Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1885 — Didn’t Want to Be Arrested. [ARTICLE]

Didn’t Want to Be Arrested.

“Come in mine frendt undt puy you von oof dhose fine, excollendt, vprstglass, 'selluf-spring, dooble-acting, durable, strong drunks,” said a Hebrew to a Celtic gentleman, last Monday, on Eldorado street. “An’ phwat do Oi want to git drunk fur?” “To geep in your clothes.* “Not mooch, me by. Oi’ll kape sober an, kape me duds on me back, ye haythen. Do yes shuppose Oi wanter be arristed fur indaycent exposure?"— Stockton hldverick. Never jump at a conclusion.. Tt is as bad ah jumping out df bed and landing on the little end of a tack.