Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 May 1886 — Plantation Philosophy. [ARTICLE]

Plantation Philosophy.

Ez er rule, de man what is de mos’ active wid his body is de leas’ active wid his mine. ' It is wranng ter allns honor an’ trnst de Bmart man. l)e fox is er heap keener den de steer, but he doan do half so much good. De strongest thing ain’t allns de bes’. It’s de green persimmon dat draws up yer mouth. It am stronger den de ripe one, but it ain’t ha’f so good.— Arkansaw Traveler. Two FBENeff investigators have found that the germs bf fermentation are not destroyed or peroeptibly affected by a pressure of 300 to 400 atmospheres continued for several days. & Col. Wm. Louis Schley, Grand Secretary I. O. M. Grand Lodge, Maryland, found Red Star Cough Cure a perfect and certain remedy. Price, twenty-live cents a bottle. Paternal counsels of a French bourgeois: “Listen, my son," says the good conntrymaa—to his heir, “Thanks to me.yidn can'live without doing anythingr But why waste your time? Why not do something useful?” “Bnt, father ” “Ob, you can find plenty of work to choose from. For instance, I have observed that yon often go about whistling airs that yon have heard. You have a taste for music. Why not compose an opera? That would be better than thinking of nothing but the color of vonr cravats.” > ** - In Massachusetts they call burglars “midnight mechanics." In some other, sections of the country they call them out and hang them. — Chicago Ledger. Offensive breath vanishes with the use of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy.

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