Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 May 1886 — Improvident. [ARTICLE]

Improvident.

Insurance Agent—Mrs. Macgoonigal, don’t you think your husband would like to have his life insured, so that you would be provided for at his death ? Mrs. Mac—No, sor! Oi don’t. Oi’ve troid ’im wunst before. Insurance Agent—You don’t mean to say you have already tried to have him insure his life? Mrs Mac —No, sor! But whin a mon would go all through the war widout gettin’ kilt, an’ so deprive ’is widder of a dacent pension, he is too slow entoirely to have his loife insured, do yer moind? — Philadelphia Call.

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