at the Metropolitan Methodist Church, and was sent around the world by him under the pretext of ex> mining consulates, brought home a barrel of old Scotch whisky, writes Ben: Perley Poore. Not wanting it for his own personal use he proposed to one of his parishioners, Mr. Cake, then the proprietor of Willard’s Hotel, to exchange thirty gallons of it for pale sherry. Glad to accommodate his pastor by rendering spiritual aid for spiritual comfort, Mr. Cake made the Imrgain. One of his bartenders was rash enough to mention to a journalist the fact, and it soon became a public matter. Mrs. Newman was distressed beyond consolation. “The idea,” said she, “of my husband, a Methodist temperancedivine, being made known to the community as a trafficker in whisky, and smuggled whisky at that, and. then the thought of having a drink called after him. ‘Newman’s Hot Scotch!’ ”

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