Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 April 1886 — Page 3

Coming Home to Die.

At a period of lift when budding womanhood require* all her strength to meet the reminds nature makes upon it, many a young woman returns homo from the Severn ifnental. train of school with a broken-down constitution, anifher functions disarranged, to gf> to any early grave. If sho bad been wisely counseled and given the benefit of Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription” her bodily development might have kept pace with her mental growth, und health and beauty would not have given way to decline and death. Thebe are men so anxious to be miserable that they will go out and pledge their happiness as security on which'to borrow trouble. Volins’ or middle-aged men suffering from nervous debility, loss of memory, premature old age, as the result of bad habits, should send 10 cents In stamps 'for large illustrated treatise suggesting unfailing cure. Address World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Dentists are good brokers In tlie lottery business, as they always' draw something, if only a stub. _L,.- --- A powerful remedy for lung troubles. Safe for young or old. .Ayer’s ClierTy Pectoral. Paint and powder cover a multitude of freckles. . *

Instantly Relieved,

Mrs. Ann Laconr, of New Orleans. La., writes: "1 have a son who has been sick for two yean; he haa been attended by our leading physicians, but all to no purpose. Tills morning he had his usual spell of coughing, and was so greatly prostrated in consequence ttiat death seemed imminent. We had in the house a bottle of Dlt. W.M, HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNOS, purchased by my husband, who noticed your advertisement yesterday. We administered it, and he was instantly relieved.”

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GEREENOUGH’S WASHINGTON.

Dumb Marble That Looks as if It Would Like Nothing; Better than to a Tale Untold. ' fR. J. Burdette, in Brooklyn Eagle.] We lingered long before that speaking piece of dumb marble, Qreenougb’g Washington,/fronting the Capitol in the front. There is more than a charm about it; .there is a fascination that holds you there, a cruel fascination, for no fascination with the heart of a man would hold any human being before a spectacle so pathetic, so appealing, so eloquent in the speechless woe j of its marble lips. I wonder when the sculptor completed that uplifted arm with the awful linger that it did not smite him to the earth when he stooped to work out with mallet and chisel those marvelous bunches on the knees. But a statue is more merciful than man. At first, I will admit, I was disappointed in this work of art. I did not observe the face. My eyes rested upon the vast expanse of bosom that holds the broad shoulders apart, and I thought I was loojdbt at the sculptor’s recreation of that that suckled Romulus and Remus, and I wondered that the thun-der-stricken nurse of Rome, hav-. ing such simple accommodation, had not established a national foundling asylum and free orphanage, and then when I lifted my head and saws, aboye all this, that patient, gentle, long-suffering, uncomplaining face, with its dumb lips and appealing eyes asking for a corset, I burst into tears. I could not help it. I was not ashamed of the weakness. It was not unmanly. * * * You linger long before this eloquent *stone before you gather its story. It said to me, as it says, oh! so patiently, to the hurrying thousands who carelessly pass it by : “Please to scratch, my back. That is why I have taken my clothes off’. There is one peculiarly isolated place between my shoulder blades that I can not reach. See, I am ti’ving to get at it with this uplifted hand, but 1 can not. I have tried to rasp it with the hilt of this Roman sword, but that is unsatisfactory. Please scratch my back and keep off' the grass.” The day was raw and bleak, and as I passed near the statue I noticed that its back and shoulder blades were covered with goose flesh. I gave the porter who owns the Capitol a quarter and told him to lay soap and some towels where the statue could get them after dark, so that it might complete its bath and go to bed. And then we came away and left it —we could not take it with us—pointing that light-ning-rod finger to heaven as though it would call down the wrath of the immortal gods upon the ungrateful country that thus impiously mocked the mighty shades of him who w. s its father. Well may the man, bent upon great deeds, falter and turn back from his intention when lio stands in. the presence of this statue, and sees what marble immortality may do for men entirely great.

An Autographic-Colleeting Hermit.

One of our walks in the Island of Capri will take us to a very high point, on which are some ruins of the Villa of Tiberius, the Homan Emperor. This gentleman, having involved himself in a deal of trouble at home, concluded to retire to this rocky island, where he would be safe from his enemies, and here he lived until Lis death, in the year 37 A. D. Capri must have been a very different place then, as far as the manners and customs of its inhabitants are concerned. The Emperor built no less than twelve handsome jvillas m various parts of the island, and made all necessary arrangements to enjoy himself as much as possible. The villa which we are visiting was one of the largest, and the lemains of vaulted chambers and corridors show that it must have been a very fine building. A short distance be'ow it| is the top of a precipice, from which, tradition says, Tiberius used to have those persons whom he had condemned to death thrown down into the sea. This was not an unusual method of execution with the Romans, and his victims must have met lvith a certain death. If any of us really desire to see a hermit, we can now be gratified, for one of that profess on has his dwelling here. He probably does liye here all alone, but he does not look like our ordinary ideal of a hermit. He will be glad to receive some coppers, and also to have us write our autographs in a book which he keeps for that purpose. A hermit autograph-collector in the ruined villa of a ifoman Emperor, on the top of a mountainous island in the Mediterranean, is something we did not expect to meet with on our travels. Fpank It. Stockton, in St. Nicholas.

Playing Seven-up for Liberty.

“I have been a lawyer a great many years,” said a passenger from EoChester, N. Y., “and one of the queerest cases that ever came to my notice was about eight or ten years ago. There were two young fellows charged with having committed a burglary on a store. They refused to employ a lawyer, and fixed up a scheme between them. Knowing that they were guilty, they concluded that the chances were against their getting away, although, so far as they knew, there was no direct proof of their guilt. While in jail together they played a game of seven-np to sed which should plead guilty on trial and swear that the other one was not with him and had no part in the crime. Ini ‘this way, they"*argued, one of us will surely escape, Which will be a good deal better tlian both going ovef the road. They played their series <sf games pf seven-up, and, true to his Wrgain, the loser went into court and pleaded guilty, and took his oath that he alone planned and executed the crime. But, as luck would have it, the Prosecuting Attorney had been able to collect ample evidence to convict one of the fellows, and this one the very chap who had beat his partner at seven-up, thereby winning, as he supposed, 'hjs liberty. Both were sent to the penitentiary, and both have turned out thorough and desperate professional burglars.”—Chicago flera'd. Prof. H. L. Fairchild, in a scientific lecture in New York, stated that while we always think of the dry land as the true olace of stability, as a matter of fact it is the ocean which forever

maintains its plane, and the lfnd which is continually oscillating. He informed his auditors that Manhattan Island is gradually' Wlffiy lived long enough they could find the sea covering the place. With great consideration he relieved their’« minds by sayiug that there was time enough to finish the lecture before the 'island sank. 'C. - >| ■ 3? ** " . I '

“The Cat It Died.”

“Our cat’s dead,” said one little girl to another yesterday afternoon, as they 'were returning from Sunday school. “Did he die?” asked the other, as she she slipped her hand into her companion’s, and looked interrogation points. “Yes, he died,” was therreply; “but we all think at home that brother Jim caused bis death, but you mustn't say anything about it. Our Tom was sitting on the kitchen table. Right under him was a big pot of grease mamma was cooling for something. Brother Jim came in and threw his cap at Tom, and Tom fell off the table into the grease, and jumped out again, and ran into the cellar and came out again, and he was all covered with dirt, and looked awful, mamma said disreputable, and brother Jim he chased the cat into the coal shed, and when he came out he was still dirtier, and Jim ran him into the hen house and Tom got feathers stuck on him. and Jim chased him on top of the house and jumped him off' into a barrel of water, and lie jumped out again and Jim ceased him into the stable and caught him in the hay, and tied his head and feet, to keep him from biting and scratching, and Billy Green helped him.” “What did he do then?” asked the other little girl. “Why,- he and Billy Green took him into the kitchen and rubbed him with turpentine till they got him clean. Then they scrubbed h m with soap and water till they got him clean, and then they put him in the oven of the stove — it wasn’t very hot. you know—till he dried, and then they untied him and let him go, and he capjldn’t walk very much. He went off into one corner and lay down to sleep, but when the bops waked him up he was dead. Jim said the turpentine must have turned his stomach.”— Exchange.

A Discerning Clerk.

A newly arrived Dakotan registered at a Washington hotel and said to the clerk: “I may want to stay some time; can yira give me a good room ?” “I think we can let you have one that will suit.” “I suppose you try to make it pleasant for guests ?” “Certainly, we aim to.” “Of .course. What I like in a hotel is something home-like.” “I think we can satisfy you on that score.” “I hope so! Now I’ll tell you; if you will see that I am made to feel perfectly at home during my stay you sha’n’t lose anything by it. ” “O, we’ll make it home-like for you. Let me see,” he continued, glancing over the register, “you are from Dakota ?” “Yes, I’m a member of the Dakota Legislature and-^—” “Here!” exclaimed the clerk, turing to a bell-boy, “show this gentleman to the poker-room.” —Estelline {Dali.) Bell.

A Dude.

The derivation of this word is not known. It has been suggested that it was derived from dodo, the name of an uncouth and now extinct species of bird which inhabited the islands of tho Indian Ocean. Others have suggested that it was a corruption of the old English word dudder, meaning a scarecrow. It is not even known with any certainty when theword was first coined, as it was in use in slang some time , before it found its way into print. It signifies a dandy or fop, one given to exaggerated nicety in dress, and always implies effeminacy,, and more or less mental imbecility. He is not a “swell,” however, for nothing can be more foreign to the character of a true dude than what is termed “loudness” in attiirerthat is, anything gaudy or showy. He is father the “exquisite,” or “beau” of the last half of the eighteenth century revived. The principle of the true dude has been well expressed as “nothing too much of anything, not even anytliing too much of nothing too much.” Inter Ocean.

The Stomach as a Gasometer.

In the dyspeptic stomach impure gases are gouernted, after moals, that distend and-distreßS it, ns woll as the bowels. The best carminative for crumps, colicky pains, and heartburn or bilious eructations, is Hostettsr’s Stomach Hitlers. Carbouato of soda and effervescing aperients are far inferior to it in efficacy, and, as physicians now understand, impair the tone of the stomach. Copious libations of any sort are injurious to the stomach, and to dilate its juices is certainly not tho way to increase their digestive usefuluoss. 'Aided by tbe Bitters, the digestive organs, when enfeebled and disordered, regain their lost tone and regularity, not, of course, immediately, bnt with a degree of rapidity highly indicative of the excellence of tho remedy. It has the further effect of regulating tho bowels and liver, protecting the system against malaria, relieving rheumatism andmeurulgia, and increasing constitutional vigor.

Reason Enough.

“Father, why do they say railroad corporations have no souls?” “Well, my son, you have often heard 'of the head of a Corporation, but you never heard of -one with a foot. What use would a soul be to them under the cirrumstmees?” “No use, pa, except to walk over peopie instead of rfding over them as they do now.” —Boston Budget. ■

What a Phenomenon Is.

“Father, what is,, a phenomenon?” asked little Johnny McSwiiligen, as he was looking ovpr his spelling lesson. ‘ A phenomenon, Johnny, is a man who never savs ‘chestnut’ when yon tell him a joke,” was the reply.— burgh Chronicle. The harmful and fatal results attending the use of cough mixtures containing morphia, opium, and other poisons are daily becoming more frequent. It is Ibr this reason that Bed Star Cough Cure has received the unqualified endorsement of physicians, and Boards of Health everywhere, as a purely vegetable compound, entirely free from an na: codes. Price, twenty-five cents.

Important.

When yon visit or lesvo Now York City, save baggage, expressage, ami Iff carnage hire, and Grand Central Depot 018 rooms, fitted npata cost to- one million dollars, 91 and up wards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the host, florao ears, stages, and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live bettor for less money at the Grand Union Hotel tliaa at any other first-class botol in the city.

Our Northern Boundary.

The northern boundary of our country ia marked by stone cairns, iron pillars, earth mounds' and timber posts. The stone cairns fire 71x8 feet, the earth mounds are 7x14 feet, the iron pillars are 7 feet high, 8 inches square at the bottom, and 4 inches at the top; the timber posts are 5 ’ feet high and 8 inches square. There are 385 of these marks between the Lake of the Woods and the base of the Rocky Mountains. That part of the boundary which lies east and w.est of the Red River Valley is marked by cast-iron pillan-s, at even mile intervals. T)he British have placed each alternate one of these pillars, and the United States those between. Upon one side of each post is cast the inscription, “Convention of London,” and on the other side, “Oct. 20, 1818. ” Where the line crosses lakes stone heaps have been bnilt in the water, projecting several feet above high-water mark at the surface. In forests the line was first marked by felling the timber a rod wide and clearing away tho underbrush. Where this has since been cleared away, posts have been put in its place. —lnter Ocean. ' ' ■ Neuralgia and kindred diseases, promptly yield to tne immediate action of St. Jacobs Oil, the pain-conqueror.

A Disgusted Showman.

“My dear friend,” said a long-haired countryman to the biographical expounder of a dime museum, “is that unfortunate being really a cannibal?” and he indicated a South Sea islander from Cork who was sitting on a divan. “Yes, sir, that great living curiosity was captured while in the act of roasting a Presbyterian missionary over a slow fire.” —, - ' --__v “Great heavens!” gasped the countryman, “can’t you convert him?” “Convert him!” said the biographer, with disgust. “Bo you s’pose the great American public would pay ten cents to see a Christian?”— Pittsburgh Dispatch. .Chronic nasal catarrh —guaranteed cure—Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. When a miner has been eaten by a grizzly the Western people speak of him as being ad! nutted to the b’ar. The longest pole knocks the persimmons, and Bigelow's Positive Cure knocks all coughs, colds, croup, hoarseness, bronchitis, asthma, influenza, and consumption. Pleasant for children. Safe and speedy. 50 cents and $l- - New York papers say there is not swell enough now on Broadway to make any one see sick’. ' To Keep the Blood Pure and the bowels •will regulated, be careful of your diet; do not use rum or tobacco, and take occasional doses of Vinegar Bitters. Perfect health must follow such a course. The range of diseases that can bo relieved by the use of Vinegar Bitters* is literally without lim.t No, Jimmy; peacocks do not lay colored Easter eggs .—Maverick. Had a. bilious attack and one of those indescribable cases of constant weariness. Took quinine and other remedies Without relief. Took Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic: am strong and well Asa Thompson, Logan. Ohio. The value of medical treatment is the prico you pay the doctor. Not a faded or gray hair to he seen alter using Hall’s Hair Itenewer. If there is a bustle in the land it never comes to the front

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The Great German Physician.

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“Put up” at the Gault House.

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