Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1886 — They Will Not Do It. [ARTICLE]

They Will Not Do It.

Those who once take Dr. Pierce’s “ Pleasant Purgative Pellets” will never consort to use any other cathartic. They ark ’pleasant to take and mild In their operation. Smaller than ordinary pills and Inclosed In glass vials; virtues unimpaired. By druggists. A Manx people in this world are so ignorant that they gain fame as newspaper writers.— Maverick. It is Amazing that any human being should continue to suffer lrom biliousness, nervous headache, indigestion, or general weakness, when it is as notorious as that the sun is tho source of light that Vinegar Bittkbs inevitably cures these complaints. This medicine is sold everywhere, taken everywhere, and cures everywhere. Reader, it will cure you. *- ’ - When you see a man full of liquor the contemplation of a suprome being is gratifying* To Eitß is human, but you make no mistake if you use Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic fot* dyspepsia, costiypnoss, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria, poor appetite, lowispirita, or diseases of the kidneys, stomach, and liver. 60 cents. ' . “Too-roitnc,* as the horseman said to tho Professor’s performance on the piano. ASO cent bottle of Dr. Bigelow’s Positive Cure will promptly and thoroughly cure the worst case of recent cough, ooli or throat or lung trouble. Buy the dollar bottle for chronio cases. Pleasant to take. The devil is a gentleman and will get up and go if he is told. —Sam Jones.