Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1886 — Page 3

The Robin in an English Church.

It was the night before Christmas, in England, and snow was falling. They ‘did not mind it in happy homes, whore lamps were lighted and fires burned cheerilv, and tables were spread for tea. But a little robin, cold and hungry, hopped about wearily, seeking food and shelter. Our robins fly away south before snow comes, but this was across the sea where the robin stays all the year. The little bird lighted on window-sills and tapped with nis beak, but was seldom heard. Once two little girls looked out of the window and saw him, but it was so very cold that they quickly ran to the warm fire, and birdie flew away, , I . , After awhile an old man came along in the path that led to the village church. Robin hopped behind him, and when he opened the door birdie was cl' w ') by and went in without being noticed. O how warm and comfortable the church was! The Sundayschool children hod been there with their teachers, trimming the church with holly and mistletoe and singing Christmas carols. The fire was to be kept all night, that the church might be warm for Christmas service. The old man put on fresh coal and went home. Birdie hopped about in the firelight, picking up some crumbs he found on the floor. Borno cakes had been given to the children. How welcome this little supper was to hungry robin, you can guess. Then he perched on tho railirgs of the stairs, and tucked his head under his wing—a very sleepy and happy bird. In the morning his bright eyes espied ftlst thingthe scar - let holly berries. This was indeed a royal feast in robin’s eyes, enough to last for many weeks of winter weather. The hours flew on, and the happy children came and sang their Christmas carols. Just as the first verse was finished a clear, rich, joyous song burst from birdie’s little throat, high above, among the green branches. No one had seen him, anti what a sweet surprise 1 The minister raised his hand to keep silence while birdie sang, and then opening the Bible read in reverent tones, “Yes, the sparrow hath found a house, and the swallow a nest for herself where she may lay her young: Thine altars, O Lord of hosts!” “This time,” said the minister, “our favorite bird, our little Robin Redbreast, has found a lodging and breakfast in the church where we come to pray for our daily bread. Snow is all around, covering the ground and bushes; he was cold and hungry, and might have perished in the storm, but th? good All-Father, in His pitying love and tenderness, guided the tiny wings hither.”— Evangelist. U-

Preachers Approving Cremation.

It is a significant fact that the Protestant clergymen of Milwaukee are almost a unit in favor of cremation rather than a burial as a method of disposing of the dead. Their attitude is probably representative of the attitude of their fraternity throughout the land. The chief obstacle in the way of the adoption of cremation, in large cities at least, has been the latent and rarely exp: essed religious superstition against ii. In all communities are revealed now and then the of a ridiculous belief almost universal a century ago, that resurrection meant a literal raising up of the mortal body—a mending and making anew of the old, worn-out fetter of flesh “which the soul had broken and thrown away.” In this view the mere destruction of the human body by the fire of a crematory could not be otherwise than abhorrent. With professional religious teachers now declaring against this belief as an absurd superstition, the last valid objection to cremation is removed. The question of the disposition of the dead is reduced to a mere matter of sanitary well-being. An avowal by preachers in general such as has been made by several preachers of Milwaukee, that it is a matter of entire indifference so far as the religious belief and the Christian church are concerned whether the bodies of men and women are buried or burned, would have the effect .speedily to establish cremat on as the accepted method. Often heretofore it has been the clergy of the church rather than its laity who were most reluctant to let go and repudiate senseless superstitions which the church has held. But in this case, the preachers ard clearly in the lead of the laymen. It is a good sign, and confirms a truth which becomes more and more apparent, to wit —that the pulpit of to-day, wholly unlike the pulpit ©f the past, is abreast of the times.— Milwaukee Wisconsin.

Curing Himself.

“You will be a man before your mother,” used to be said to boys who were a trifle too smart. The stripling who paraded himself in the scene below was rather worsted by somebody else’s mother. “Don’t you know it’s very wrong to smoke, my bby?” said an elderly lady, in a i ailwayi waiting-; oom, to Young America, "Who persisted in putting a cheap cigarette, much to the bld lady’s discomfort. “Oh, I smoke for my health,” answered the boy, emitting a volume of “smoke from his which almost strangled the old lady t , —----- “But you never heard of a cure from smoking?” continued the oldlady when she had regained consciousness. “Oh, yes, I did,” persisted the boy, as he fumed his mouth into a young Vesuvius working on full time: “that’s the way they cure pigs. ” . “Smoko on, then," quickly replied the old lady, “there is some hope for you yet.”—Fo?iA:ers Statesman.

Arctic Coal.

Commenting on Lieutenant Greely’s list every of coal within the arctic circle in Greenland, Mr. W. Mattieu Williams expresses himself as dissatisfied with the prevailing notion which temands a a ib-tropical climate for the formation of carboniferous deposits. He has himself described the deposition of coal that is in ’ act 'al progress at,the present time in Norway, within lour degrees of the arctic circle, and believes that similar deposits yay be found farther north. No very violent alteration of climate, therefore, need be assumed to explain the Greenland ecal. r z ’ • . ' V-"- ' - ” '■

A SIIDE DOWN THE BANISTERS.

Sliding down the banisters, though a swift and delightful way of getting down stairs, is not a popular method of descent except among boys of the hobbledehoy age. When, therefore, Mr. Dolph Hotchkiss, a solid citizen of Peoria, 111., adopted that style of coming down from his room recently it augured that something out of the usual line had hapjM'ned to him. Such was indeed the case. Mr. Hotchkiss explains as follows why he preferred the railing to the stairs: “It was last winter, during the month of December. One evening after getting home from the store I was taken with a severe pain in my ankle. It felt at first as if I had sprained it. I was up stairs when the trouble first came on and I wanted to go down. The pain, however, had increased so that I found that it was impossible to walk down the steps, and so I slid down the railing. From that night I began to grow worse, the pain became more severe, and my ankle gradually swelled up until it seemed as If the flesh would burst. It was almost impossible lor me to lie in bed, and the least noise or attempt to would cause me the greatest agony. “After being in bed a month I could not stay there .any longer. I felt that I must have some kind of.* change, and so I was moved into an easy chair, where I lay for two months, suffering more than words can express. My trouble was rheumatism. The doctors could do nothing for me. I used about every medicine I had ever heard of for rheumatism, and many different remedies recommended by my friends afid neigh - bors, but nothing afforded me any.relief. A ladv friend living in Chicago, hearing of my affliction, wrote me, saying: { Try Athlophoros. It cured me.L “I was very glad to try anything. I had tried many different sorts of medicines, but this was new. to me. I sent at once and bought a bottle and began using it. I had a terrible buzzing in my head at first, but as it was said in the directions I would have this if “the “medicine took hold of the disease, I stuck to it. The buzzing was nothing with my sufferings. I think it was on a Monday evening I first began with the Athlophoros. By the following Saturday the pain was nearly all gone, the swelling was very much reduced, and with the aid of a pair of crutches I went out for the first time in three months. ■ “I continued taking the Athlophoros until I had used four bottles. My pain and swelling had then all gone, and I had no further use fpr crutches. I have not felt any rheumatism since. Athlophoros is a very valuable medicine. I recommend it whenever I have a chance, and never want to be without some Athlophoros in the house in case I should ever again be so afflicted.” Mr. Hotchkiss’ tesidence in Peoria.is at No. 610 Hancock street. Greatly as he regrets the loss of three months’ valuable time, not to speak or all the suffering and mental anguish he endured, he feels that there is some slight compensation in the fact that he was made acquainted with a medicine which can cure rheumatism and rob that disease of all its terrors. Mr.Hotchkiss, it is almost needless to state, has never had occasion to repeat his ride on the railing.If you cannot get Arnnornonos of your druggist, we will send it, express paid, on receipt of regular price—one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you buy it from your druggist, but if he hasn’t it, do not be persuaded to try something else, “but order at once from us, as directed. Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall street, New York.

Life Studies.

(Lige Browm in Chicago Ledger.] No man who loves anything good can be hopelessly bad. Keep the heart right and the feet will not go far astray. The survival of the fittest is the doctrine that always wins in a dog fight. In close application to business nothing on this footstool exceeds a mustard plaster. The man who worries about things that cannot be helped is sawing timber for his own coffin. It is human nature to most desire that which is hardest to obtain. No wonder everybody wants a postoffice. Sitting up with the girls is pleasant pastime, but rcnfember, young man, that it takes hog and hominy to keep house. In one respect a common two-cent postage stamp commands the respect of Boston. It can never be licked but once. “No wonder the Methodists are down on dancing,” said a gentleman, as he watched the dime museum cannibal going through the war dance. Somebody says the American type of manhood will steadily improve until it surpasses aW others that are or ever have been; all of which it would be dreadful hard to make a dude believe. “Life is full of reminders,” sings a gloomy gusher in a bilious exchange. It is, it is!—-and more especially so to the bald-headed boarder who is always finding reddish hairs in palish gravy.' A bachelor poet propounds the following conundrum: “What is warmer than a woman’s love?” In response to which a married prose writer would like to inquire: “What is colder than a woman’s feet ?”

The New Clerk.

It was across a counter in a drygoods store that a susceptible clerk spoke blunderingly to a pretty shopper. He had that day been transferred temporarily from the glove department, where he was long accustomed, to the hosiery stock, with which he "was not familiarq and, besides, the loy©y; liness of the customer bewildered him a little. 1 “This is a superior article,” he said, as he stretched a stocking in the manner he had habitually treated gloves in showing them; “the material is , the best, and for durability it can’t be beaten in the market. The model ia new, and a perfect fit is guaranteed. The elasticity makes it conform ” At that point the girl fled, leaving him to marvel why the phrases that had helped the sale of gloves seemed so worthless in the hosiery trade.— Utica Observer.

Toboggan.

There is some controversy going on as to the word “toboggan.” Several authorities claim that it is from the Indian. A prominent Uti an of Celtic extraction, however, insists that it is an Irish word, and he* gets at its origin thus: Cnee upon a time a poor farmer in County Cork discovered a valuable peat bed on the few acres he happened to own. His fortune was soon made, for he let the farming “slide” and went to boggin'. — Utica Herald.

Important.

When you visit or leave Now York City, save baggage, expreasage, an<jl |3 carriage hire, and stop at the <>ran<l Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot t Cl 3 rooms, fitted' up at a cost of one million dollars, SI and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator, llostaurant supplied with the best Horse cam, stages, aiul elevated railj road to all depots. Families can live better for I less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first class hotel in the city.

Men and Beasts.

There is a class of people who proSss with a meal something after this lion:- A long draught of coffee, tea, milk, or water, as the case may be, begins the performance; this is followed by a mouthful of something solid; only a mouthful, however, for the stream is turned on again down the throat. A glass of water disappears; then the food is attacked and voraciously; again the stream. Once more attention is given to the food, but always the stream has the first consideration. We silently ask, and wonder how long the man can stand it. To say nothing of the utter disregard of the laws of health in thus eating and drinking simultaneously, it is an absurd spectacle! ' A tired, overheated man drinks t,wice as much water as he needs, first, because he is so tired he doesn’t know what he is doing till he sees the bottom of the glass, and second, because his blood is at boiling mark, and the sudden chill is delightful, and he would prolong it till his capacity to swallow gives out. For the same "reason he drinks rapidly, that the succession of chills may lower his temperature as speedily as possible. .... And then he goes out to his stable, “John, be sure to give Black Prince no water just yet. Rub him down well, John, and cool him off slowly.”— Good Housekeeping. Prof. C. A. Donaldson, of Louisville, Ky., the well-known pioneer, in eighteen years spent SIO,OOO in trying to get rid of his rheumatism, and failed. . At last he used St. Jacobs Oil, was cured and sold his crutches.

Magnanimity.

Never was a sincere word utterly lost. Never a magnanimity fell to the ground, but there is some heart’to greet and accept it unexpectedly.— Emerson. The late State Chemist of Delaware, Prof. Charles P. Williams, says that Red Star Cough Cure is safe and valuable and contains neither morphia, opium nor any other narcotic poison. The price is only 25 cents.

Good Enough for Him.

“Yes, air,” said the monometallist as he threw down a cart-wheel dollar to pay for a piece of beef, “yes, sir, the Government ought to call in every one of these eighty-cent dollars.” “Eighty-cent dbllars! Why do yon call them eighty-cent dollars?” “Because they aint worth a cent more; not a cent more.” “Well, then you w 11 please give me twenty cents with this dollar, for the price of that piece of meat is one dollar. ” “Twenty cents?” “Yes; you say the dollar you offer me is worth only eighty cents.” “Oh, but the Government makes it worth a dollar.” —“All right; if the Government makes it worth a dollar, it is goo.d enough, for me.”— Boston Courier.

The Beginning of Sickness.

Never trifle with what are called small ailments. A disorder easy of control at first, if neglected for a few weeks, may become a mortal disease. Be especially careful not to let debility gain upon you, for it is the door through which aU maladies enter the system. If you feel languid, inert, and to use a common expression, “as if there was no life left in you,” resort at once to Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. That great vegetable tonic will supply the vitality you so urgently need. It is nerve food. By its tonic action the stomach is so invigorated that digestion becomes regular, easy, perfect; while its mild cathartic properties relieve the bowels from obstructions, and its alterative operation ff®eficiaßyTi®is<'-W all the secretive organs, For the miseries of dyspepsia,, and they include almost every unpleasant feeling that belongs to physical disease and mental wretchedness, this potent tonic is a certain and speedy balm. '

Students and Athletes.

Students are graded in Princeton in six groups. The athletes stand well down in the ranks, a cording to PresidentMcCosh. Fifteen of the twentyseven are in the lowest two grades, all but seven are below the middle, and only two get up into the second grade. The Doctor is in favor of athletics, but believes that excessive bodily exercise takes too much time.

An Exception.

“Speaking of oleomargarine,” remarked McTwilligen, “it has oc curred to ine that there is one kind of butter which will always defy counterfeiting. ” “Ah! What kind of butter is that?” asked Squildig. “The goat.”— Pittsburgh Chronicle. •\ w * ot either- sex, however induced. gpeedilyand raiiiealty cured. Address, in’eontidence. World’s. Dispensary Medical Association. Buffalo, N. Y. “It's stew lonesome here,” remarked the oyster at the church fair.— Merchant Traveler. Sufferers from Bronchitis will find speedy relief by taking Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral It makes a young man feel rather cheap to hear his sweetheart singing as he approaches 4he- house,- Loves Me.”— Free Press. As A toilet luxury, Hall’s Hair Renewer never fails to give satisfaction. It is enough to take away your breath to hear of a California onion weighing nearly two pounds.— Poston Courier. uncle's rat Wife. Why is the letter p like uncle's fat wife going uphill? Kmakes ant pant (aunt), and cooling off too soon produces coughs and coldu Taylor's Cherokee Itemedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein will cure her. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the Only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating, and Life-sustaining properties: invaluable for ‘indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility: also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard 4 'Co., proprietors, New Yoyk. Sold by druggists. I am glad to be able to say that Athlo* phoros has entirely cured me of all my rheumatism. lam perfectly free from pain, and ascribe my good health to your great* remedy, Atniophoros. U. Washington Phipps, Peasant Plains, 111. Bronchitis is cured by frequent Small dosys of Piso's Cure for Consumption.

Danger Ahead.

There ii danger ahead for you if you neglect the warning which nature la giving you Of the approach of the fell destroyer—consumption. Night sweats, Spitting of blood, loss of pppetite—these symptoms have a terrible meaning. You cah be cured if you do not Walt until it is too late. Dr. Pieroe's "Golden Medical Discovery,” the greatest blood-purifier known, will restore your lost health.' Asa nutritive, it id far superior to cod-liver oIL All druggists.' A PKcuLiAnmr of stage banquets is the groat variety of stipes.

“I Would That I Were Dead!”

cries many a wretched housewife to-day, as, weary and disheartened, she forces herself to perforin her daily task. “It don't seem as if I could gctthroifgh the day. This dreadful back-ache, these frightful dragging-down sensations, will kill me! Is tbele no relief?” Yes, madam, there is. Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription” is an unfailing remedy for the complaints to which your sex is liable. It will restore you to health again. Try it. AU druggists. An exchange has a poem “On the Birth of Twins,” and didn’t know enough to make the rhyme a couplet—At. Faul Bay. The value thought can not be told. Just so with the best of everything. Take Dr. Bigelow’s Positive Cure for all throat and lung troubles, if you appreciate a speedy dud thorough cure. Pleasant to take. .50 cents and 81. A beatitude is not very happy when the bee-attitude happens to be on your hand with the sting ready for business. At thirty-five the average American discovers THAT HE HAS AN “INFERNAL STOMACH,” and so goes into the hands of the doctors for the remnant of his life. Prevention is better than cure, but'Dr. Walker's Califoria Vinegar Bitters will both cure and prevent dyspepsia, diseases of the skin, liver, kidneys, and all disorders arising from bad blood. If a joke can make a horse laugh, why can’t it make a shay grin? __ Beware of worthless imitations of Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic. The genuine cures headache, piles, dyspepsia, ague, malaria, and is a perfect tonic and blood purifier. 50 cents. One man is really not much better than another, and ho may behave much worse.

The Great German Physician,

The remarkable phase in the practice of Dr. Peter W. Schmidt (frequently called Dr. Pete) is. he never asked one to describe their (tffieasa but tells each one their trouble without asking a question. His success is phenomenal His practice enormous. He is sought after by hundreds wherever he goes, because he cures when every other physician and remedy have failed. He has allowed his great medicines, Golden Seal Bitters and Lung Food for Consumption, to be offered to the suffering, and we assert without fear of successful contradiction that there is no disease they will not cure. Thousands of bottles have been sold. Thousands of brokendown and discouraged invalids saved. Send to Golden Seal Bitters Company, Holland City, Mich., for Facts for the Million! Free.

Free to Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors, and Teachers.

■5 If you will get your dealer to order from his wholesale druggist one dozen bottles Warner’s White Wine of Tar Syrup—the best remedy in the world for Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Catarrh, and Consumption, I will send two bottles free. Recommend to your friends. Send name of druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy Land free with medicine. Address Dr. C. D. Warner, Chicago, 111. All druggists.

Is Your Blood Pure ? For Impure blood the best medicine known, Scovill’s Sabsapabilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, may be implicitly relied on when everything else fails. Take it in the spring-time especially for the impure secretions of the blood Incident to that season of the year, and take it at all times for Cancer, Scrofula, Liver Complaints, Weakness, Boils, Tumors. Swellings, Skin Diseases, Malaria, mid the thousand ills that come from impure blood. To insure a cheerful disposition take Scovill’s Blood and Liver Sybup, which will restore the mind to Its natural equilibrium.

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Vinegar Bittebs is the great Blood Purifier and Life-giving Principle; a Gentle Purgative and Tonic; a perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the system. In Vinegar Bitters there ia, vitality but no alcoholic or mineral poison. Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system hi a short time by the use of. the Bitters. Vinegar Bitters allays feverishness. It relieves, and in time cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Gout, and similar painful diseases. Vinegar Bitter* cures Constipation and prevents Diarrhoea. Never before has a medicine been compounded possessing the power of Vikxoar Bitters to heal the sick. Send for either of our valuable reference books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Catechism on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should De read by every child and youth in the land. Any two of the above books mailed free on. receipt of four cents for registration fees. •h.H. McDonald Drug Co., 632 Washington St., N.Y. ffiMGES O-IQUIII SLUE everything Paper,lvory.Glass, II Furniture. Bric-a-Brac, Ac. Strong as Iron, Solid as a Rock. 10ta l quantity sold during ths five years amounted to over IT. SgiinlMagar Pronounced Strongest Glue known Bend dealer’s card and 10c. postage

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