Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 December 1885 — Page 3

Too Much Style for the Old Man.

“How did you enjoy visiting with your daughter in the city, Mr. Hamestring?” “Why, not very well, mum.’ “Indeed I I supposed it would have been a great treat to you. ” “Well, 60 I thought myself, mum,. and so it would, I reckon, but for one thing. ” '“And what wad that?” “Well, you see, that was this, mum: They’ve got so blamed high-toned and gilt-aidged about everything that I felt as though I had sand in my jints evqry blessed minute I was there.” “You don’t toll me!’ , “Yes I do, and I stick to it.” “I wouldn’t have believed it.”

“Nor m" Zeiher, mum, if I hadn’t a went there fresh from the timber, and seen how it was myself. ” “Well, I’ll declare, it does beat all” “That’s it; that’s it; the very words I said to Polly myself as soon as I got home. Says Ito her, says I: ‘Polly, you don’t never want to go there; you’ll miss it like all blixen if you do,’ says I. But says she to me, says she: ’Daddy, M’liss is my own gal.’ ‘Of course she is,’ says I; ‘nobody knows that better’n I do, mother; but if you was to see her in her own house, Polly,’ I says, ‘you’d never want to lay eyes on her agen as long as you live,’ says I. ‘Of bourse, if you’re determined to go,’ says I, ‘l’ll have to send you along and foot the bill,’ I says, ‘but if you’ll take a fool's advice, Polly,’ says I, ‘you won’t budge a step to go to her. You can have a heap better time and lots more comfort by stayin’ at home aud makin’ soap. The only place to see M’liss,’ says I, ‘and not feel sorry for it afterwards as long as you live, is to have her come here and see you. To see M’liss in her own home is like lookin’ at a star through a knot-hole,’ says I, ‘only the star seems nearer to you,’ says I.” “I heard that her husband was very rich, but I had no idea they were so stylish as all that.” “Of course you didn’t, mum; nor me. But- stylish hain’t no name for it. They’re absolutely dazzlin’ with good manners and sech other nonsense as makes a common pasnup like me feel mean alongside of ’em. I tell you, mum, it goes mighty tough with an old yahoo like me, what’s always been used to settin’ around in my shirt sleeves as common as salt, no matter who was about, to have to keep starched up constant and look as though I knowed a heap all the to keep my own flesh and blood from feelin’ ashamed of me, and I tell you, mum, I wouldn’t go through it agen for no money.” “I daresay you found it irksome.” “Wus’n that, mum; a tarn al sight wus. It was downright raspin’. I can do some things, mum, as well as a man what’s been to college, but when it comes to eatin’ pie with a fork I’m as helpless as a fly in gravy, and I feel as much out of place among quality folks as a cow in a haymow.- I believe in greasin’ my boots and dvessin’ up on Sunday, mum, but I’ll be sizzed if I can see any sense in primpin’ up too nice to muss a feather the whole week through, even if you do happen to have slathers and sluthers of money.”—Chicago Ledger.

Hammer Signals.

There are few persons, either in the city or country, who have not at times watched a blacksmith at work in his shop with his assistant or striker. They have noticed that the smith keeps, up a constant succession of motions and taps with a small hand-hammer, while with his left hand he turns and moves the hot iron which the assistant is striking with a sledge. The taps are not purposeless, but given entirely for the direction of the striker. When the blacksmith gives the anvil quick, light blows, ft is a signal to the helper to use the sledge or strike quicker. The force of the.blows given by the blacksmith’s hammer indicates the force of blow it is required to give by the sledge. The blacksmith’s helper is supposed to strike the work in the middle of the width of the anvil, and when this requires to be varied the blacksmith indicates where the sledge blows are to fall by touching the required spot with his hand-hammer. If the sledge is required to have a lateral motion while descending, the blacksmith indicates the same to the helper by delivering hand-hammer blows, in which the hand-hammer moves in the direction required for the sledge to move. If the blacksmith delivers a heavy blow upon the work, and an' immediate light blow on the anvil, it denotes that heavy sledge blows are required. If there are two or more helpers, the blacksmith strikes a blow before each helper’s sledge-hammer blow, the object being merely to denote where the sledge blows are to fall. When the blacksmith desires the sledge blows to cease, he lets the hand-hammer head fall upon the anvil and continue its rebound upon the same until it ceases. Thus the movements of the hand-ham-mer constitute signals to the helper, and what appear desultory blows to the common observer constitute the method of communication between the blacksmith and his helper.— Hardware Reporter.

Liberal Damages.

A man who had been arrested, charged with misdemeanor, brought suit for malicious imprisonment. When the case was brought up for trial, the judge asked: “Upon what, sir, do you base this, suit ? I understand that you did commit misdemeanor.” “Yes. jedge, I don’t deny that.” “Then how could the imprisonment have been malicious?” “Well, you see, thar was a circus in town the d y I was arrested. I wanted to go to the show, but the officer cheated me out pf ife. Just as the elephant and the spotted hoss came along, the officer shoved me into jail. Why didn’t he wait until the show was over before he arrested ine?” “Your point is a very strong one,** said the judge. “The inherent right of an American citizen is to' see the circus. The jury will please assess liberal damages.”— Arkansaw Traveler. In the German universities there are now 150 professors between 80 and 90, of whom 122 continue to give lectures.

“If!”

‘•Stand back, gentlemen! Clear the track!" shouted the police, and, as the quickly gathering crowd surged b&ck, steamer No. 4 came up the street, the magnificent black horses striking-Are from the pavement. But hold! A wheel comes off! the steamer is overturned, and the brave firemen are picked up bleeding and senseless! An investigation revealed the fact that in oiling the steamer that morning the steward had neglected to put in the Unch-pin. A little neglect on his part had caused a loss of a half million dollars. The busy' marts of trade are full of men who are making the same fatal mistake. They neglect their kidneys, thinking they need no attention, whereas if they made occasional use of Warner's safe cure they , would never say that they don’t feel quite well; that a tired feeling bothers them; that they are plagued ■‘with indigestion; that their brain refuses to respond at call; that their nerves are all unstrung.—Fire Journal.

Peanuts.

“Nearly all the peanuts that are brought to this market come from Virginia,” said. a dealer, “A good many are grown m Tennessee, too; but the central point of the, peanut-raising business, which is one of the greatest industries of the State, though of very recent growth, is at Norfolk, Va. In old times —fifteen years ago—all the peanuts were imported from Africa. The African peanut was small and round, the shell containing but a single kernel. The American peanut is simply the African nut modified by the conditions of the soil in this country. The best peanuts are hand-picked; others are threshed out like grain. In -Norfolk there are several factories where peanuts are prepared for the market. They are first thoroughly cleaned and then sorted. The bad ones are picked out by young girls who stand on either side of a wide revolving belt on which the nuts are thrown. Afterward they are packed in bags and shipped to the marked. Peanuts have become a recognized article of commerce, and are quoted every day on ’Change, like corn or wheat. They sell, wholesale, at from three and a half to five cents a pound. Best handpicked fetch about five cents, usually. Spanish peanuts, an imported article, jell for a Jhigher price, frequently as much as twenty cents a pound. Peanuts are largely used to make alleged olive oil. Not more than a fourth part of the olive oil sold in this country is real; generally it is made either of peanuts or cotton seed. The only way to distinguish peanut from olive ' oil is to pour nitric acid into it. The peanut dr cotton seed oil will char, but the real olive oil will pot. Most of the peanuts grown in Africa nowadays are sent to Marseilles and expressed for oil. The latter is sold as a low grade of olive.— Boston Herald.

The Wealth of Chili.

The world’s supply of nitrate of soda and guano has been obtained from the arid, rainless west-coast regions of South America. Along the southern coast of. Peru are a series of rocky, desolate islands on which no rain ever falls and only the gentlest breezes sweep. Thejp are at present, as there have been for centuries, myriads of seabirds along the coast, and they, with thousands of t ea-lions, live, breed, and die upon these islands. Guano is a mixture of the excrement of these seals and birds, the decomposed bodies of both, and the bones of the fishes which have been their food. These deposits have been accumulating for centuries, and in many places are hundreds of feet deep, baked into a solid mass by the tropical sun. These masses of guano were worked by the Peruvian Government from 1846, when their value as fertilizers became understood, up to the war with Chili in 1880. The annual shipments to Europe and the United States amounted to millions of tons, valued at between $20,060,000 and $30,000,000, all above the expenses of working being clear profit. This should have enriched Peru, but it merely enriched her governing classes. During the war the Chilians seized the islands J and annexed them to Chili. There have been no exports of guano since, but the Chilian Government is making preparations to resume the shipments, and it will probably be in the market again next year.— Boston Commercial Bulletin.

Why Some People Fail in Business.

They neglect details. They fail to push business. They talk politics too much. They imitate their neighbors. They have no eye to business. They know not the power of method. They become rusty and lose ambition. They let their help waste and destroy. They have too much outside business. They fail to invent, or to have new ideas. They do not advertise in attractive mediums. They are never called upon by people who “read the papers. ”

In a Texas School.

“Can you take five from three, Johnny?” “Yes, I borrow two, and -then I can do it.” “But if your pa gives you three cents, and tells you to go to the candy-store to buy five cents’ worth of candy, how would you do then ?” “I’d keep the three cents and tell the man to charge the five cents’ worth of candy up to pa.” “But what would you tell your pa when be asked you about it?” “A lie, of course.”— Texas Siftings.

Three Quotations.

When a man.is hanging, cut him down,then go through his pockets.— Texas Post. When a man is coughing give him Red Star Cough Cure.—Baltimore News. When you-w ant to conquer pain, use St. Jacobs OiL— Philadelphia News. A pharmaceutical journal pubb’shes the statement that about fifteen thousand infants are by the indiscreet use of soothing syrups which contain some form of opium. We are free to grant that it is a great evil, bnt we don't understand how it is possible to arrive at any credible estimate of the extent of Foote’s Health Monthly. The latest gastronomic novelty in Paris is roast monkey.

AM OLD PREJUDICE DISAPPEARING.

Women doctors are so numerous now that the prejudice against them has long since died out, There are several in tho United States, it is said, who enjoy an annual income of $20,000 and over, and a practice worth $5,000 a year is common. They have reached their present honorable position by hard and conscientious work, and all they receive is well earned. Medical colleges for women are now established, in all the large cities, and the graduates from them number several hundred every year. Among the women doctors of Illinois is Miss Addie M. Barnes, of Danville, who recently fnoved to that city from Lafayette, Ind. She has recently had herself as a patient, and how she was successful in working a cure she tells as follows: “I had a very stubborn case of sciatica and had been confined to my bed for three weeks. I had blistered the limb and used all kinds of liniments to no purpose. Rev. Dr. Buchtel told me of the wonderful remedy, Athlophoros. Our druggist sent for it and I bought two bottles of it. Before I had taken three doses T was able to get out of bed and sit up for two hours. In three days I went down the street. I believe that had I persevered with the remedy the cure would have been permanent. However, I have never*been such a sufferer since. I keep Athlophoros in my office and often tell patients of the great relief it gave me, and recommend it.” ■ E. K. Mercer, proprietor of the Princeton (Ill.) Tribune, says of Athlophoros: “It is a good medicine and did me more good than did half a dozen doctors.” Mr. John H. Hutsel, proprietor of the West Side Pavilion, No. 678 West Indiana street, Chicago, who had been a victim of rheumatism, says: “I never had a severe case of sickness before this rheumatism came on me, and I would just remark right hereothat I ‘never want another such. When it first made its appearance I consulted a physician, but his medicine made me worse. I then went to St. Joseph’s Hospital. After being there some time and getting no relief I went back home. After being at home a few days, I heard about Athlophoros and decided to try it myself. I came from the hospital on the 3d of July. Two days after that I was unable to walk or sleep at night. I was in this condition when I commenced with the Athlophoros on the 7th inst., and by the 15th of the'month I was well. You can see by my book, I have an exact record of the dates of the time I commenced using and when I was well.” “How long were you sick, Mr. Hutsel?” “For five weeks I was confined to my bed, during which time I lost twenty-three pounds of flesh.” “How much did you use to effect this cure?” “Two bottles did the work, and I have not felt any pain or return of the disease since.” “Have you known of any others that have used Athlophoros?” “Yes; the lady that recommended it to me said she knew of an old chronic case of twenty years’ standing that had been cured by the use of Athlophoros. I have had many persons that knew how I had been afflicted and suffered inquire what cured me. lam always glad to be able to say that Athlophoros is the sovereign remedy for rheumatism.” If you cannot get Athlophoros of your druggist, we will send it express paid, on receipt of regular price—one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you buy it of your druggist, but if he hasn’t it, do not be' persuaded to try something else, but order at once from us as directed. AthloPhobos Co., 112 Wall street, New York.

A Pretty Picture on the Plains.

Once only did we ever see that deference to woman which civilized man considers to be due to her. It was a pretty picture, needing no touciies of •art or varnish of imagination. A young buck rode up to our gate leading by the halter a pony on which was seated a daintly attired squaw, whose tunic and leggings must have been cut by the most fashionable dress maker of the camp to fit her exquisite form. No cavalier could have dismounted her with more care and grace. Taking her hand he led her into the house, and striking the attitude of a Romeo, exclaimed: “See ’em! My squaw, my squaw.” Their cleanly appearance entitling them to unusual consideration, they were ushered into the dining room. Coffee, bread and meat having been spread upon the table, he placed a chair for her, declining one for himself, but settling upon his haunches on the floor, fixing his admiring gaze upon her while she ate her food, and refusing any share until her appetite was satisfied. Afterward standing by her side, he appropriated the remnants of the meal. Then he departed with her, bestowing his blessing upon us: “Good a man, good a woman,” and lifting his divinity upon her horse rode away, his last words being: “See ’em, my squaw, heap fine squaw!” They were evidently on their bridal tour.—Jiose Fork Agency letter.

A Strong Proof of Affection.

First Dude—You think that she loves you, then?” , - Second Dude—Pm—aw—positive of it, my deah boy. n* First D. —What makes you positive?/ , Second D.- She has named her poodle after me, my deah boy, and if that isn’t a strong proof of a. young lady’s affection, then I’m no judge of the deah cweachahs; that’s alt”—Boston Courier.

“I Don’t Know What Ails Me,”

Bays many a sufferer. “I bave the ‘blues' frightfully; I am trotibled with headache aud dizziness; I have lost my appetite; there is a bod taste in my mouth constantly. What is the matter with me?” We Will tell you; you are ‘-bilious.” Get a bottle of Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery,” use It faithfully, and you wiil'spon be a new man again. All druggists "have It . The gathering darkness must come to a head ut daybreak.— Tlw Judye-.

“ Said Aaron to Moses.

Let's ent off our noses.” Aaron must nave been a Sutterer from catarr,b» The desperation which catarrh,produces is 6tten sufficient to make people say and do many rash things, and many continue suffering just as If no such cure as Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy .existed. It cures every* case, from the simplest to the most complicated, and all the consequences of catarrh. A person once cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will not be apt to take cold again, as it leaves the mucous membrane healthy and strong. By druggists. < l “You may step down and out,” said ths hangman to the ’ political murderer.— Carl Frctttl’s IFeeklu. , «

The Bureau of Vital Statistics

makes no return of the mortality caused by overdruggintr the sick. Hundred* of patient* are killed tn this way, ninety-nine per cent, of whom might have been saved by the use of that simple vegetable antidote, Dh. Walkkb’s CaurOßKiA Viskgab Bittkbs, rapid in its action, and without alcohol.

The Malignant Ingenuity of a Fiend

Could scarcely device tortures more excruciating than those to which the victim of rheumatism, m the inflammatory stage, is subjected. It is also dangerous on account cf its tendency toward the heart and stomach. Among the benign qualities of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, is that of expelling from the circulation those acrid impurities to which the disease is attributable. Analysis proves that, in cases of rheumatism, the kidneys fail to eliminate these impurities from the blood. The Bitters, by stimulating these organs to activity, enables them to perform thia all-important function, and, therefore, averts the disease or remedies_jt at the outset. The functions of digestion, and" secretion of bile by the l.Wer, are also healthfully stimulated by the Bitters, which conquers dyspepsia and liver complaint, and remedfea fever and ague, bilious remittent, and other ailments of malarial birth. It is also the leading tonic of the age.

Avoiding Danger.

An old lady read a paragraph in one of the papers describing how a grindstone burst in a saw-mill and killed four men. She happened to remember that there was a small grindstone down in her cellar, leaning against the wall; so she went out and got an accident insurance policy, and then, summoning her servant, and bolding a pie-board in front of her face, so that if the thing exploded her face would not be injured, had the same taken out into the road, where twenty-four pails of water were thrown over it, and a stick was stuck in the hole bearing a placard marked “Dangerous.” She says it is a mercy the whole house was not blown to pieces by the thing before this.— Wood dan Iron. l.’se the surest remedy for catarrh—Dr. Sage’s. Il ain’ alius de silent man dat’s de smartes’. De sheep doan make ez much fuss ez de dog, but he ain’ got nigh ez much scuse. —Plantation Philosophy.

hie You Going to New Orleans or Florida?

If so, you can go via the Monon Route, via Louisville or Cincinnati, and see the Mammoth Cave, Nashville, Blount Springs, Birmingham, Montgomery, Mobile, and the Gulf coast for the same money that will take you through the dreary, uninhabited Mississippi swamps. No one should think of going South without visiting the Mammoth Cave, the great natural wonder of this continent. So much has been written of this world-famous wonder that it is impossible to say anything new in regard to it—it cannot be described; its caverns must be explored, its darkness felt, its beauties seen, to be appreciated or realized. From Mobile to New Orleans (141 miles) the ride along the Gulf coast is alone worth the entire cost of the whole trip. In full sight of the Gulf all the way, past Ocean Springs, Mississippi City, Pass Christian, Bay St. Louis, and Beauvoir, the home of Jeff Davis. When you decide to go South make up your mind to travel over the line that passes through the best country and gives you the best places to stop over. This is emphatically the Monon Route, in connection with the Louisville and Nashville and the Cincinnati Southern Railways. Pullman Palace Sleepers, Palace Coaches; double daily trains. The best line to Cincinnati, Louisville, New Orleans, or Florida. For full, information, descriptive books, pamphlets, etc., address E. O. McCormick, General Northern Passenger Agent Monon Route, 122 East Randolph street, Chicago, or Wm. L. Baldwin, General Passenger Agent, 183 Dearborn street, Chicago. For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits, and general debility in their various forms; also, as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the ‘•Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Callsaya,’’ made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., of New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal. Your medicine cured me of rheumatism. I was not able to walk when I began taking Athlophoros. 1 only used two bottles when my rheumatism disappeared, and I have been well since. John H. Hutsel, 678 West Indiana St., Chicago, 111. When you get your boots and shoes straightened use Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners; they will save you money, give you comfort, and keep them straight. Tm U. S. Government are using large numbers of The Improved Howe Scales. Borden, Seileck & Co., Agents, Chicago, 111. The best cough medicine is Plso’s Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.

Nothing Like It.

No medicine lias ever been known so effectual in the cure of all those diseases arising from an impure condition of the blood as Scovxxx’s Sabsapabiltj., or Blood and Liver Syrup, for the cure of Scrofula, White Swellings, Rheumatism, Pimples, Blotches, Eruptions. Venereal Sores and Diseases. Conxumptiorj, Goitre, Boils, Cancers, and all kindred diseases. No better means of securing a beautiful complexion can De obtained than by using SCOVUuL’S BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP, which cleanses Pie blood and gives beauty to tha akin. t

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STEGER & SAUBER, »O 9 Wabaeh At>., - - CHICAGO, ILL. m _ CUHSWHffIt ALt Els77aiLs7 jjq 1 Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. Use C in time. Sold by druggists. •These l represent I the 0 sides of B. H. DOUGLASS & SONS’ Capsicum Cough Drops for Goughs, Golds and Sore Throats, an Alleviator of Consumption, and of great benefit in most cases of Dyspepsia. (lEWABE OF IMITATIONS.) They are the result of over forty years’ experienoe in compounding COUGH HTMKDIIS. Retail price IS cents per gnarter pennd. FOR BALE BY ALL DEALERS. L E PAGES CLUES and mechanics in tho world. I Pullman Palace Car Co., Mason NO A Hamlin Organ A Piano Co., dr fl Ac., far all Unde of jinn work. ‘SUP At the New Orleans Exposltion, joints made with it cn-BIJj dured a testing strain of over 1600 Pounds MWflljlal TO A SQUIBB INCH. Prono>mccfl ttrwgvd •qluc knoirn. TWO GOLD MEDALS. Irmdan. 1883. New Orleant. 1885, Ifvonr dealer does not keep it send his card and 10c. postage for sample can. FREE. RUSSIA CERENT CO., Gloucester, Maas. DROPSY J>B. H. 11. GKEEri Specialists for Thirteen Years Past. Have treated Drop-y and its complications with the most wonderful success: use vegetable remediis, entirely harm.'e s. Remove all symptoms of dropsy in eight to twenty days. Cure patients pronounced hopeless by the best of physicians. From the first dore the symptoms rapidly disappear. and in ten days at least two-thirds of all symvtoms are removed. Some may cry humbug without knowing an vthing about it. Remember, it does not cost you anything to realize the merits of our treatment for yourseif. In ten days the difficulty of breathing is relieved, the pulse regular, the urinary organs made to discharge their sud duty, sleep is restored, the swelling all or nearly gone, the strength increased, snd appetite made ,gocd. We are constantly curing cases of long stand-ing-cases that have been tapped a number of times, and the patient declared unable to live a week. Give full history of case. Name sex, bow long afflicted, how badly swollen and where, are bowels costive, have legs bursted and dripped water. Send for free pamphlet, containing testimonials, questions, etc. Ten days’ treatment furnished tree by mail. Epilepsy (Fits) positively cured. If you order tris 1 . «-nd 10 cents in stamps to pay postage. H. H. GREEN St SONS. M. IK. 55 Jolies Avenue. Atlanta. G». Consumption Can Be Cured! »»HALL’S Ceres Censumptiee, Ceids, Pneemenie. iefluenza. Bros chia) Difflceltie*>, Bronchitis. Hoar-eneev Astlantau Crone,* Whooping Coogh, and al) Dioeues es (he Breathing OrKias. It soothes and heals I.e Membrane of e Lanas In lamed poisoned by the dis. ease, and prevents the night sweats and tigatness across the ch st which aresUMiy it. Cw-ainntioais net an inrarabie mafadv. lIALI/H BALSAM will eare yea, even thsnghpr IcsienaJ aid falls. ass thouanilsof casas of tbs worst kind and st long Uaadlaghavsbssaearsd. 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STRICTLY PURE. Contains No Opium 1b Any Fenn. The BEST and CHEAPEST COUGH AND CROUP REMEDY. As an Expectorant it has no Equal. ILLEN’S LOG BALSAM! IN THREE SIZE BOTTLES, Price, 25 cts., 50 cts. and $1 per bottle. The 25-CENT BOTTLES are put up for the accommodation of all who desire simply a COUGH -OT QROUP REMEDY. ” Those desiring a remedy for CONSUMPTION or any LUNG DISEASE should secure the large fIA bottles. Directions accompany each bottle. Ad'soim bt Ali. Mid I cis a Dzalebs.'Q* J. N. HARRIS &CO?(Limited), ProD’rs, CINCINNATI, OHIO. ‘ WJk MT C Ladies and Gentlemen ia AIM I t U City or County to take UgM work at their own homes. *3 to 84 a day easily made. Work sent by mail. NocanvaOT ; ing. We have good demand for our work, ana furnish steady employment. Address, with stamp. Cno wx Mro. Co., 2M Vine St- Ctn’tl.O. CAW MILLS ■ R and ENGINES Iff I Portable and Bta» w aTL BIZES. Qfll tlonary. IllustratHundreds 1 n nse. e<l Price List Freda LANE <fc BODLEY CO., CINCINNATI. oZ W. DTTixrTTAIK Wayne, Du Page Co., Dliiuria, HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE Pereherem .* 70 PER CENT OF ALL NORSES Whose purity of blood is established by pedlgrsea x*>

. EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. IIX 140 -r \ imported Brood lira 7 200 I Old enough for I Service, laß COLT* \ Tw< i Mra 0,4 FrWlWr younger. , Recognising the prtarecorded, they should be valued only as grades, I wffi tell all imported stock at grade prices when I canno* furnish »rlp» the animal soM, pedigree verified origin aLFrench certificate of its number and record in the P«rcheron Htud Book of France. 1 OO.page Illnetrsterf t atelogwesent free. Warne. 111 ”mltei west of Chicago, on the Chicago « North-Western Ry. EVERY CHILD In every land is subject to Coughs, Croup & Whooping Cough. Malay. THEIR PARENTS TO COJffetrMl’TlOM’l fAXB IM XIMB Taylof** Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and The Sweet Gn m from a tree of tho same name grows Irg In the South, combined with a tea made from tb» Mullein plant of the old fields. For sale by all drua> gists at 25 cents snd *I.OO per bottle. WALTER A. TAYLOR, Atlanta. Qa, I CURE FH3I a time and then have them return again, 1 mesa araML eal enre. I have made the dlseasa of Fin, SPIUnT or FALLING BICXMESS a life-long study, /wsrrsatin remedy to core the worst eases. Beeaose others bar* tailed Is no reason tor not now receiving s.evre. Beads* once tor a trestles sad a Pres Bottle of my intsUlNa remedy. Give Express and Poet OSes. » costs ys* trial. gd Q l - jg- ’ ‘ r H " |«i CMIfl WNUt AH Utt MIUL hg Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. U*a 19 pg in ume. Sold by druggtota. M| ~ “Plso’s Cure for Consumption saved my life.'—L L. Wbipue, Druggist, Kintner, Mich. Q Best Cough By rap. Tastes good. Um M intima. Bold by draasd& VH •Will buy no other Cough MMidne as long M w»can get Visa's Cure.”—<X B. Lanzxn, Kirkwood. HL ijT eHEfwwEIE AU ELSE FAILX. BT •Plso’s Cure cured me of Wm. M ItoBXBTsoN? Brandywine, Md. Ea in tune. Mpld by draggiste mN ‘Pino's Cure for Consumption is the best median* we ever used.’—O. L. Rorzn. Abilene. Kans. , tff cut* wikkauUm f Aijdl KS |£j Best Cough Byrun. Tastes good. Use H _E3 in time. Boldly iniggtsta Bi “Plso’s Cure for Consumption is doing wonders for me.'—H. H. Braxaaxx. Newark; N. Y. 13 UM 4 Id UnML Boia by mW C.N. U. t ■ He, AL-4W " WHEN WRITING TO ADYERTIgKBfIk Vlptenss snr yoa aa-v th* mtwartisa—r| iathfo paper.