Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 December 1885 — In a Restaurant. [ARTICLE]

In a Restaurant.

Customer —Waiter, you may bring me a plate of green turtle soup. Waiter—Yes, sir. (Customer waits several hours and waiter reappears.) Customer —See here, waiter, this is not what I ordered. This is “mock turtle.” Waiter- - Yessir. Customer —Well, where does the green-come in, waiter. Waiter—ln the customer most generally, sir. —New York Mail and Express.