Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1886 — Page 3

Invalidism.

There ere various ways in which people may be invalids asjthoro are various ways in which one may be anything else. Over some houses Bangs an atmosphere of dull oppression, a certain suggestion of doctors and of misplaced pillows that informs whoever enters, with a language that is unmistakable, that here is the abode of delicate health; while in other homes in which really dwells far mqre serious illness, there is oßly cheer and brightness, with no hint whatever of physical weakness and cobsequent disorganization. The fact is that there are some persons who tabe a melancholy and ghoulish pleasure in being invalids; who insist continually to themselves and to others upon their fragile condition, as if it were not only the most interesting of facts but were to be accounted to them as an especial merit. Equally there are those who fight against invalidism; who never intrude the fact that their health iq impaired and who spare as much as possible their friends from the contemplation of their physical .misfortunes. There are all grades between these two extremes, and often the professional invalid has fallen half unconsciously into that role through habitnal yielding to physical depression and weakness, but after all,people in delicate health may be pretty exactly divided into those who insist upon their illness and those who do not. s Obviously there is no need to ask which of tlie friends have the happier life. Whoever has been so unlucky as to dwell in an invalid-infested house need not be reminded of the uncomfortable nature of such possession. But it may be pointed out that the invalid, himself or herself, who makes invalidism the prominent thing in life is thereby deliberately choosing an existence of gloom and depression. Physical weakness is dreadful enough when fought against and resisted at every step, but it is a hundred fold worse when it is yielded to and, so to speak, encouraged. There are plenty of people who make invalidism a hobby; who afflict their friends with continual talk of symptoms, remedies, aches and general misery; and, save for the morbid delight they take in gloating over their woes, they willfully throw aside such comforts as life might have for them. The theme is an old one, and dida tic essays without number have preached the duty of resignation, cheerfulness, and all the rest of it, as a matter of severe and abstract duty. But taken simply on the plane of practical common sense, it is always wise to make the best of invalidism, as of everything else. For the sake both of self and friends it is manifestly at once shrewd and generous to ignore ill health as far as may be, and when shrewdness and generosity side together, it is hardly necessary to give other reasons for following a given course of action.

Huxley on the Origin of Character.

“Nothing in this life, to me,” said Professor Huxley, “is sadder than the fact that a man, watching the development of his children, is doomed to see his own peculiarities, his own faults—the things which lie condemns in liiiAself—cropping out in them. They may have his good traits, too. But nothing that he can do will prevent those old faults coming out in them. That illustrates the immutability of law. Children inherit certain traits and capabilities. They must go on and develop them. There is nothing more. They are bounded by the elements which are born in them. A particular man receives a blow on the head, you see. Now, perhaps he recovers from that blow; he is apparently perfectly well; but the effect of the blow continues. A son is born to the man. What has become of the energy expended in that blow upon the man's head? It ds bound to continue. You cannot get rid of that. The persistence of force makes it inevitable. Pprhaps the man’s son gets along all right*, and perhaps he doesn’t. But suppose that the son, or the son’s son, turns out to be a forger, or a criminal of some sort—possibly a murderer. How do we know that this is not the result of the oiiginal blow on the head, producing a Slight accidental impression on the brain, the force of which takes the form of moral perversion in the offspring.—George Parsons Lathrop.

A Very Esthetic Young Miss.

“Ob, by the way, pa, dear,” said a Hartford young lady, as she bade him good morning, “don’t forget when you come home to bring one of those —one of those you know, those potatomashers.” - ~> L ~ “Oh, no, indeed. Anything to encourage you in the household arts. Are you going to be the cook ?” “Why, no; but you know I am going to paint a lily of the valley on the masher end and a clematis vine on the handle and send it to the mission fair. ” “Huh!” —Hartford Post.

Beating Hotels.

The most successful hotel deadbeat usually takes hjs “wife” with him. This is done to throw the hotel man off his track, on the supposition that. a_mau. who takes his wife with him on hisjtravels has money enough to pay his bills, and it also enables the successful working of the old dodge of leaving the “wife” at the hotdl while going to some other town to “attend to some business,” and “return in a few days,” which means “skip,” and a broken-hearted (?V“wife” to collect the bill from. —Hotel lieporter. . -'

Correction.

A, clergyman who was officiating at the funeral of a young girl began his discourse with, “Oh, may this,bereaved father find consolation for the death of his only daughter”—and then happening to remember there was .another daughter, the offspring of ft- second marriage, he added hastily—“by his first wife.”—Harped Bazar. Obbebvatioks on the incandescent electric light," which decreases in luminosity after a certain strength is reached, lead a French investigator to conclude that heat ‘.radiations, which are at first dark and then luminous, passing from red to white, ultimately ' go beyond the violet rays, and at a very great intensity cease to be visible.

Easy Legends for New Beginners. Once upon a time there was a poor man. He was so poor that skimmed milk was no comparison tO'him. If he had won a $25 gold medal as champion roller skater of. tho world lie would have been obliged tp have traded it for turnips. His family slept on straw, his dog ate thistles, and the only pair of pantaloons he had were patched in twenty-four places. One day when this poor man was digging out a rabbit in the forest he found a bag ofjsilver. He was at first so overjoyed that fye could not speak, but directly the thought came to him that the money belonged to the man who owned the land resident of Chicago. He was poor, but he could not be dishonest. Whep. he took the money home his wife whooped for a new bonnet, his children yelled for new shoes, and he himself reflected how nice it wonld be if he had a swallowtiil coat and a twenty-cent cigar. But he said: _ “Though we starve and go ragged we must be honest. I Will keep this money until the owner of the land appears.” A chap in Chioago heard of the find and came booming along, and the bag was handed over to him. He opened it to find that every piece was counterfeit, and in his rage he cried out: “Fool that you are! .Had you not been so honest you would have discovered the fraud yourself and saved me an expensive journey.” The poor man and his family were greatly cast down, and the last morsel of bread was about to be placed on the table when there came a knock on the door. It was opened, and Jay Gould walked in. “I would have done just as you did,” said Mr. Gould. “Honesty should be rewarded and virtue encouraged. Here are $50,000. Tra-la.” Now, how splendid that was.—Detroit Free Press.

A Fable.

Once upon a time a hungry dog found himself in a butcher, shop when the butcher was away from home. Appreciating the fact that he had struck it rich, he began looking over the stock to select what was most digestible for the stomach not accustomed to three meals a day. He saw many juicy bits of tender loin and porter house, toothsome morsels of mutton, lamb, and veal, and ripe, luxurious chunks of liver, but they'Were hung beyond his reach, and all he could secure was a string of sausage. He rubbed his nose against it once or twice and then again turned his eyes and thoughts to the steaks and joints above, but they were as far awayjjas before. After several fruitless attempts to attain what he desired he reverted to the sausage, and once more fondled it tenderly with his nose. The temptation was a sore on 6 and the struggle was terrible, but at last the poor hungry dog overcome the cravings ami "layings his paw cn his stomach with tears in his eyes, he went out of the shop, saying in a choking voice as he took a long lingering look at the sausage: “I am very hungry. I know not when I shall get a bite to eat. I may die of starvation, but thank God I am no cannibal !” and he came forth into tlie cheerless cur of a supperless world, as hollow as when he entered the ; shop.— Merchant Traveler.

Unnecessary Violence,

For which outraged nature exacts heavy penalties, is done to the bowels by persons who with drastic, drenching purgatives niako war on those organs in order to relieve their constriction. Constipation is not one of those desperate diseases that require desperate remedies. In fact, it is not a disease at all, but the incomplete discharge of a function, to the healthful renewal of which Hostettcr’s Stomach Bitters is far better adapted than drugs, whose action is excessive, and consequently debilitating and injurious. Disorder of the liver, contamination of the blood with bile, sick headach; s and dyspeptic symptoms are the atti ndants of costivenesa, and are likewise remedied by tho Bitters. Its action is not limited to relieving the bowels naturally and without pain. Used with persist-, ence, and as directed, it perpetuates regularity in the habit of body, and in the operations of the digestive organs and liver. Fever and ague, rheumatism and kjdney troubles axe prevented and cured by it. ■ " !

A Story to Tell Foreigners.

“I suppose you never heard of burning snow for fuel, did you ?” said a man who is in Omaha talking up -ironworks, as he leaned across the corner of the bar at Paxton the other night, and chewed reflectively on a piece of lemon rind he had fished out of the bottom of a glass. “Well, it’s a fact. I live in Pittsburg, you know, and in the winter, when it gets mighty cold—and seems to me it gets colder there at the same degree of temperature than any other place I have ever been —but, as I was saying, when it gets mighty cold there, and there’s a heavy fall of snow, you can see people out all over the city with baskets the next day, gathering blocks of snow to burn. You see, there’s so much coal smoke from the great iron furnaces in Pittsburg that when the snow reaches the ground it’s almost black, - and there’s really more coal cinders than snow. It drums almost as well as soft coal, - and: a great deal of suffering among the poor is thus prevented. That’s other great argument in favor of ironworks.” And he called for another piece of lemon in the bottom of a glass. —Omaha Bee.

She Saw Him.

A family dialogue: Paterfamilias —My boy, I shall have to punish you for breaking this vase. Sister Nell—lie didn’t break it, papa. Paterfamilias —How do you know? Sister Nell (triumphantly)—l saw him didn’t. — Exchange. Six golcl medals have been given to St. Jacobs Oil at World’s fairs and expositions, for being the best pain-cure. It is, itself, better than gold. It cures rheumatism and every other painful trouble. It never fails. A three-year-old child busy helping to destroy potato , bugs, thought they were pretty enough to eat. She was soon takenewith serious svmptomß of “summer complaint,” A physician prescribed castor oil, which brought away the offending insects, and the child made a quick recovery. Potato bugs seem to have an irritant action somewhat similar to that of canthar* ides-Spanish flies.—Dr. Foote's Health Monthly. No depressing effects from Bed Star Cough Cure. No nausea, no danger of • poison. Safe, speedy cure. Only 25 cents.

Important.

When yon visit or leavo New Y}rk City, save baggage, expressago, and $3 carnage hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposit j Grand Central Depot i 7 613 rooms, fitted up at a cost of nulliou dollars, $-1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator." Restaurant supplied With the best Horn ; ears, stages, and olovatsd railroad to ait depots. Families can live'hotter. Jor less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the City.

In the Olden Time.

W. W. Corcoran, the eminent philanthropist and millionaire at Washington, tells a 1 story which illustrates the feeling which animated a former generation of statesmen as to business dealings. When Mr. Polk was President he bad in his charge a few thousands of dollars placed in trust with him for a minor, his relative. He asked Mr. Corcoran, his personal friend, as well as a banker and financier of ability, to invest this‘sum for his protege. Mr. Corcoran did so. A few months later the President questioned the banker about this investment, when Mr. Corcoran told him, with no little pleasure, that he had done very well with it; that he had put it in United States bonds; that these had advanced, and that he had already quite a little profit on the adventure. “My dear sir,” said Mr. Polk,” “I beg you will change the investment at once. Whatever profit there may be, turn it over to some charitable institution. I must not alio,w it even to be hinted that the President of the United States is speculating In the securities of his own Government, and I can not al ow my ward to touch one cent of the proceeds of such a transaction. —Louisville Cour-ier-Journal."

Manners.

Manners are of more importance than laws. Upon these, in a great measure, the laws depend. The law teaches us but here and there, now and then. Manners are what vex or soothe, corrupt or purify, exalt or debase, barbarize or refine us, by constant, steady, uniform, insensible operation like that of the air we breathe in. They give their whole form and color to our lives. According to their quality they aid morals, they supply laws, or they totally destroy them. —Edmund Burke. “Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a 100 l indeed!” So said Young. Straws show which way the wind blows, and there are a score of symptoms any one of which shows the existence of catarrh. Neglected, it will rob the blood of its purity and the system of its strength. Get Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It cures even long-standing cas<g, as thousands testify, and should be used for colds in the head, which often result in confirmed catarrh. An artist’s cherub is a good deal like a board-ing-house turkey—all head and wings. It is . useless to attempt to cleanse a stream while tlie fountain is impure. Dyspepsia, complaints of the liver or kidneys, scrofula, headaches, and all diseases arising from impure blood, are at once removed by Dr. Walker’s California Vinegar Bitters, tlie infallible purifier of th' blood and renovator of the system. It has never been known to iaiL A reward of crime: that offered for the capture of- the transgressor. -, The lives of many children have been saved by tlie timely use of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. How to make a howling swell—stick a pin into him. To eradicate dandruff, and keep the scalp moist and clean, use Hall’B Hair Reuewer. Bound in calf—the turkey that was eaten by a dude.

Free to* Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors, and Teachers.

If yon will get your dealer to order from his wholesale druggist one dozen bottles Warner’s White Wine gs Tar Syrup—the best remedy in the world for Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Catarrh, and Consumption, I will send two bottles free. Recommend to your friends. Send name of druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy Land free with medicine. Address Dr. C. D. Warner, Chicago, 111. All druggists.

The Testimony of a Physician.

James Beecher, AL-D., of Sigourney, lowa, says: “For Beveral yoars I- have been using a Cough DR. WM. HALTaSBALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, and in almost every case throughout my practice I have had entire success. I have used and prescribed hundreds of bottles since the days of my army practice (1863), when I was surgeon of Hospital. No, 7, Louisville, Ky.” ,

"ROUGH ON ITCH.”

“Rough on Itch” cures skin humors, eruptions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chilblains, itch, ivy poison, barber’s itch. 50a jars. “HOU.GH ON CATARRH” corrects offensive oflors at once. Complete cure of worst chronic cases; also unequaleu as gargle for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. 50a ‘‘HOUGH ON PILES. ’ ' Why suffer Piles? Immediate relief and complete cure guamiteed. Ask for “Hough on Piles." Sure cure for itching, protruding, bleeding, or auy forrn of Piles. 500. At Druggists' or Mailed. Twenty years of suffering from Catarrh and Catarrhal headache 1 never found anything to afford lasting rellof until t tried Ely-’s Cream palm. I have used two bottles, and now conß der my Catarrh cured. I have recommended it to several of my friends with like good remits.—D? T. Hlgglnson, 145 Lake Mreet, Chicago, 111. “Rough on Rats” clears out Rats, Mica 15a “Rough on Comß,’’bard or soft corns, bunions, Isc. “Roughon Toothache.” Instant relief. 15a HAIK BALSAM, If gray, restores jto original color. An elegant dressing, softens and beautifies. No oil nor grease. A Tonic Restorative. Stops hair coming out; strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp, 50a •‘HOUGH ON BILK” PILLS start the bile, relieve the bilious stomach, thick, aching head and overloaded bowels. Small grannies, small dose, big results, pleasant in operation, don’t disturb the stomach. 25a Wonffllt lor the fast hundred years.—A remedy for Catarrh. Hay lever, and Cold" in the Head, found at last in Ely’s Cream Balm. Safe and pleasant to use, and-easily applied with the Unger. It gives relief atonce and a thorough treatment positively cures. 50 cents by druggists, co cents by mail. Ely. Bros., Owego, N. Y. I WUM daily growing worse with rheumatism, and the doctors thought it might require the amputation of my leg._ I began taking Athlophoros and In two days wasabie to be at my store. M. P. Sbrock, 672 West Lake sti'eet, Chicago, IU. Ely’* CreamHalm has entirely cured me-of a long standing cato of catarrh. Ihave never yet seen its equal as a cure lor colds In the head and headache resulting from such colds. It is a remedy of sterling merit,—Ed L. Crosly, Nashville, Tenn. Ir afflicted with Sore Byes, use Dr. Isaau Thompson's Kye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c. Best, easiest 1o use, and cheapest. Piso’s Remedy ft* Catarrh. By druggists. 80c.

“O, It Was Pitiful!”

Of COUr-'i it was! lie trtefi. one remedy after another, and lliinily gavp .up and died, j when h.s life might time been saved by tnk- ■] ing Dr. 'Pierce’s ••Ooid'on Medic i! Discovery’" | —the great‘’Consumption h uro"—which. If promptly -cmpteyel, will st’Cn 1 sutvtuo' all ] threatening symptoms, such as cough,labored i breathing, night swqats, spotting of blood. Ole., und,-restoring ' waning strehgtli and hope, effectually stop the pooreimstiuipti-vo's rap d progress grave-ward. Is It not worth ' irvingy All druggists. ‘ 1 As a rule, lawyers arc n bravo class of men. “It’s that makes cowards of us all," you know. . ■■■ ■ ■■ ■! +Tr\- - - ltM thousands of cures are the best advertisement for Dr. fiaim's-'Ctitarrh Remedy. “Papa have gnus got logs '!" “No.” “llow do they kick, thou?” “With their breeches, my son. ” Those who tako Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic never have dyspepsia, costivopess. bad breath, piles, pimple>, ague and malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, headache, or kidney troubles. Prjce 50 cents. " “The laborer is worthy of his higher,” as the strikers read it The most scientific compound for the cure of coughs, colds, and all throat and lung troubles is Dr, Bigelow’s Positive Cure. It is pleasant, j prompt, aud safe. 50 cents and 91. “What’s in a frame?” A chromo by any name would be as cheap. — Maverick,

The Great German Physician.

The remarkable phase in tho practice of Dr. Peter W. Schmidt (frequently called Dr. Pete) is, he never asked one to describe their disease but tells each one their trouble without asking a question. His success is phenomenal. Hu Sractice enormous. He is sought after by hunreds wherever he goes, because he cures when every other physician and remedy have failed. He has allowed his great medicines, Golden Seal; Bitters and Lung Food for Consumption, to be offered to the suffering, and we assert without fear of successful contradiction that there is no disease they will not cure. Tlibusands of bottles have been sold. Thousands of brokendown and discouraged invalids saved Send to Golden Real Bitters Company, Holland City, Mich., for Facte for the Million I Free. Get Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffenert) applied to new boots and shoes before you wear them out

CICUING LAMPS for Spearing. Send for Clrcular. BAKER k SON. KendallvUle, Ind. IWANT A. GIRL, boy, liuly, nr gent. ■• Every village and town. Good pay. Ea«y work. Send stamp. GILLOTT. 48 Dcy St., New York. "DKNiSIOIMS and Claims collected, or no pay. I Send stamps for hook of laws. Patents, BELLUM MILDER. Att’y, Wa-Uingtoa. D-C. BARGAINS— ‘»c. Fine gold-plate massive weddingring, elegant ear-rings, superb joeket, brilliant scart-pin, toothpick, sleeve-liuks, set studs, by mail 25 cents each. Whole lot for sl. Fit present for anyone. Can be sold for (leach. Agents wanted. NOBLE & WALSH, Box 513, Washington, D. C. CLYDESDALE AND ENGLISH SHIRE HORSES. The only stud inAmsricacontainiiig the very best apt i-imetisof both Prize winners 1 • tease. I - r. the TWlTMrnjnTfjr JR World's Fair at. New ’SrJCMKSSeT'rifeOrleans, the Royal rto’BßMHmlrafliaWMlgßWn cietv of England, etc. al Large importation arHn rived August 12, and 'nvL :; : arm BW more to follow. Our AB■lAtefcsX’CJvaM " nnonnale. 1. t)in■ is no such opportunity offered elsewhere to procure first-class animals of choioest breeding at very lowest prices. Every animal duly recorded and guaranteed. Terms to suit all customers. Catalogues on application. GALBRAITH BROS.. Janesville. Wls. JAMES A. PERRY, IMPORTER AND RRK.KDKR OV FRENCH DRAFT HORSES I I offer for sale the very best specimens of French Draft Horses that can be found in France. All parties wishing good, reliable stock are invited to call and see my stock, which now number about 100 bead. Terms and prices to suit purchasers. All stock sola under a Siarantee of being breeders. I have also some very id Ilerefar < Hull Calves, all from imported stock. JAMES A. l ERRY, Riverview Stock Farm, Wilmington. ni„ 52 miles south of Chicago, on C. k A. R, R. A Skin of Bounty Is a Joy Forever. DR. T. FELIX OOURA UD'S Oriental Cream or Magical Beautifier H ? ‘S 3a £) kles^Mo’th-pat-j £ “ o ches, Rush ana H S •£ *2 every blesaid toaladyof the ha tit ton (a patient), ‘Asi/ou laities will use them, I recommend ■ tjnuraud's Cream" as the -least harmful of all Skin preparations." One bottle will last six months, using it every day. Also Poudre Subtile removes superfluous hair without Injury to the skin. FERD.T. HOPKINS, Manager, 48 Bond Bt.. N. Y. For sale by all druggists and Fancy Goods Dealers throughout tlie U. 6., Canadas, and Europe, Beware of base imitations. (1,000 Reward for arrest and proof of any one selling the same.

DROPSY DR. H. H. GREEN «fc BONB, ,Specialist* for Thirteen Year. Pant, Have treated Drop-y and its complications with the most wonderful success; use vegetable remedies, entirely harmless. Remove all symptoms of dropsy in eight to twenty days. Cure patients pronounced hopeless by the best of physicians. From the first dose the symptoms rapidly disappear. and in ten days at least two-thirds of all symptoms are removed. Borne may cry humbug without knowing anything abbot it. Remember, it does not cost yon anything to realize the merits of onr treatment for yourself. In ten days the difficulty of breathing is relieved, the •rmise tegular, the urinary organs made to discharge their full duty, Bleep is restored, the swelling all or nearly gone, the strength increased, and appetite made good. We are constantly cia-ing eases of long stand-ing-cases that have been tis tied a number of times, and the patient declared unable to live a week. Give full history es awe. Nam? »ex, how long afflicted,,, how badly swollen and where, are bowels costive, have legs bunted and dripped water. Send for tree pamphlet, containing testimonials, questions, etc. Ten days' treatment-furnished free by mail. Epilepsy (Fits) positively cured. If you order trial, send 10 cents in stamps to pay postage. H. H. GREEN & SONS. M. !>*.. lili Jones Avetuie. Atl«"ta. Go. I CURE FITS! ' When i say cure iuo not mean merely to atop then) ior a time and then have them return cal cor*. I have marie the disease of PITS, KPILKFSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long atodf. / warrant mj remedy to core the worst cum. Because othore have failed la no reason for Hot now receiving a core, send at onco for a troatlaa and a Free Bottla of my InfaUlhla remedy. Give Express ahd Poet Office. It coeu yoa nothing for a trial, and I will cure yon. * Address Dr. H. 0. ROOT, m Paid «L. Naw Yoifc Consumption Can BoXiftred! »»HALL’S -TORTUS Q ■ | A « || LUNGS.DALoAm iiifi ° h.v. f(iff' &fiygspfS|fag: E=Ksa'ui4stta..»v.ir 6 w , K gana. It natliea aitTbeetle t«o Jtembrune o f the Lange, IllliatiU and poisoned by the din raw, and prevent* the night aereeto and tightness acress the Ch at which accompany ll“ Conamnptien Is net an Incurable malady. HALDfi BALSAM will cure yen, even thengh prslcselenal aid falls

HYSPEPSIA Is tfTtanferoun as well as di*t rr*«rinj: complaint If neglerteu. it w*r»<Kd.y impairing nutrition. and tinureaxintf tho Imm of t he ajatom. U> prepare tiio way lor Rapid Decline. I j • Pfffl m * Quickly and completely ( nrfn DyHprpflla hi all it* forma llrnrtburn, Brlrhln*. Tutlna the £oo.l. etc. It enriohea and pnriflea the blood.alinnitea the appetite, and aide the assimilation of food. Mbs. Davio Kioeabd. Waterloo, lowa, says: “I hare been a great sufferer from Dyspepsia. Brown’s Iron Bitters baa completely cured me.” Mb. W.H. Hitchooce. Greene, lowa, says: “ I suffered with Dyspepsia for four yean. Ins than three bottles of Brown's Iron Bitten cured me. I take crest pleasure in recommending it.” Me Wax Lawrencf., 406 8 Jackson St, Jackeon. Mich., aaya: “ I hare used Brown’e Iron Bittern for Dyspepsia, and consider it an unequaled remedy.” Genuine has above Trade Mark and crossed red Unas on wrapper. Take no other. Made only by BROWN GUEMIOALOO., BALTIMORE, MDw A BTKOLOOV—Scientific Astrolifter, of twenty-five years’ eiperienee. Send stair p for circular*. Pbof. J. PiceEring. Box 191, North Atileboro,BristolCo.,Mas». m FACE, HANDS, FEET, snd all th«lr Imperfection*. including Facial, UjfiA Superflonu* Hair, Birth Marks, (51 U Male*, WarU, Moth, Freckle*, Red Now, Ache, Black Head*. Scar*, Pltttnsr and their treatment, P&Errit Dr. JOHN Ho WOODBURY. 87 .V I'earlSt. Albany, N. V. E*tVd Send UK. lor oodfa Sfoavs Mr. R. Foe ter, 820 Main atroot, Terr# Haute, Indiana, differed from Neuralgia and found no relief till he used ATHXOPHOROSe then in one day’* time the pain vaa all- gone. It will give prompt relief in all eaaes of Neuralgia. Ask your druggist for Athlophoros. If. you' cannot get It of him do not try aomethlng else, but order at onee from us. We will send it express paid on receipt of price, fiLCO P«r bottle. ATHLOPHOROS CO.. IIS Wall St, New York.

LOOK AT THESE BOTTLES j and see which you had rather have—the big “ 10-cent bottle” with 5 cent*’ worth I of glue, or the honest bottle with ! DOUBLE THE QUANTITY, AMP BETTER QUALITY. ; j This is an exact reproduction of a bottle of This t siz^of j glue extensively advertised as a 1 IP W "10-cent article.” IT IS tjs IMOT LIQUID CLUE >P A C E*S. bottle-outside and Inside, | THE TOTAL QUANTITY of g| ■• LePAGE’S LIQUID GLUE V YOU W 1 sold during the past five | H years in all parts of the world | RCT H amounted to over I * 32 MILLION J THIS I . Bottles. Everybody wants it. A 1.1 KIXDS of DEALERS If RHTTI P Pill 1 1 find it a good thing to handle. | I I LL. I ULL [jq It briny a new customer*, and | II makes the old one* STICK, WHEN YOU BUY K-l TWO COLD MEDALS 1 I London, 1883; New Orleans, 1885. "3 PrAlm .1 At the New Orleans Exposition » JUBifIUL his ■ _ joints mado -with it endured a isod pounds mm ■ TO A SQUARE INCH. Pronounced the Strongest Glue Known. IHaNßßngUim IT MENDS EVERYTHING, Wood, Leather, Pager, Ivory, Glass, V Bfe. — Indispensable in every household. If your dealer does not keep It, send his card with five 2-cent stamps for sample by mail. RUSSIA CEMENT CO., Gloucester, Maas. TO A FRIEND who is suffering from Boils and Carbuncles, no better advice can be given than to try Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. ~~ Orlando Snell, 132 Ford st., Lowell, Mass., was terribly afflicted with Carbuncles on the back of his neck. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla cured the Carbuncles, and baa kept him free from them. F. P. Coggeßiiall, Bookseller, Lowell, says: I have been taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla for an impurity of the blood, which manifests itself in troublesom. Boils and Eruptions, and can truly say that I have never found any medicine so prompt and certain in curative effect. It has done me great good. ‘ Leander J. McDonald, Sole.>/ St., Charlestown, Mass., testifies: One year ago I suffered greatly from Boils and Carbuncles, and for nearly two months was ’ unable to work. A druggist advised me to take Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, which I purchased. After taking two bottles of this medicine I was entirely cured, and have i-opynghted. remained well ever since. For all diseases originating in Impure blood take Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, Pr«par«d by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mam. Bold by Price $1; six bottle, $5. W tb« bardeat ttortn. Tha new POMMEL SUCKER ia a parcel riding Uj| |i J\ aw • Brand** trade-mark. lilnatrated Cataiogne free. A.J. Tower» Betlew, MoiaA.^

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