Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 March 1886 — Saving the Lawyers. [ARTICLE]

Saving the Lawyers.

"The first thing we do, let's kill all thelawyera." Thia is rather a blood thirsty proposi’.ou, which we modify by offering to, cure this worthy class ol' people. Host of them sutler (in common with nearly- all others ..of sedentary habits), from the injurious effects of dyspepsia,' indigestion, piles, loss or appetite, and other ailments caused by a constipated habit of the body. Dr. Pierce's -Pleasant 1 urgntive toilets'' eradicate all these disorders .n 'promptly removing the cause thereof, and induce a rare degreerof comfort and health. “It is the modest man in tlie restaurant who gets the bad oysters, r remarks a Philadelphia caterer. In other words, to the victim go the spoils.