Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 December 1885 — Page 3

A Judge Who Caved.

As we rede ent from a town in Mississippi te view a plantation, a commercial traveler for a New j York house expressed a desire to go along. He procured a horse and joined the party, and his company was welcomed. A mile and a half from town we came to a written notice, posted on a board, and everybody stopped to read it. It was a notice of' Sheriff’s sale, and the colored man who tacked it up was still on the ground. The notice was badly written and worse spelled, and th# drummer laughed loud and long over “caf” for calf, “det” for debt, and “sheruf” for sheriff. “What’s wrong wid dat notis ?” asked the colored man, in a very edgy voice. “It’s too funny for anything,” was the reply. “Some one had better go to school. ” “Dat’s me, sah. I’m a constable, an’ I writ dat off.” “Oh, you did? Well, I hope the ■c-a-f will be sold.” “Yes, sah. You come along wid me, .sah!” “With your” “Yes, sah. I ’rest you, sah!” “What for?” “Contempt of court, sah! Come right along.” ‘'Where?” “Befo’ de Justiss, sah! We’ll see about dat caf I” The drummer was advised against resistance, and finally permitted himself to be taken before a colored Justice nearly two miles from the spot. The constable had picked up a colored man on the way, who made and swore to a complaint, and the drummer was duly arraigned on the charge, although his Honor seemed very uffeasy about it. The Colonel acted as counsel for the prisoner. When the case was ready he said: “Your Honor, who is this court?” “I is, sah,” was the dignified reply. “Has this man shown any contempt for you?” “No, sah.” “Then hew can you try him for contempt of court ?” The old man scratched his head, opened a law book wrong side up, and finally replied: “De prisoner am discharged, but will hev to pay $1 costs.” “But if he is discharged because of his innocence, where do you get the right to put cests on him?” asked the Colonel. “‘Where d® I ? Why, in de law book.” “Which one?” “De one at home.” “I take exceptions, your Honor, and shall carry this case to the Supreme Court,” said the Colonel. “tlmph! Dat alters de case. De prisoner am discharged from his fine of sl, an’de constable am fined $2 for making a fool of hisself an’ gettin’ dis court all twisted up in a hard knot afore white folks I”— Detroit Free Press.

The Boy Didn’t Tumble.

A lawyer and an editor in a Northern" Ohio town (the former an enthusiastic student of geology), b®th have offices on the same floor. Some time ago a farmer took a lot of specimens to town for the lawyer to examine, and finding his office locked up he left them in the printing office. A ‘ few days afterward the lawyer ■went into the public opinion foundry, and accosted the printer’s apprentice with—“l say, Charley, didn’t Mr. Plowman leave some geological specimens here for me the other day ?” “No,” replied the boy; “I guess not. I haven’t seen no sech.” Every two or three days the lawyer would drop in with the same query and receive the same reply, until finally he settled down to the conclusion that the young man was trying to beat, him out of the specimens. This ran on for a couple of weeks, until he happened to meet the editor on the stairs one day, and immediately proceeded to discuss the question. “See here, Agate,” said he, “isn’t that boy of yours alktle crooked?” “No, sir, he’s all right,” responded the scribe. “Whatever put that notion into your head?” The lawyer then explained the cause of his suspicion, and the two went into the printing office together to see about it. “Look here, Charley,” said the editor, going up to the young man’s case; “what aid you do with that sack of dornicks somebody left here a week or so agb ?” . “Why, they’re over there in the closet behirid the roller-box.” ”All right. Trot ’em out.” After the lawyer had departed with his prize, the youth went up to his employer, and said: “Do you call them blamed things geological specimens, Mr. Agate?” “Why, certainly, Charley; that’s what they are.” “Well, by George, that gets me," said the boy, with a dazed sort of look. “I couldn’t make out what the old blister was drivin’ at. He’s been buzzin’ me about geological specimens for the last two weeks, and I couldn’t make out what the blazes he was givin’ me. What’s the use o’ puttin’ on airs like that ? If he wanted rocks why didn’t he say so, and he’d a got ’em long ago.”—Chicago Ledger.

Massachusetts Mountaineers.

Six green Shelton people loaded themselves into a -wagon recently, and drove to New Haven to visit. The family visited, alarmed by the number, got rid of them at night by saying that a small-pox patient was in the house. They went to an hotel, and all packed into a single room. The officiating old woman put her shoe over the gas jet to put it out, and turned the water faucet, having heard somewhere that to put out gas a something had to be turned. In the night the porter was alarmed by smelling gas. He found the country folk all unconscious in the room, and the floor was flooded with water. They were saved.—Springfield .Republican. ", The world is-full-of people who ro about fighting windmills, and wasting ■ effort in struggling with imaginary evil, but the man who attends to his own business, and pays cash for groceries .is the one with whom prosperity loves •to roost.

Is Everybody Drunk?

Among the many stories Lincoln uspd to relate was the following: Trudging along a. lonely read one morning on my way to’the county seat, Judge : overtook mo with his wagon, and invited me to a seat. We bad not gone far before the wagon began to wobble. Said I, “Judge, I think ybur poaehman has taken a drop too much.’lnputting his head out of the wfodow, the Judge shouted: “Why, you infernal scoundrel, you are drunk!” » , .Turning round with great gravity, the coachman said: “Bedad! but that's the flrsi’ rightful s’cision your Honor’s giv’n ’n twel’mont!” . '* i If people knew the facts they would be'surprised to learn how many people reel in the street who never “drink a drop.” They are the victims Of sleeplessness, of drowsy days, of apoplectic tendencies, whose blood is set on fire by uric acid. Some day they will reel no more—they will drop dead just because they, haven’t the moral courage to defy useless professional attendance, and by use of the wonderful Warner's safe cure neutralize the uric acid in the system and thus get rid of the “drunkenness in the blood.”—The American Rural Home.

Japanese Etiquette.

The difference of national interpretations of etiquette are comically illustrated in a little story told by a lady in Washington society. A Japanese gentleman called on her one day just before luncheon. As it was a first and presumably ceremonious call, she naturally expected it would be brief. To her surprise, he accepted her invitation to lunch, and that domestic rite over he still stayed. The hours wore on and he did not go. The lady was wearied beyond endurance. Dinner time. The lady’s husband returned, and still the gentleman from Japan stayed on. He was, as a matter of necessity, invited to dinner. Finally the gentleman of the house relieved his wife for a time in entertaining this apparently stationary visitor, but, as the evening wore on, he became so tired and sleepy, that he retired to his own apartment, and the hostess again screwed her courage to the sticking point and resumed the entertainment of the guest. At last, about midnight, the Japanese, with the most elaborate and abject apologies to the lady for leaving her, took his departure. But the comedy reached its denouement next day, when a friend, in whom the extraordinary guest had confided, told the hostess that he said he never had such an ordeal before in his life; that ha was so tired, and he thought the lady Would never let him go, and finally he was obliged to leave her without her permission. Then the hostess learned that in Japanese etiquette the lady receiving a gentleman gives him the signal for his departure, and it is very rude in their code to leave her until she does this.

A Scientific Game.

Huxley has asked whether, if it were certain that the life and fortune of every one of us would one day depend on otir winning a game of chess, we should nc& all learn something of the game. “Yet it is a very plain truth that the life and fortune of every one of us depend on our knowing something of the rules of a game infinitely more difficult. It is a game which has been played for untold ages, every man and woman of us being one of the two players. The chess-board is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the universe, the rules of the game are what we call the laws .of nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us. We know that his play is always fair, just, and patient. But also we know, to our cost, that he never overlooks a mistake or makes the smallest allowance for ignorance. To the man who plays well the highest stakes are paid with overflowing generosity, bdt one who plays ill is checkmated—without haste, but without remorse.”

A Proud Boy.

Samuel came home the other day from school with his clothes torn and burst into the room where his mother and sisters were planning with some Indies how to advance the good manners and gentleness of their youthful offsprings. His mother had already descanted at length on Samuel, his virtues and helpfulness to his playmates. “Why, here he is himself,” she proudly shouted as he came in, threw his second reader on the piano, and unobtrusively stepped on the kitten’s tail. “What have you done at school today,” asked one of the “Oh, I had a bully time. ” And without a moment’s hesitation he opens with a grin a begrimed mouth, and in the cavity thus created appears a bloody ridge along the jaw, minus four or five teeth. “Oh, ma, I licked two boys bigger than I am. Can’t I have my picture taken with my mouth open to send to Uncle Jake?”— Portland Transcript. f

His Entire Library.

A dissipated lawyer entered the office of a brother lawyer with a battered copy of Paschal’s Digest under his arm, and offered to sell it for enough money to procure a bottle of tonic of which he was very much in need. “I don’t buy single books, ” replied the party of the second part. “If you had a whole library I might buy it. ” . “Well, this is my whole library,” responded the party who needed the tonic.— Texas Siftings.,

A Noted Ladies’ Seminary.

In no institution of learning in the country is a more complete education given than in the celebrated. Notre Dame, near Baltimore, Md. The Sisters in charge say they find that Ked Star Cough Cure successfully removes all colds and throat troubles among their pupils. It is absolutely free from poison, and costs but twenty-five cents.

Paternal Joke.

Papa (soberly)^—“That was quite a monstrosity you had in the parlor last evening?” Maud (nettled) —“Indeed 1 That must depend upon one’s understanding of the term ‘monstrosity.’ ” Papa (thoughtfully) “Well, two heads upon one pair of shoulders, for example.”— Binghamton Republican. If somebody would get up an elastic stove-pipe it would be about the same thing as’-ddubling the missionary force for a month or so td come. '» t - A “short” cashier is generally a long way off by the time his brevity is discovered. >

A SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTERS.

* Sliding down the banisters* though 9 swift and delightful way of getting down stairs, is not a popular method of descent except among boys of the hobbledehoy age. When, therefore, Mr. Dolph Hotchkiss, a solid Citizen of Peoria, 111., adopted that style of coming down from his room recently it augured that something out of the usual line had happened to him. Such was indeed the case. Mr. Hotchkiss explains as follows why he preferred the railing to the stairs: “It was last winter, during the month of December. One evening after.getting home from the store I was taken with a “severe pain in my ankle. It felt at first as if I had sprained it. I was up stairs when the trouble first came* on and I wanted to go down. The pa.in, however, had increased so that I found it was impossible to walk down the steps, and so I Slid down the railing. From that night”! began to grow worse, the “pain became more’ severe, and my ankle gradually swelled up until it seemed as if the flesh would burst. It waS almost impossible for me to lie in bed, and the least noise or attempt to move me would cause me the greatest agony. “After being in bed a month I could not stay there any longer. I felt that I must have some kind of a change, and sb I was moved into an easy chair, where I lay for two months, suffering more than words can express. My trouble was rheumatism. The doctors could do nothingvfor me. I used about every medicine I had evgr heard of for rheumatism, and many different remedies recommended by my friends and neighbors, but nothing afforded’ mb" any relief. A lady friend living in Chicago, hearing of my affliction, wrote me, sayjng: ‘Try Athlophoros. It cured me.’ “I was very glad to try anything., I had tried many different sorts of medicines, but this was new to me. I sent at once and bought a bottle and began using it. I had a terrible buzzing in my head at first, but as it was said in the directions I would have this if the medicine took hold of the disease, I stuck to it. The buzzing was nothing with my sufferings. I think it was on a Monday evening I first began with the Athlophoros. By the following Saturday the pain was nearly all gone, the swelling was very much reduced, and with the aid of a pair of crutches I went out for the first time in three months. “I continued taking the Athlophoros until I had used -four bottles. My pain and swelling had then all gone, and I had no further use for crutches. I have not felt any rheumatism since. Athlophoros is a very valuable medicing. I recommend it whenever I have a chance, and never want to be without some Athlophoros in the house in case I should ever again be so afflicted.” Mr. Hotchkiss’ residence in Peoria is at No. 610 Hancock street. Greatly as he regrets the loss of three months’ valuable time, not to speak of all the suffering and mental anguish he endured, he feels that there is some slight compensation in the fact that he was made acquainted with a medicine which can cure rheumatism and rob that disease of all its terrors. Mr. Hotchkiss, it is almost needless to state, has never had occasion to repeat his ride on the railing. If you cannot get Athlophoros ot your druggist, we will send it, express paid, on receipt of regular price—one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you buy it from your druggist, but if he hasn’t it, do not be persuaded to try something else, but order at once from us, as directed. Athlophoros Co.. 112 Wadi street. New York. .

The Violet.

The violet is one of the most beloved of flowers; its delicate scent greets us at a season of the year when other flowers have little or no perfume. We may perhaps suppose that it was Shakspeare’s favorite flower, for he often alludes to it. He says he knows a bank whereon The oxlip and the nodding violet grow. In another place he speaks of Violets dim, But sweeter than the lids of Juno’s eyes, Or Cytherea’s breath. Again, in “Twelfth Night:” That strain again I it had a dying fall. Oh, it came o’er my ear like the sweet gouth, That breaths upon a bank of violets, Stealing and giving odor; In the early part of the fourteenth century the “Jeux Floraux, or Academy de Jeux,” was founded at Toulouse. It was the very first literary institute, and in 1694 was raised by Louis XIV. to the rank of an academy, which it still holds. Each year a prize is awarded for a poem ; a golden violet, or other flower, is bestowed on the successful competitor on the third day of May at a public meeting. The “Violette Tircolore, or Pensee,” is what we may call the pansy or heartsease; it is a variety of the violet, of greater beauty, but with no perfume. Ophelia includes this flower in her nosegay, and says of it, “There are pansies; that’s for thoughts.”— The Quiver. The King of Denmark has a wart on his chin that he would give SIO,OOO to be rid of. Most any carpenter in these parts would gouge it out with a chisel for half the money. • * * * Young or middle-aged men suffering from nervous debility or other delicate diseases, however induced, speedily and permanently cured. Address,. World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Paris generally leads in the fashions, but Niagara cannot be equaled for fall style.— Texas Siftings.

Satisfactory Evidence.

J. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggist, of Austin, Texas, writes: “I have been handling DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS for the past year, and have found it one of the most salable medicines I have ever had in my house for Coughs, Colds, and even Consumption, always giving entire satisfaction. Please send me another gross.”

“Pat up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at- the low price of $2 and $2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, Ohly one block from the Union Depot. Elevator: all appointments first-class. Hoyt & Gatxs. Proprietors. I was relieved and cured by Athlophoros so quickly that words could not tell my surprise. Ido not hesitate in recommending ft to any one strfferinjt with that most painful complaint, rheumatism. A. M. Blakney, Decatur, Illinois. Howe Scales, Trucks, Coffee Mills,Car-Start-ers, Harrison Conveyor Road Scrapers. Catalokues of Borden, Selleck & Co., Chicago, HL c ' ‘ 1 " p , det Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners applied to new boots, and they will never run over. Relief is immediate, and a cure sure. Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh. 50 cents.

Inaction Fraught with Danger.

Inaction pf the kidneys and bladder is fraught with danger. Renal diseases of the most stubborn and fatal character have thia Initial symptom. To disregard it is to invite them. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters has the special quality of Stimulating urinary secretions and discharge to a degree consonant with health, and no further. It is not an excitant of the organs, like the unmedicated stimuli of commerce.. It simply arouses them when their activity and vitality are impaired. This stimnlatihg and tonic action the Bitters likewise exerts upon the bowels, the liver, and the stomach. It averts renal disease, cures dyspepsia, prevents and remedies fever and rgue, and removes biliousness and constipation. No finer tonic exists, and to persons with a tendency to gout it strongly recommends itself, aMitisafinedeburentof the blood.

How to Cook Hot Water.

The late Charles Delmonico used to talk about the new hot-water cure. He said the Delmonicos were the first to recommend it to guests who complained of having no appetite. “Take a cup of hot water and lemon, and you will feftl better,” was the formula adopted. The lemon juice takes away the insipidity of hot. wafer. For this anti-bil-ious remedy the' caterers charged the price of a drink of their best liquors (twenty-five cents or more), and it certainly- was a wiser way to spend small change than in alcohol. “Few people know how to cook water,” Charles used tc affirm. “The secret is putting good fresh water info n a neat kettle already quite warm, and setting the water to boil qtiibkly, and then taking it right off to use in tea, coffee or other drinks before it is spoiled. To let it steam, and simmer, an 4 evaporate, until the good water is all in the atmosphere, and the lime and iron dregs onlydeft in the kettle—bah! that is what makes a great many people sick, and is worse than no water at all.” Every lady wh<J reads this valuable recipe of a great and <?areful cook should never forget how to cook water. “The light that lies In woman’s eyes" is a ray of heaven’s, own brightness: bgt it is, alas! often dimmed or quenched by some wearing disease, perhaps silently borne, but taking ail comfort and enjoyment out of lite. That light of the household can be rekindled and made to glow with its natural brightness. Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Favorite "Prescription is a potent specific for most of the chronic weaknesses and diseases peculiar to The guina hen never lays a golden egg.— Boston Bulletin, • The huge, drastic, griping, sickening pills are fast being superseded by Dr. Pierce’s “Purgative Pellets.” Sold by druggists. The best hunting dogs are Ilk? the best jokes—they are pointers.— Stockton Maverick. Try I>r. Walker’s California Vinegar Bitters for liver and kidney complaint, scrofula, rheumatism, worms, fever, skin eruptions, headaches, and all disorders arising from bad blood. That remarkable vegetable preparation has never failed to effect a speedy cure in any instance. Many thousands of persons testify to its wonderful effects. A favorite dessert with lawyers is sue it pudding. — Boston B-ilMin. I have been a sufferer two years from catarrh or cold in the head, having distressing pain over my eyes. Gradually the disease worked down upon my lungs, ir.y left ear was almost deaf, my voice was failing me. I procured one bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm, ana witbin five days my hearing was restored, the pain ceased over my eyes, and I am now enjoying good health. I recommended it to some of my friends. One o! them sent for a bottle. He told me that half of it cured him. My advice is to those suffering with catarrh or cold in the head not to delay, but try Ely's Ci earn Balm, as it is a positive cure.—John H. Vausaut, Sandy Hook, Elliott Co., Ky. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, ths only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contain* bloodmaking, force-generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dys; pepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. The Proprietors ofJSly's Cream Balm do not claim it to be,a cure-all, but a sure remedy lor Catarrh, Colds in the Head, and Hay Fever. It is not a liquid or a snuff, but is easily applied with the fnger. It gives relief at once. Sold by all druggists. Price 5) cents. By mail 60 cents. _ Ely Bros., Owego, N. Y.

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