Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 July 1885 — Page 3

A PARADISE FOR LAZY MEN.

Where the People Are Born Tired and Can live on 75 Cents a Week. Key West has, without exception, the finest climate in the United States. There is always a breeze and rarely a gale, and you may wear a straw hat with propriety every day in the year. It is solely due to the monumental sluggishness of the population that Key West is almost unknown to the tourist and health-seeker. Key West is reached by . steamers from New York, from New Orleans, and by a mail steamer from Tampa Bay. The Key has about as much shape as a camel, but in a general way lies east and west, and contains about six square miles. It is as flat as a pan-cake, the highest point being sixteen feet above mean sea level. To the casual visitor it looks as though the sea, particularly in a storm, would submerge this insignificant rise ; but it is a matter of record that it never has. The city proper covers the western end of the Key. It is densely settled, and about as un-American as possible, bearing a strong resemblance to a West Indian town. The houses are of wood, plainly built, and, with a few exceptions, painted white. There are, I think, only three brick buildings, certainly not more than six. Piazzas abound, and occasionally some latticework is seen, but there is no attempt at decoration or display. Many of the business houses have no signs, and there is a general air of don’t-care whelher-I-sell-or-not about the shops. The houses are of all sizes, jumbled up in the oddest way, and anywhere but on the line of the street. The interior of each block is filled up with onestory shanties, access to which is had by going up alleys, through fences, or over somebody else’s yard. The population being 14,000, land is precious. Lots are divided and subdivided, and houses built in yards and gardens are wedged in here, there and everywhere, facing sixteen ways for Sunday. Where there is no room for a house they build a stable or pig-pen, and sprinkle Chickens around in the corners. The richest people do not disdain to thus add from $3 to $0 a month to their income, although it destroys their privacy and disfigures their grounds. The streets are of good width, tolerably straight, and passably clean. The roadway is coral rock. There is no soil. What passes for soil is merely triturated coral, wonderfully rich in phosphates, and making an excellent fertilizer, but, by itself, deficient in fat. To garden you must use a pick instead of a hoe. No vegetables are raised on the key, and the vegetation is confined mainly to cocoanut trees. Here and there you will find a pine or an oleander, a star of India, or a royal poinciana; but in the main there is a criminal lack of foliage. The nature of the population is thus shown. The Key has been settled for fifty years; every tropical or semi-tropical tree, shrub, or flower known to pan lias but to be planted to grow, and the city is bare, hot, and verdureless. The white houses, without a vine or climbing flower, the dazzling streets, without a tree, anjl with no sidewalks—dusty and glaring wherever you look—it is enough to make you wish for a hurricane to stir the city’s blood. Yet, to the student of sociology, tlia explanation is plain. The population is to blame, and the climate makes the population. ~~ ' The colored folk drive the drays and hacks, act as porters and stevedors, and do the bulk of the heavy sitting around. Everybody takes a turn at the latter work, however, and the whole community offers to the historian the most striking example of people born tired. It is an edifying spectacle to Northern eyes to see a native of Ivev West going on an errand or doing a piece of work. Usually he moves like a snail. If you are not particular you can live for 75 cents a week. A stick of sugar-cane costs only three cents, bananas and oranges can be hooked from the auctioneers} hominy is cheap, and a string of fish can be caught from any wharf. For a shelter there is little need, except to keep off the rain, and it needs not a house to do that. What a country for a tramp! What a climate for the poor! —Letter from Key West.

Russian Official Life.

I wonder if the reports of the corruption of Russian official life are all true. I remember a gentleman connected with an enterprise having an establishment in a Russian Pacific port telling me of the miserable condition of the place and the people. “Does the Government do nothing for them ?” I asked. “Yes; that is, the Government gives an appropriation, but the place never gets the benefit of it.” “Who does?” “The officials. There was Governor there once who received an appropriation of 3ome 60,000 rubles to be devoted to the improvement of the towns. He had no place to keep it —no safe; so he built a brick kind of mausoleum in the garden or back yard of his official residence, which was completely closed with brick or stone. It was never opened.” » “I don’t understand.” “Another Governor came out and took this one’s place. He did not dare to open that mausoleum, so it remains closed till this dav.” “Why?” “Because the money is not there. It never was put in, and the officials have to Btand in with one another.” —San Francisco Chronicle.

An Anecdote of the Elder Beecher.

He preached in the First Presbyterian Church, the aristocratic, rich church of Cincinnati. Tie was always doing some odd thing. One came in late; the house Was packed; he walked rapidly up the aisle with a piece of blotted manuscript in his hand, ascended the pulpit, opened the Bible, spread his manuscript out, v took the text, and was about to begin' his sermon without any preliminary exercises. One of the elders rose from his pew and stood. The elder looked at the dpctor, the doctor looked at the elder. The elder c. me out of his pew, the doctor came down the Btairs, and they met. The elder whispered a few words ih the doctor's ear, thei doctor reascended, closed his Bible, and said: “Let

us pray.” This was a specimen of many such performances. I don’t know of any better way of accounting for it than to tell what the doctor once said to us at the seminary when giving a lecture in oratory. “Young gentlemen,” said he, “don’t stand before a looking-glass and mak,e,gestures. Never* mind your gestures.: Pump yourself brimful of your subject, till you can’t hold another drop, and then knock out the bung and let nature caper. ” In the instance of the sermon the doctor had pumped himself full on the subject of his study, and when he reached the churcji was too eager to knock out the bung. —Chicago News.

Paper Ranging.

Dear reader, did you ever hang paper? Did you ever indulge in the luxurious blessedness of the paperhanging art ? Did you ever cut loose from the cares of a busy everyday humdrum business life and revel for a short space of a period or two of time in the pleasure of pasting paper on a wall. Well, if you didn’t you have missed one of the bitterest experiences of life, and much to be thankful for. If you overbid, you know then how it is yourself. The other day we took our first lesson in paper hanging, and perhaps we might as well say our last lesson also. We think we have got through. In fact, we hadn’t hardly got started before we wished we hadn’t commenced, and one of the first things we did was to repent of our undertaking. We had some paper to hang. Our better half said it must be hung. We had seen sonje paper hanging going on once and it looked easy. We told her no use to bother after paper hangers, for it was no trick to slap a few slices of paper on the wall, and we felt equal to the emergency, and felt also that we needed to enjoy a little spell of rest and recreation, so we would just paper the wall ourself. Alas, as Ben Butler once remarked, “The best laid plans o’ men and mice gang aft aglee. ” They did gang very much aft aglee. They scooted out like greased elm. We commenced work with a brush, a pot of paste and a large supply of self-confidenc. The "brush and paste lasted first-rate, but we soon found we were running terribly short of self-confidence. It takes a big amount of self-confidence to successfully keep up the paper hanging business. This is about all we learned of the business. Our wife said she didn’t believe we could hang paper, and thought we were fooling away our time. Wo told her she didn’t seem to have that implicit faith in our abilities that she should have, and that if she would just keep her eye on our movements, she would soon see that we knew how to hang paper as well as anybody. We proceeded to decorate the walls. The first piece did very well, only it seemed to have an inclination to skew around and get into a twist. The second piece was worse than the first, and the farther we went the worse it got. After awhile we noticed that the top was going right away from the bottom, and if the gain at the top kept up, that end of the papering process would get around the square and safely back home before the bottom got half way around. Then it began to all wrinkle up apd draw itself up in the ridges and act in other ways unbecoming to a respectable paper. About this time we began to weary of the job, and we also remembered that we didn’t have time to fool with such things, so we Concluded to let the matter drop and send for a paper-hanger to finish the job. That individual had no trouble in putting on the balance of it in a respectable manner, owing of course to the example we had given him of the way in which paper should be hung. We have quit the business now, and will not consent to hang paper any more, not even for our near relatives. Perhaps if we had a mean enemy and wanted to punish him, we might consent to hang his paper, if he was not allowed to look on with a shot gun, but Under no other circustances would we tackle the job. We are satisfied that it is not every man who can build for himself an enduring monument of skill and artfulness by attempting to slap paper on the wall. A man might successfully and decently hang himself, and at the same time make a fizzle in an "effort to hang paper. With these few remarks we close by saying that henceforth the public will apply to other firms when it wants paper hanging, as we have retired from the hanging business. —Pittsburg {Kan.) Democrat. t

The Assistance He Needed.

“Philander,” said a pretty girl to her bashful beau, “I wish you’d” tie this ribbon at my throat; I can’t see how to do it without a glass. ” “Of course, I’ll only he too glad to,” he said and at once grappled the strings. After an unsuccessful effort of five minutes, during which he got as red as a brick house, and perspired like a pitcher of ice water on a July window sill, he stammered: “I—I —don’t think I can tie a respectable knot, Miss Mary.” “Suppose, Philander,” she whispered with a pretty little blush, “suppose you call in a preacher to assist.” Like the unveiling of a beautiful mystery, the situation unfolded itself to Philander and he feels better now.— Merchant Traveler.

Darwinian Item.

An Austin boy came" from school very much excited, and told his father that all human beings were descended from the apes, which made the old man so mad that he replied angrily: “That may be the case with you, but it ain’t with me, I can tell you that now, my son. The boy didn’t say anything, but when his mother came home he told her about it. —Texas Siftings. P Signs are taxed 5 cents per letter every year in Cuba, and the-ingenious Cuban does not put up a sign if he can help.it, or else paints on it an emblem, as a boot, a trunk, or a cigar, If words must be employed, it is not an uncommon practice to dash a daub of paint across the lettering, producing a legal obliteration, yet leaving an inscription that can still be deciphered.

Everybody’s Air-Brake.

, “Yes, sah,” said Uncle Zacta, “I’se watched it forty years an’ it's as I sez: De fust of May an’ Chriemas day of de satne year alien comes on de same week day.” Further conversation proved Uncle zach a most incredulous person. Chancing to mention Dr. Carver’s feat of breaking glass balls with a rifle, he said: “I heerd ’.bout dat shootln’ and kuowed right off It wasn’t squar’; dat was a Yankee trick, boss, sho’s you born.” x “What was the trick?” “Darwuz loadstone put intode glass balls, an’ likewise onto de bullets; so when de bullet fly outen the gun, it an’ the ball jes, drawed tei gedder, which, in course, broke de glass—dat’s the trick !’** Later, U;uele Zach observed a rope running along the side of the car. “Boss, what’s dat line fur?” “To apply the air-brake in case of accident.’'’ Then we had furthet to expain now the fonee of the brake was obtained, to which UnclesZaeh responded: “Look a here, boss, you sholy don’t ’spect me to b’lieve dat foolishness? Why”, de biggest harricane whatever blowed couldn’t Btop dis train, runin’ forty mile a hour. An’ you think 1 gwine to b’leive a little pipe full of wind under de kyars can do it? No, sahree!” 7 here are a great many Uncle Zachs who Judge everything simply by appearances. The air-brake does not seem to be a very powerful thing, but power and efficiency are not necessarily equivalent to bigness and pretense. t •' Philip Beers. Esa.. who resides at the United States Hotel, New York City, and is engaged in raising subscriptions for the New York World Bartholdi pedestal fund, was once upbraided by a distinguished relative who was a physician, lor commending in such enthusiastic terms, a remedy thatcured him of Bright’s disease eight years ago. He said: “Sir, has the medical profession, with all its power jnd expericne: of thousands of years, anything that cau this terrible disorder?” No, no, that is'.fue; there is no mistake about it but that 'Varner’s safe cure is really a wonderfully Effective preparation. That remedy is an “air-brake ” that every man can apply, and this fact explains why it has saved so many hundreds of thousands of lives.—(. opyriyUted. Used by permission of American Rural Home.

Why He Married Her.

Several years ago I was in Sioux City, lowa, where a funny incident came tb my notice. There was a sim-ple-minded fellow who did chores for John McDonald, the Sheriff, and the boys were continually teasing him about getting married. One morning he fired up and told them that he could get married as well as any of them. The next day he was missing. He had gone to Elk Point, a village in Dakota, and when he returned he brought a wife, one that was wonderful to behold. She looked as though she had been through a railroad smash-up, a cyclone, and an earthquake. We all went down to his mother’s to see the fun, and fun it was. She raised a terrible row. “What did you want to marry that crippled thing for ? She’s got false teeth, hain’t she?” the old lady screamed. “Yes, ma.” “An’ false hair?” “Yes, ma.” “Glass eve?” “Yes, ma.” “Cork leg?” “Yes, ma.” “Humpbacked ?” “Yes, ma.” “Well, for heaven’s sake, what did you do it for ?” “Well, ma, yon see there’s so little of her left that it won’t be much post to keep her,” replied the poor fellow, sniveling. I felt sorry for him, for the biggest part of her was left— her tongue.—Brooklyn Times.

A Texas Strategist.

“Where is your little brother Billy ?” asked an Austin Sunday-school teacher of little Johnny Spilkins. “He is home in bed. He is too sick to come out, and I am glad of it,” responded Johnny. “Why do you speak eo unkindly of Billy?” “Because he played me a mean friplr “What was it?” “Billy told me that ma said the hoy that eat the most turkey for dinner should have the biggest piece of pie. I beat Billy all to pieces eating meat. He didn’t hardly eat any turkey, and when the pie came on I —boo-hoo—had eaten so much turkey that I had no room for the pie, and Billy, who hadn’t eaten any meat hardly, ate up nearly the whole pie, and now he’s sick, and I’m so glad it ain’t me.” —Texas Siftings.

A Necessity of Health.

It Is a prime necessity of health that the action of the bowels should be kept regular. But the way to overcome a temporary fit of constipation, or to remedy chronic costiveness, Is not to deluge the stomach and drench the bowels with purgatives of violent or painful action. The happy medium between an Inoperative and violent cathartic Is Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which acts just sufficiently upon the bowels to relax them without pain, and which being a wholesome tonic, as well as aperient, has the effect of strengthening both them and the stom T ach, and promoting the well-being of the whole Internal economy. The removal of bile from the blood, increased activity of the liver, usually flormant in cases of costiveness, and sound digestion follow the use of this beneficent medicine, as thorough and genial In its effects as it is safe and pure ini composition. Rheumatism, fever and ague, kidney troubles, and debility are also remedied by it

Diamond Cut Diamond.

Curbstone Broker—(scene, Chicago) —“My friend, would not you like to make some money ? I can give you some points.” Stranger—“Oh! can you?” “Yes, indeed- You just put up all you can on A B C and X Y Z railway stock, and you’ll make a nice thing by it.” “Put it up with you?” “Oh, of course. Pm a broker.” “Yes, I see. You’re pretty smart, too, but I’m smarter.” “Eh?” “I’m a three-card monte man.—Philadelphia Call. • ‘0 ■

His Ideas Were Clear.

On a recent examination in history at one of our schools, the following answer was given; “Give a history of the Quakers.” “The Quakers were some members of persecuted sect called Quakers and are'only found in the bottom of the sea they build, lArge islands and are very small insects.”

A Lovely Complexion.

“What a lovely complexion 1” we often hear persons say. “ I wonder what She doe# for it? ’,’ ,Jn every case the purity and real loveliness of the complexion depends upon the blood. Those who have sallow, blotchy faces may make their skin smooth and healthy by taking enough of Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery.” to drive out the humors lurking in the system.

“Mothers Should Note This.”

I Under this caption an old physician writes to a Cincinnati medical journal, that in view of the fact that people living at a distance from cities are frequently obliged tp resort to cough mixtures already put up for us<v they should provide themselves with only such remedies as are known to be free from opiates, poisons, and narcotics; thns avoiding not only danger but fatal results. He recommends the recently discovered Red Star* Cough Cure which analyses and tests by various “Boards of Health proved to be purely vegetable as well as prompt, effective, and entirely harmless.

Never!

Never make tea in a tin pot. The tannin, which is acid, attacks the tin and produces a poison. Never use water which has stood in a lead pipe over night. Not less than a wooden bucketful shodld be allowed to run. * Never use water from a stone reservoir for cooking purposes. Never allow fresh meat to remain in paper ; it absorbs the juices. Never keep vinegar or yeast in stone crocks or jugs; their acid attacks the glazing, which is said to be poisonous. Glass for either is better. All cooking utensils, inclnding-iron pots, should be rinsed after washing and carefully wiped on the inside with a clean, dry cloth. A soapy or greasy dish cloth should never be used for the purpose.

The Poor Little Ones.

We often see children with red eruptions on face and hands, rough, scaly skin, and often sores oh the head. These things. Indicate a depraved condition of the blood, in the growing period children have need of pure bipod by which to build up strong and healthy bodies. If Dr. Fierce’S “ Golden Medical Discovery” is'given, the blood is l purged of its bad elements, and the child's development will be healthy, and as it should be. Scrofulous affections, rickets, feversores, hip-joint disoase, or other grave maladies and sutiering a.re sure to result from neglect and lack of proper attention to such cases.

Special taxes are levied upon bachelors in France, and they pay it cheerfully; nary a kick. ~ Minn, soothing, and healing is Dr. Sage’9 Catarrh Remedy. When is a ledger not a ledger? Ledg-yer know some other time. Important. When you visit or leave New York Oily, save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms titted up at a cost of one million dollars, reduced to $1 anti upwards per day. European plan. Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cabs, stage, and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union than at any first-class hotel In the oity. Teukgraph messengers never .make haste to get rich;

Interesting to Travelers.

It will be interesting to people contemplating a trip to the South to learn of the vast improvements in time and accommodations that have been rendered possible by the recent completion of a remarkably long bridge over the Ohio River at Henderson, Ky., a point ten miles below Evansville. Ind. The length of the bridge proper is 3,686 feet, the span over the channel of the river is 525 feet, the longest span of truss bridge in the world. The bridge is reached by three and one-half miles of solid substantial trestle-work”on the Indiana side. With this bridge completed, there is an unbroken rail line between Chicago and Nashville, Chattanooga, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Florida, and other Southeastern cities over the shortest existing route, which fact was immediately taken advantage of by the Chicago and Eastern Illinois Railroad (Danville Route) and its Southern connections, to put on a fast train from Chicago to Nashville, and give to the North and South travel some of the luxuries in fast traveling and excellent accommodations which heretofore have been almost wholly monopolized by the East and West lines. . The first through train, which left Chicago at 3:45 Sunday afternoon, July 19, on the new Chicago and Nashville fast line, arrived in Nashville at 7:45 on Monday morning, having accomplished the distance between the two cities in the hitherto unprecedented time of sixteen hours. The new train was the first through passenger train from Chicago to cross the mammoth bridge over the Ohio at Henderson, and as such marks an epoch in Southern traffic whose importance was testified by the interest shown all along the line. This train carries the popular Palace Buffet Sleeping Cars; it leaves Chicago at 3:45 p. m. daily, and arrives at Nashville at 7:45 a. m., connecting with the morning trains out of Nashville in all directions, enabling passengers to reach Chattanooga in the early afternoon; Atlanta and Montgomery early in the evening, and other Southern and Southeastern points in some instances one-half day ahead of, and in from three to ten hours’ less time than by any other line. ~ Travelers should make a note of this important route, and when going South remember the Chicago and Eastern Illinois. .

We Caution All Against Them.

The Unprecedented success and merit of Ely’s Cream L'alm—a real cure for catarrh, hay fever, and cold fn the head—has Induced many adventurers to place catarrh medicines bearing some resemblance in appearance, style, or name upon the market, in orcer to trade upon the reputation of Ely’s Cream Balm. Many in your immediate locality will testify in highest commendation of it. Don’t be deceived. Buy only Ely’s Cream Balm. A particle is applied into each nostril; no pain; agreeable to use. Price fifty cents; of druggists.

“Put up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of $2 and $2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments first-class. Hoyt & Gates, Proprietors. Pure Cod-Liver Oil, made from selected livers on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. It is absolutely pure s and sweet. Patients who have •nee taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market. Hay Pever.-I have been a great sufferer from Hay Fever for fifteen years. I read of the many wondrous cures by Ely’s Cream Balm, and thought I would try once more. In fifteen minutes after one application I, was wonderfully helped. Two weeks ago 1 commenced using it, and now I feel entirely cured. It is the greatest discovery ever known or beard of.— Duhah* l Clark, Farmer, Lee, Mass. Price fifty cents. Chapped Hands, Faoe, Pimples and rough Skin, cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. T|ae .Akron Sewer Pipe is the best in the world. See advertisement in this paper.

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Any woman or child can take it. “From my knowledge of its ingredients, under no circumstances can it injure any one using it. It contains no mineral or other deleterious substance. Possessing real merits, the remedy is deserving success.” O. E. DePut, Fh. G., Detroit, Mich. The only Genuine are manufactured by the HOPS A HALT BITTERS CO., Detroit,JWlch. rSo'if the ~ ALBANY, N.I. I "JOMNAL” It is said *A prophet is not without honor, save In his own country.” The many expressions of gratitude received by Dr. DAVID KENNEDY from persons in his own vicinity who have received great and lasting benefit from his -FAVORITE REMEDY” proves that the above does not prove infallible. We learn that more of this medicine is sold in this city than of any other similar preparation. We readily recognize the truth of this statement, and now call tq mind many of our prominent citizens who have been cured of various complaints by this medicine, and of whose cases we have made mention in this paper lrom time to time. The “FAVORITE REMEDY” is used to a great extent in Charitable and Reform Institutions, where the inmates suffer so frequently from Kidney and Liver Complaints, also disorders arising from an impure state of the blood. Mrs. M. L. Dare, Matron of the House of Shelter, Albany. N. Y.. informs us that this medicine is used in that institution with excellent results, and that she has used it personally for Indigestion and Biliousness with preat satisfaction. Mrs. Dare is so wed and favorably known in connection with the above institution that we could not cite more excellent authority. The Sisters of the Good Shepherd, I)etr. it, Mien.. willingly add their testimony to the efficacy of the “FAVORITE REMEDY” in cases that have coifie under their personal observation. To the thousands who have used Dr. KENNEDY’S “FAVORITE REMEDY" it is unnecessary to say a word in its praise. To those, however, who have never used it. it is perfectly safe to commend the medicine as one of the very beat proprietary articles now before the public. Dr. DAVID KENNEDY, the proprietor, is one of the most prominent and highly respected residents of HondoUt, where the “FAVORITE REMEDY" is manufactured. Dr KENNEDY has for many years been known as a reputable practicing physician of high standing, and the claims which he makes |n favor of his medicine ’ re, therefore, entitled to consideration. “FAVORITE BEMEDY" has gained a widespread reputation, and the ttet that its ■ale increases yearly is evidence that it meets with popular favor. HAY-FEVER. kUUII lean recommend Ely’s I a IMft l\ O Cream Balm to all Hay-Fe-ver sufferers, it being, in my opinion, founded on experience and a sure cure. AM I was afflicted with Hay- jig| i W 8 Fever for twenty-five years, |E}|| 3jߣpoiQ\Lyr ®EADJ and never before found Fj^/Jp/ER steh H. Haskins, Marsh- mm, / • , dygH CREAM BALM has gained an enviable.reputation wherever known, Wy u USA.I displacing all other prep- _ arations. A particle is ap- II ■\l prifLU plied into each nostril; oo Hlt | “(• F If r n pain; agreeable to use. lift I I sci I lalt Price 50c. by mail or at druggist. Send for circular. ELY BROTHERS, Druggists. Oweco. N. Y. Anillftl .Morphine Habit Cored in 10 IBrlllnV to ’-iOdiiJ"' No par till cared. Ul IVIVI Db. J. Stephens, Lebanon, Ohio. ■■i C| CGDMIIV Taught and Situation- | LLCUnflrn I Furnished. Circulars pp-ze 1 VALESTINR BROS.. Janesville. Wiw. PATENTS Hand-Book FREE. ■ Ml Lll I K. 8. AA. I\ LACEY. ... Patent Att’ys, Washington, p. C. 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