Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 April 1886 — An Infant’s Definition. [ARTICLE]

An Infant’s Definition.

Teacher —Mary, give me an example of an object of the masculine gender. Mary—Mr. Jones, the grocer. Teacher—Now give me an object of the feminine gender. Mafy—You, Miss Smith. Teacher—And now of the neuter gender. Mary—Mr. Robinson. Teacher—Mr. Robinson? Mary—Yes; he is neither man nor woman, but an old bachelor!:— Neic York Commercial Advertiser. —*—