Rensselaer Republican, Volume 18, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1885 — “Oh! But I Salivated Him!” [ARTICLE]

“Oh! But I Salivated Him!”

was the actual exclamation of an honest physician, spoken of one of his patients to whom be had given calomel for the cure of biliousness and a diseased liver. And he had salivated him Mr oertaln, from which he never recovered. All these distressing consequences are avoided by the use of Dr. Pierce r a “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” a purely vegetable remedy that will not salivate, but produce the most pleasing effect, invigorate the liver, cure headache, dyspepsia, biliousness, constipation, and piles. By druggista._

A spring bonnet springs right off to church.— Pretzel’s Weekly. p The worst cases cured by Dr. Sago’s Catarrh Remedy. No mattjcr how fond a man may be of Rambling, when be loses his money it is a sort of ante-dote.' Gently Does It.— Without pain or irritation Dh. Walker’s Vineoak Ritters relieve the constipated bowels; at the same time so thoroughly toning these inner membranes and restoring their mechanical action, that it seems as if they bad been actually reorganised on an improved plan! Vet the result is solely due to an effort of nature, reenforced, regulated, and sustained by the’ purest and best Vegetable alterative and tonic that ever passed the lips of the sick and suffering. How to deaden the sound of a piano in the next house—explode dynamite under the player.