Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1886 — Things that Make One Weary. [ARTICLE]

Things that Make One Weary.

Old mutton dressed lamb fashion. .. 2. Goats and all other cranks. Men who sow the country with wind. The bug that stalketh at night. Butter strong 'enough to wiuk. ■ Wome& wlio-yatvp. The snriy_LjJlow=w4tfr wants his own way and lies to get it. Men who discuss subjects they know nothing about,— —. Longing to be wealthy. Working for love and never getting your pay. ' 7' ■ ’ The barber with hands the temperature and consistency of the under side of a toad. The fiend who always w ants to shake hands. Cyclones, earthquakes, creditors, bad bills, terrible murders, garrulous old women, and a sore toe. Mistaking a piece of soap for a caramel. Those who eat molasses with a knife. A boil—anywhere. Payingm quarter to see a dime show. People who use a fork as they would an eel spear. The man with Ing cuff-buttons and a Had breath. The fool who smokes everywhere except in bed. “Chestnuts.” ' L Cheese that has the strength to talk, but won’t. To be alone in a room with a talking machine —male or female. Men who always eat as though they were hurryin*"lo catch a train. - • The.giri who wants to know “where have you been at.” The smell of peanuts eaten by someone else. '' ■■■•*“ t -*,. The scandalmonger who never w ants his name mentioned, you know. To see rogues flourish and grow fat while honest men toil and wear themselves out for nothing. / The “I told you so” bore who always turns up after a crisis. One drop of hot grease in the wrong place. Making your views clear to a thickheaded man.— Detroit Free Press.