Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 January 1886 — An Easy Death. [ARTICLE]

An Easy Death.

“What’s de news out on Onion Creek?” asked an Austin negro of Si Jackson, who was sitting on a wagon. “Nuffin cep tin dat ole niggah Sandy am dead.” “Am he de niggah what libbed on de Chapman place, and he only had one eye?” “Dat’s de man.” “Did he die easy?” “Easiest in de world. You see, he didn’t hab but one eye ter close when he died. Hah! heah! heah!”— Texas Siftings. What a brutal pastime! Old King William sits in a chair and has game driven within a few yards of him, and he kills twenty-one head with a breechloader. A noble achievement for a man who has been fortunate enough to escape the bullets of his enemies and the bombs of the assassin for eighty-eight years.—Dr. Foote’s Health Monthly.

Mrs. Mijatovitch, wife of the Servian Minister to Great Britain, is an American lady. She is said to be the author of the Minister’s state papers.

Young; and middle-aged men suffering from nervous debility and kindred affections, as loss of memory and hypochondria, should inclose 10 cents in Btamps,ior large illustrated treatise suggesting sure means of cure. Address World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. It must be a poor singer who can’t make his “board” from the “timbre” of his voice.—Musical Herald. Those who take Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic never have dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, jieadache, or kidney troubles. Price 50 cents. When people are compelled to use snuff they are certainly put to a pinch.— Baltimore Every Saturday. Physicians indorse Hall’s Hkir Renewer. Its use is always attended with good.results. Watering the stock of a leather-making company is a new form of hide-draulics.— Pittsburgh Telegraph. - The most scientific compound for the cure of coughs, colds, and all throat and lung troubles is Dr. Bigelow’s Positive Cure. TJris pleasant, prompt, and safe. 50 cents and sl. _ Cincinnati pork men believe the pen is mightier than tne sword.— St. Paul Herald. For throat and lung troubles, the most reliable remedy is Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. He is only a success at boating whose life is oar.— St. Paul Herald.