Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 August 1885 — Page 7

LOVE'S IN TftK UALENDAR. When chinks in April’s windy dome Let through a day of June, And foot and thought inclined to roam, And every sound’s a tune; When nature fills a fuller up, And hides with green the gray,— Then, lover, pluck your courage up ' To try your fate in May. Though proud she was as sunset clad In Autumn’s fruity shades, Love too is proud and brings (gay lad 1) Humility to maids. Scorn not from nature’s mood to learn, Take counsel of the day; Since haughty skies to tender turn Go try your fate in May. • Though cold she seemed as pearly light Adown December eves, And stem as night when March winds smite The beech’s lingering leaves ; Yet Love hath seasons like the year, And grave will turn to gay,— Then, lover, listen not to fear, But try your fate in May. And you whose art it is to hide* The constant love you feel; , Beware, lest overmuch of pride Your happiness shall steal. No longer pout, for Muy Is here And hearts will have their way; Love’s in the calendar, my dear, ! So yield to fate in May. - ]. • ■ —Robert Underwood Johnson, in the Century.

FLORENCE’S ADVENTURE.

BY H. LENNON.

“Dearest, I am afraid you are dull here with only your grandfather and myself to keep you company,” said Mrs. Danvers to her niece, a girl of 18. “What will you do this stormy afternoon —no callers, the piano out of tune, and your grandfather laid up with goui?” It was a somewhat dreary prospect for a young girl used to a large family and lively house, and Florence Danvers had been feeling rather as if she had wandered into a forgotten, corner of the world; but now her grandmother’s question roused her, and she tried to answer cheerfully. “Oh, granny 1 dear, don’t mind me; I’m all right; it is very kind of you to be troubled with me while the children get over their scarlatina; it is a pity it looks so gray out of doors, but it does not rain, and I think I will just take a race and see what the sea is like; it will freshen me up, and then I will come in and do my letter writing.” “Don’t go far, my dear,” said Mrs. Danvers, “for it is hardly fit for you, the wind is to high.” • v But Florence was out of the room before the old lady’s sentence was finished, and in another two minutes was making her way to the cliffs, her bead bent down, and her cloak held tightly round her in a fierce contest with the wind. At first her thoughts' were rather gloomy. “Another month down here? How can I survive it ? If only mother had let me visit at the Deighs instead; I would not mind if I was doing any one any good,” she said to herself, “but the old folks are quite happy together without me; and, in fact, it rather worries them to have to amuse me. There , I could have had masters, and gone on with my music, or indeed I would far rather have stayed at home; Jpm not afraid of the fever, and I could have sat up with little Laura, now nurse is so worn out. But here one seems to do no good with one’s life; I have only to eat and drink, and take a walk and go to bed.” And Florence heaved a deep sigh. ■».- She had been reading a good deal lately upon the idle, useless lives girls often lead, and she was in a hurry, now that she was released from the schoolroom, to try and do better, to-be very useful in this world, and then, just to spoil it all, as she thought, came this banishment to Sandham, her grandfather’s place. Nothing to do indoors or out. She could not help wondering why God had allowed her to be sent there when He knew how anxious she was to do some good in the world. So she wandered on till she felt chilly, and mended her pace. By and by, for something to do, she bent her steps toward the cottage of an old woman who lived at the Point, as the place was called, where the cliffs took an abrupt turn westward. Bridget More was bedridden, and always glad for some one to chat with. This time, however, Florence was amazed and distressed to find the usually cheerful Irish woman sobbing most bitterly over a scrap of paper which she pushed into Florence’s hand as s*he entered, being unable to speak. It contained a few lines from the surgeon of the infirmary in the nearest town. “Your son, Bobert More, has been brought here suffering from concussion of the brain, having fallen off the cliffs near the town.” “Gheer up Bridget,” said Florence, cheerfully, “it may not be so sad. My father fell off his horse last year and had concussion of the brain, but he got welt I will ask my grandfather to send to the infirmary to ask afler.HoberL But how shall you manage without him ? Who will attend to you now ? You must have a little girl from the village” And Florence began to wonder who could be found to wait on the old woman. But Bridget tried to stop her sobs while she said: “It isn’t Robert frets me, Miss Danvers ; I do not so much mind that—the lad’s had many a crack on the head afore now, but it’s the light, miss. He ought to be here to see to it, and I can't stir to do it.” and she sobbed, and wept afresh. Robert, the old woman’s son, had charge of the lighthouse, which stood on a rock easily reached at low water. His duties were very simple, consisting merely of supplying the light with oil. That morning he had chanced to break the vessel containing the reserve oil, and had gone to town in quest of more when he had met with his accident On the cottage table stood the broken jar with a small remnant of oil in the bottom. “He said the light would, run down to-night” sobbed the poor woman, “and this bad weather there’ll be vessels on the rock afore morning, and my Robert will have to bear the blame, and he . sick in bed.” . , “Isn’t there enough oil there {o run the light till morning ?* asked Florence, pointing to the jar. “Ay, sure; but never a soul has been near me since the bit of a child dropped the notes and ran off, and me tied to my bed like a log.” “Let me fetch a man from the village,” said Florence •

But the old woman shook her head. I “The time wouldn’t serve,” she said, | “thia west wind, if a bodyran straight for their lives, they couldn’t only just \ get there and back before’ the tide 1 comes in.” “I will go,” said Florence, “there is time for that; I know all about it I Robert showed me how to put the oil 1 into the lamp the day grandfather and 1 I went over there;” and she took the I pitcher in her band. “The key. I Bridget. Ab, I see it;” and before 'the old woman could get out the blessings, fears, and warnings, which quickly followed another, Florence had left the cottage, carefully guarding the oil-can. The path wound down the cliff, then skirted its . base, and finally passed along the ridge of rock running some fifty yards out to sea. This last was very slippery, as it was covered with water at high tide. Florence went bravely on, however, only once stopping to gain breath, when the wind caught her hat and blew it far away. She did not attempt tc recover it, for she already heard the roar of the advancing tide and saw the white breakers approaching far toe near the lighthouse. - —— As quick as she could she pressed on. At last she reached the tower, unlocked the door and made her way up the steep stairs. As she said, she perfectly understood the simple process of feeding the lamp, and her work was soon done. When she left the lighthouse, locking the door behind her, her heart fell ten times lighter than it, had done an hour before, though a sense of shame came over her at the rememherance of her late discontent “I almost reproached God for sending ing-'me to Sardham,” she thought, “and He had this work for me to do. How wicked, how foolish I was 1” But Florence had little time for reflecting on her past conduct; she was very unpleasantly called to the present by a dash of spray in her face and a rush of water at her feet; the tide had so advanced that every now and then a wave leaped over the ridge shf was passing along. Evidently there was no tithe to be lost. She tried to hasten on, but the wind battling with her cloak sadly retarded her, and her loosened hair blew w’ildly across her face. She pushed bravely forward, though now ankle deep in water, cheering herself with the thought that when she got on the level beach she could get on faster. She would then, too, be further removed, she thought, from the boiling waters which seethed angrily around this rocky ridge and stunned her with their noises. Suddenly a dreadful mist seemed tc dim her eyes—she turned deadly pale —could this yard’s width of sand be all the footing left her ? Had the tide come in so quickly as to swallow up the rest of the beach? It was too true, and before the terrified girl had staggered on a few paces homeward an angry wave dashed over her, almost throwing her against the rocks. She cast a despairing glance upward, but the cliff in that part was too steep for human foot. She felt almost paralyzed with fear. Though she tried to cry for help she could forn no sound. Another and another wave struck her. Just then some voice in the distance seemed to cry, “Back! turn back!” and she had just sense enough left to follow the direction. With difficulty she made her way back to the ridge, which, being a little higher than the beach, still gave a footing. There just as self-possession was failing her she felt herself seized by a man’s arm and dragged hastily through what seemed a sea of boiling water toward the cliff, farthest from the point. There the strip of beach was a little wider, and for a second she would have stayed to gain breath; but the man urged her on, telling her there was not a second to loose. “We must make for the old pier,” he said hoarsely. Florence struggled on, and at times saved only from being swept away by her stronger companion. Her strength was fast ebbing away, and hope again deserted her, when the blessed sight of the old pier met her eyes. She made a violent effort, and, half dragged by her companion, clung to one of the wet seaweed-hung timbers. “There’s naught for us but to climb this,” said the man, “hold tight, while I go first and drag thee after.” How* Florence ever managed to follow her guide, and how she reached the crazy pier above, she never could tell. “Saved at last, and thank God for it,” said the man who helped her. But Florence had no strength even to say amen.

Not for some days was she able tc tell her tale to her terrified relatives. They had taken her on the. evening oi her adventure, wet and half senseless, without cloak or hat, from the arms oi the man who had rescued her, and who described how he had seen the dangerous position of the girl on the beach as he was walking on the cliff above, and instantly made the best of his way toward her. Fortunately he knew the ground, and knew that he could get down the cliffs near the old pier. Robert More, when he came to his senses the day after the accident, begged so earnestly that some one Should be sent to look after the lighthouse and his bedridden mother, thata : trusty person was dispatched for the purpose. A ■ Old Bridget was discovered halfstarved (no one having been near her since Florencie’s hasty visit the afternoon before), but quite contented since the lighthouse had seat its beams into her cottage window all night. Nothing will ever persuade Bridget that Miss Florence is not the heroine that ever trod the earth, and despite much headshaking over the dangers) their ’ darling had passed through, Mr. and Mrs. Danvers are oi the same opinion. Florence sees now that no place is too dull,or too small to do gpod in, whether it be the tiny matter of teaching a child to read, or the greater one of securing the safety oi ships laden with men’s lives. There is always work to be had for the earnest laborer. Good works are not a. matter of time and place, butiwilh—*»PAiiadeiphia Call. , \ A birt;-fancier in New York says that not less than 69,000 canaries are sold there every year, realizing at least SIOO,OOO. The trade in other birds brings the. gross sale up to $250,000-

«O, Lor', Hit ’Im Again!”

In the early days of Methodism in Scotland, a certain congregation, where there was but one rich man, desired to build a new chapel. A church meeting was held. The old rich Scotchman rose and said: "Brethren, we dlnna need a new. chapel; I’ll give £5 for repairs,” I Just then a bit of plaster falling from the ceiling hit him on the head. ; Looking up and seeing how bad it was,' he said: "Brethren, its worse thon I thoucht; I’ll make it 50 pun’.’’ . , "Oh, Lord,” exclaimed a devoted brother on a back seat, "bit ’im again!” There are many human tabernacles which are in sore need of radical building over, but we putter and fuss and repair in spots without satisfactory results. It is only when we are personally alarmed at the real danger that we act independentlyand do the right thing. Then it is that we most keenly regret because we did not sooner use our judgment, follow the advice born of the experience of others, and jump away from Our perils. Thousands of persons who will read this paragraph are in abject misery to-day, when thej might be in a satisfactory condition. They are weak, lifeless, full of odd aches and pains, and every year they know they are getting worse, even’ though the best doctors are patching them in spots. The origin of th.-se aches and pains is the kidneys and liver, and If they would build these all over new with Warner’s safe cure, as million-) have done, and cease investing their money in miserably unsuccessful patchwork, they would be well and happy, and would bless the day when the Lord “hit ’em” and Indicated the common-sense course for them to pursue.— London Press.

Drunken Chicago Women.

Of course I will apologize to the fair sex for speaking of the “refreshment rooms” of popular confectionery shops and restaurants as “drinking saloons,” but such they certainly are, and if any one will,take pains to test the trflth of this statement he’ll find an extraordinary demand for hansoms and gurneys in front of these places latejn the afternoon of any pleasant day. “Cabby” knows his business and says nothing. He’s been there before. He discharges hip fair patron at her own door in as comfortable a manner as possible, while a “sick headache” prevents the lady from appearing with the family at the tea-table. If the sexes were reversed the verdict would be “the old man is drunk.” But in this case “ma is worn out with shopping.” I have seen young ladies scarcely out of their teens emerging fi om these places in a state of inebriety that verged upon total obliviousness. A restaurateur told me that his best paying customers were ladies of wealth and position, who could afford a private room and the best wine his house afforded. “Why,” said he, “I’ve had as many as ten. ladies at one time in my upper parlors, none of them able to walk across the room. What do Ido with ’em ? Let ’em alone, refuse them more wine and give them all the apollinairis and lemon they’ll drink, and send’em home at the-proper time.”— Chicago letter. r

American Poets.

“Where are the American poets?” an English critic demands. Where are the American poets ? Why, bless your soul, they are everywhere and their pame is legion. You will find one in nearly every newspaper office in the United States, with his machine rigged up in the corner df his room ready at a moment’s notice to respond to the call for copy, and a great many more besides chained in the basement dungeons under the press-rooms ready to be let loose when occasion demands. None of your '“you, you” poets, either, such as the English make laureates of, but real bona fide “yi, yi” poets, all wool and a yard wide, and closely woven at that. Where are the American poets? You should rather ask, Where is the American that isn’t a poet ? The Nine have removed their abode from Parnassus To our sky-kissing mountains, their health to repair, And we beg to assure English critics, who sass ns. - That they're growing quite fat on American :. air. ,: —Boston Courier.

Wherever Malaria Exists,

The bilious are its certain prey. In intermittent and remittent fever, dumb ague and ague cake, the liver is always seriously affected, and the blood contaminated with bile. One of the chief reasons why Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is such a sure defense against chills and fever and every form of malarial disease, is, that” it does away with liability to the disease, by reforming irregularity of the bibary organ in advance of the arrival of the season when the disease is prevalent. There is no finer fortifying preparative for those about visiting or emigrating to a locality where the miasma-taint exists. There is no certain immunity from disease in an endem c or epidemic form, to be secured by the use ot the average tonics and anti-spasmodics. But where quinine fails the Bitters succeeds both in preventing and curing. Moreover, it removes every vestige of dyspepsia, and overcomes constipation,. rheumatism, inactivity of the kidneys and bladder, and tranquillizes and strengthens the nervous system.

A Sure Road to Fame.

Father—My son, you are now laying the foundation for your future career. I hope you will study hard and make your mark in the world. Son—Yes, father, that is my intention. In a few years my name will be known to all civilized nations. My fame will be spread throughout the land, and I will be classed among the great men of the country. Father—A noble ambition, my son. Rut what profession have you chosen that will so soon lead to all this greatness? ’ Sftn—l shall become a pugilist.— Bkilcfdelphia'dpall. V . r

A Socialist’s Paradise.

In Tokio a man with an income.of a thousand dollars a year is considered a wealthy nian, and a.peasant or farmer yvho has $1 Qp laid by for a “rainy day” fe ranked almost among the capitalists of his district. But in all the empire it is estimated that thete are less than 10,000 paupert, a Wonderful record for a population of

Criticising Michigan Cuisine.

A Michigan paper with considerable display publishes a recipe for a “meatless tomato soup.” This ought to be easy.■> All you have to do is to leave meat out; but let some one try a tomatoless tomato soup if he wants to earn a name for himself.— Puck. Hkll has been taken out of the Bible but it can'*still be had by . the drink at the old price. '{ C ’ ■ . We guarantee the speedy, painless, and peimancnt cure, without knife,, caustic, or t-alve. of the largest pile tumors. Pamphlet and references sent for two letter stamps. World’s D.spen.-ary Medical Association, ot3 Kain street. Luflalo, N. Y.

A New Orleans paper refers editorially to the wonderful restoration to health of Mr. T.. Posey, druggist, 225 Canal street, that city, who gome time ago was prostrated by an excruciating attack of sciatica. After much suffering his wife applied St. Jacobs Oil, which cured him promptly and entirely.

How “Chestnuts" Originated.

In one of the French prisons, immediately under the supervision of the perfecture of police, it is, or was until recent years, a custom for the night watchman to drop every half hour a chestnut into a receptacle, which thus became a record of duty done or neglected. It followed that a missing chestnut became the subject of anxious explanation, which was generally a falsehood, and like all falsehoods, stupid. There was naturally a sameness in the explanations offered by the sleepy guard for the absence of his half-hourly chestnut. These stories became known as chestnuts. It befell that any dull story not worth repeating was called a chestnut, as resembling tbe chestnut explanations, for stupidity and lack of cleverness of invention. This is the true and simple story of the origin of the chestnut expression.—•, Memphis Avalanche.

“The Proper Study of Mankind Is Man,”

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Blowing Up Hell Gate

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They are called plumbers because they ge» all the plums.

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COUNTERFEITERS BEWARE. A Michigan Concern Enjoined. ; * (From the Rochester Morning Herald.] The following injunction has been obtained by the Hop Bitters Company, of Rochester, N. Y., against Collatinus D. Warner, of Reading, Michigan, prohibiting him from manufacturing or selling “German Hop Bittere:" The President of the United States of America to Collatinus D. Warner, of Reading, Mich., his servants, workmen, salesmen, and agents, and each and every of them: Whereas, it has been represented unto the Justices of our Circuit Court, the Hon. Stanley Matthews, and the Hon. Henry B. Brown, at Detroit, within and for said District, sitting as a Court of Chancery, that yon. Collatinus D. Warner, are manufacturing and selling a medicine named German Hop Bitters, in fraudulent imitation of the Hop Bitters made and sold by complainant; your said medicine being devised, calculated, and intended to mislead the public into purchasing such counterfeit goods as the manufacture of the complainant. We, therefore, in consideration of the premises. do strictly enjoin yon, tbe said CotlaOnus D. Warner, and all and every the persons before named, from using the words Hip Bitters" cn any fluids contained in bottles so as to induce the belief that such fluids are made by complainant; and further, from manufacturing, selling, or offering for sale any bitters or other fluids in the bottles and with the labels, and in the general form In wh ch you were manufacturing and selling the bitters called by you German Hop Bitters, on the tiling of the bill; or in anv other bottles, or With any other labels contrived or designed to represent or induce the belief that tie bitters or fluids sold bv yon are the goods of the complainant, until the further order of the Court. * * ♦ Witness, THE HoxobaLE MORRISON B. WAITE. Chief Justice of the United States. At Detroit, this fifteenth day of July, A D. 1885. [L. s.j Walter tl. Harsha, Clerk. Prosecute the Swindlers. If when you call for Hop Bitters the Druggist hands out anything but "Hop Hitters” with a green cluster of Hops ou wliite label, shun that Druggist a*-you would a viper; and if he hat Gken’your money for a bogus stuff, indict him tor the fraud and sue Him for damages for the swindle, and we will reward you liberally for tne conviction. See U. S. Court injunction against C.D. Warner, Reading, Mich., and all his salesmen, agents, druggists, and other imitators. 1 GENTS WANTED S 3 IB United States to sell the Only Belf-Btltc.n Taking /■Embroidering Machine. Send St for sample I ■ Machine and terms to agents, to Automatic Bug ■‘■■"Machine Co., Morenci, Mich. Patented June 30, IBS. The best selling machine in United States. $ 1000 REWARD THE VICTOR For wny machine hailing and Wk _ cleaning fit fur market a« much Clover Seed in ONE DAY o DOUBLE jy_ MULLER. E Illustrated circalar mailed free. Newark payMACHINE CO., Celnmbn». Ohio. BULLETIN BOARD | Hamilton’s Pat. Display Ctiart. | S Every Merchant Wants One. ■ ■ AGENTS WANTED. Send for cir- ■ culars and prices. ■ M HAMILTON & KATZ, f TWO RIVERS, WIS.

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