Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1886 — A Delicate Inference. [ARTICLE]

A Delicate Inference.

Neglected Sacramento Boy—“ Dad, I ain’t goin’ tew skule any more. ” Dad —“Why are you not' going tov school?” " * Bov—“ ’Cause, dad, I knaw as much as yew do erbout edication. ” Dad —‘‘I know that; but don’t yon wish to be a smarter map than your father, Johnny?” * _ Boy—“Naw, I don’t. With what little learnin’ yqw’ve got vew made a fortune. Dad. yew don’t thfhk I’m a hog,do yew ?” —California Maverick. Divers, by a recent: French invention, are said to be enabled to go down a distance of 800 feet baioir the surface of the water.