Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 March 1886 — Why He Was Late. [ARTICLE]

Why He Was Late.

Teacher Late ■to school again, Johnnie. Johnnie—Yes’m. T.—Why is it, that you’re always late? J.—l guess its because I don’t start to get ready soon enough, ’m. T.—But you ought to start soon .enough. You should take time by the forelock. —: J.— That’s jusf what’s the matter, ’m. All’ the pictures I ever saw of Time show him baldheaded. He hain’t got. no forelock to take"him by. That’s the trouble. ——— : ~ z - T. (with a sigh)—lt is true, Johnnie’; I have noticed the absence of the forelock myself. Go to your seat—ton Courier. " “ A London physician gives the following cahtion: “Be careful in your dealfhgs with horseradish. It irritates* the stomach, anti an overdose will produce an unpleasant sensation for days.” 1— / >