Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 July 1885 — Page 3

A BISHOP ON ROLLER-SKATES.

“ Bishop Huntington on rollerskates !” Mrs. Dewsnap laid the paper on her lap like a wonp>n suddenly overpowered. She was shocked. She removed her spectacles, rubbed them, put them on, looked at the paper in a helpless Way, and, finding no language suitable to the occasion, shook her head. * “ Bishop—Huntington—on—rollerskates! Shocking! I never would have believed it! Why, it seems just as bad as if they’d advertise the apostles at the museum! It wouldn’t be worse, to my mind—not a bit more ridiculous if they’d put St. Paul on a trick-mule in a circus. How can he?— how can any man who has any dignity to support even lend his presence to these expectations? But to get on skate's himself! “Well, well! You may say what you please about my old-fogy ideas when I talk of the depravity of the times, one thing I do know, the world—the religious world— no worltf is growing wiser or better that tolerates or puts confidence in a Bishop on rollerskates “What’s that, John Andrew? You think the woi;ld is growing wiser ! Your faith in Bishop Huntington ain’t shaken by a paragraph in a newspaper! Very well—but when your Bishop gets on roller-skates —I can’t express myself. If the Bishop can go on roller-skates, so can the doctors, and the curates, and the vestrymen, and the choir. A pretty sight that would be—a bishop sailing away head, the curates, vestrymen, congregation, and chorus all following pell mell —rolling, wobbling, old, young, big, little, fat, and lean, some of them tumbling —all to the sound of those horrible bands that split one’s ears ! . - “You think it would, in a manner, illustrate the airy movements of angels ? John Andrew, I am shocked. You can’t be serious. But just think of a man of Bishop Huntington’s presence; a man as refined, as intellectual-looking, with that air of perfect self-command, that elegance —and all that on roller-skates —it’s just too awful to think of. “I can remember the Bishop when he was a young man.. We all predicted wonderful things of him, but nothing more than was fulfilled. He was a handsome young man. When he undertook a thing it was sure to go through—and now to think here he is leading his people right on to rollerskates! Oh*, I see it! You needn’t try to soften it. Isn’t it here before my very eyes—‘Bishop Huntingtori on Boiler-Skates’ ? Now, I’d like to know just what put him on? What new freak is it ? Some of your novel ways of begging money for- missions, instead of honestly paying to the Lord what you can afford to spare. No, but you must get up ice-cream festivals, and fairs, and spend a lot of money on trumpery, and dressing yourself for your bazars! That’s bad enough! You do everything almost but tell fortunes. Now you've gone a step further, and got the Bishop on roller-skates. Don’t speak to me, John Andrew. I’ve never been so shocked in all my life. I’ll never see the Bishop again without fancying him puffing and blowing, and falling, trying to learn roller-skating. A man at his years, too. It’s ridiculous! It’s shameful! It’s sinful! Who can speak of religion, let alone venerate 'a religious teacher, in the same breath with the subject of roller-skating ? Well, well. All the Huntington blood is faded out now. The last speck of it has disappeared. You can’t talk of family and roller-skates in the same hour—you can’t mention promotion in the church. I don’t care if a nfan was made a pope, you -couldn’t talk of it and roller-skating the same day or week. “What is the world coming to, J ohm Andrew? There! see for yourself. Now—read slowly—let me know the worst at pnce— then burn the paper! I nevrir want to see it again. “What! A paper oh the subject. Bead before a meeting. He terms it a dangerous experiment, taking; one class from the streets, and drawing another from safety to dissipation. That’s just for all the world the way I’d expect to hear him talk. To be sure that is the way he’d look at it. It’s absurd to think he would say anything else.; Bishop Huntington is a man who knows the world and its wickedness; a man of’ wonderful discrimination; a man not easily misled, and one that may be trusted to say the proper thing at all times is Bishop Huntington, and any one who would attribute any nonsense or shortcomings to the Bishop doesn’t know him. There —lay the paper on the table—l’ll read it at my leisure, John Andrew.”— Chicago Ledger.

A Camel Race at Dongola.

Pony races and foot races appealed but little tp the native mind, but a camel race, open to all comers, was a matter of the warmest interest to all, both Englishmen and natives. The Mudir himself, who, with a large following, attended the meeting, was most enthusiastic on the subject of this race, apd had entered his best camej for it, his example being followed by the owners of all the best camels in Dongola. The scene at the starting point was quaint in the extreme. Camels were there of every size and hue, bellowing one and all as though in direst agony; some of them bestridden by English soldiers on their red leather saddles, some by officers who preferred the comfor.able Soudan saddle, Some by naked Bischari or Abebdeh, sons of the desert, who, riot unfr&quently, disdaining saddles of any kind, sat perched on the rump of the animal? and guided their beasts by the nostril string alone. Here and there among the crowd were Bashi-Bazouks on slim-necked, slenderlegged animals, rich accouterments showed that their owners found war a paying trade,and town-folk who, perched on their light wooden saddles, their long robes bound closely around their waists, intended, evidently, to make & desperate struggle for victory. At last, profiting by a moment when all the competitors seemed to be in line—a result to obtain which had taken some three-quarters of an hour—the signal was given to go, and the camels started. Then some trotted, some galloped, some toraed themselves round and

round seeking to tie themselves in knots and refusing to ■ move forward, others threw themselves on the ground and rolled their riders oft, and one or two, disengaging themselves from the crowd, started off in a mad break-neck gallop toward the hills, their riders, albeit wild sons of the desert, unable to do more than cling to the beasts for dear, life. Every now and then-oc-curred a terrific collision between two eager competitors, which flung both camels and riders to the ground. As the beasts rounded the turning post the confusion became proportionate to the excitement. Many camels never got round the post at all, but fell to fighting with one another on the far side of it, in which conflict their riders, when natives, soon took part with right good will. Others sought to cheat, diminishing the distance by a hundred yards or so, but these defaulters were promptly “spotted” and hounded off the course by the watchful stewards. The winner was greeted, as he passed the post, by stfch cheers as completely disconcerted the poor brute, and had not his rider warily forestalled him he would have turned back in flight from before the crowd of spectators. The race was a good one, and one of the most interesting features about it was the fact that, although the winning camel was ridden by a native, the English soldiers, whose acquaintance w.th camels dated from but a fortnight, seemed to hold their own very fairly against the natives, who were, so to speak, born and bred camel-riders. As to knowledge of the hribits of the brute and adaptability to a long journey, the superiority of the native is, of course, incontestable; btSt'at this short trial of speed the Englishmen showed themselves not much his inferiors.; — London Times.

Gabriel’s Horn a Duck Trap.

Several years ago Dr. Gimp fell a victim to that nefarious heresy called Second Adventism, which Parson Jock thinks clears a man’s title to a mansion in the insane asylum. Not far from the back of his kitchen he built a platform some twenty feet high and capable of holding his entire family. Here they were to gather and prepare to ascend when Gabriel blew his horn. But Gabriel didn’t come, and Mrs. Gimp dried apples on the platform all summe'. In the fall, Gimp, thinking to help things along, made a big tin horn about ten foot long and four feet across at the big end. He polished the inside of it till it was bright, painted the outside green, and hung it in a big tree over the platform. Gabriel didn’t blow, however, and in the spring, when the wild ducks commenced to fly north, Gimp rigged up a tallow dip, and, pointing the big end of the horn due south, set the lighted dip in the little end. Then he sighted the durn thing till it pointed straight at his back kitchen window. The streak of light that shot out of the big end of that horn looked like an aurora borealis; it was a roarer and no mistake. Presently a lot of ducks came along. Now, there’s been a great deal in the papers about how fast ducks fly. They don’t fly a durn bit faster than drakes and that’s why some people make ducks and drakes of their money. First thing Gimp knew a duck flew into his horn and went like a shot through the kitchen window. The duck was flying so fast that it didn’t burn himself or put out the light, either, but he fell inside with a dull thud. One hundred and thirty-seven ducks went through that horn —nineteen of them canvasbacks. Every time a canvasback would go through the horn would give a loud toot, and Gimp would wake up and screech, “Gabriel, by gum!” Then he’d go into the kitchen and find it was only another duck. You see what made the horn blow was the scraping of the canvas on the ducks’ backs.— -Hoxawottamie Herald.

Cemented with Blood.

The greatest calamity that can befall a confirmed smoker is to have his cherished meerschaum broken, as frequently happens by a fall or other accident. When this happens, the fractured idol is generally taken to a jeweler’s and the dismembered parts rejoined by means of silver bands. This, of course, is expensive, but when was the time that a Yankee could not overcome difficulties of this sort at trifling cost ? A smoker of Biddeford, Me., happened to drop a handsome meerchaum pipe from his knees to the floor, and the stem parted in the middle. His friends immediately expressed their sympathy with him, but the man was not in the least disturbed by the disaster. He simply drew his knife from his pocket, extracted blood from his arm with one of the keen blades, and rubbing the broken ends of the pipe in the fluid placed the’m together, and laid the article on a table to dry. It was a novel experiment, but it is said that it will work successfully every time, and that if a pipe is onrie broken and cemented with blood it will never again part in that place.— Biddeford Journal.

Soup Before Meat.

The stomach will not §o readily digest solid substances when these are taken alone as when they are preceded on the digestive journey by soup. The bread which is eaten with the soup will be converted into dextrin in the mouth, and the essentials of the soup, on reaching the stomach, will apparently supply the little glands of the organ with the power to manufacture the pepsin of the gastric juice in due quantity. It would seem, in truth, as if these glands demanded nourishment and stimulant in their own turn; and the soup, through its containing an abundance of dissolved matters, presents them- with the wherewithal from which to derive the necessary energy.

The Monopolist.

“Nellie, let’s you and I play inventor.” “How shall we do it, Tommy?” “Why, you be the inventor, and go in and get some cookies otat of the box and I’ll be the capitalist and come along and eat them all.” xj“But what wll I get out of it?” . “ Why, Aoa’ll get all the fame. I’ll tell mamma it was you who took the cookies.”— Chicago News. - a .

PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH!

Does a Similar Danger Threaten Every One of UsT How Public Attention la Directed to Personal Perils. [Rochester (N. Y.) correspondence Indianapolis Sen tinal. J “Judge,” said a young lawyer to a very successful senior, “tell me tho secret of your uniform success atthe bar.” “Ah, young man. that secret is a life study, but I will give it to you on condition that you pay all my bills during this session of oourt.” “Agreed, sir,” said the junior. “Evidence, indisputable evidence.” At the end of the month the Judge reminded the young man of his promise. “I recall no such promise.” “Ah, but you made it.” “Your evidence, please?” And the Judge, not having any witnesses, lost a case for once I The man who can produce Indisputable evidence wins public favor. I had an interview yesterday with the most successful of American ad vertisers, whose advertising Is most successful because always backed by evidence. “What styles of advertising do you use?” I asked H. H. Warner, Esq. “Display, reading matter, and paragraphs of testimonials.” “ Have you many testimonials?” In answer he showed me a large cabinet chock-full. “We have enough to fill Boston, New York, Chicago, St. Louis, and Philadelphia morning papers.” * “Do you publish many of them?” “Not a tithe. Wonderful as are those we do publish, we have thousands like them which we cannot use. ‘Why not'? Let me tell you. ‘ Warner’s safe cure' has probably been the most successful medicine for female disorders ever discovered. We have testimonials from lad es of the highest rank, but it would be indelicate to publish them. Likewise many statesmen, lawyers, clergymen, doctors of world-wide fame have been cured, but wo can only refer to such persons in the most guarded terms, as we do in our reading articles.” “Are these reading articles successful?” “When, read they make such an impression that when the ‘evil days’ of ill-health draw nigh they are remembered, and Warner’s safe cure Is used.” “No, sir, it is not necessary now, as at first, to do such constant and extensive advertising. A meritorious medicine sells Itself after its merits are known. We present just such evidence enough to disarm skeptics and to impress the merits of the remedies upon new consumers. We feel it to be our duty to do this. Hence, best to accomplish our mission of healing the sick, we have to use the reading article style. People won't read plain testimonials.” “Yes, sir; thousands admit that had they not learned of Warner’s safe cure through this clever style they would still be ailing and still impoverishing themselves in fees to unsuccessful ‘practitioners.’ It would do your soul good to read the letters o,f thanksgiving ,we get from mothers grateful for the perfect success which attends Warner’s safe cure when used for children, and the surprised gratification with which men and women of older years and impaired vigor testify to the youthful feelings restored to them by the same means., ’ “Are these good effects permanent?” “Of all the cases of kidney, liver, urinary and female diseases we have cured, not two per cent, of them report a return of their disorders. Who else can show such a record?” “What is the secret of Warner's safe cure permanently reaching so many serious disorders?” “I will explain by an illustration; The little town of Plymouth, Pa., has been plaguestricken lor several months because its water supply was carelessly poisoned. The kidneys and liver are sources of physical well-being. If polluted by disease, all the blood becom.es poisoned and every- organ is affected, andAhfe great' danger threatens every one. Who neglects ■to treat himself promptly. I was nearly dead myself of extreme kidney disease, but what is how Warner's safe cure cured me, and I know it is the only remedy in the world that can cure such disorders, for I tried everything else in vain- Cured by it myself, I bought it, and, from a sense of duty, presented it to the world. Only by restoring the kidneys and liver can disease leave the blood and the system.” A celebrated sanitarian physician once said to me: “The secret of the wonderful success of Warner’s safe cure is that it is sovereign over all kidney, liver and urinary diseases, which primarily or secondarily make up the majority of human ailments. Like all great discoveries, it is remarkably simple.” The house of H. H. Warner & Co. stands deservedly high in Rochester, and it is certainly matter of congratulation that merit has been recognized all over the world, and that this success has been unqualifiedly deserved. Pen Point.

Clipping and Slurring Language. There seems no room for doubting that the h disease had its origin in London. Walker speaks of it as specially prevalent in London in his day, and even now it is more common in the pure cockney dialect (the most hateful form of the English dialect in existence) than anywhere in England. Moreover, its prevalence in other places than London is greater or less according as such places are nearer to or farther from the metropolis. This being the case, we are justified in assuming that the disease had at first that form which is characteristic of the faults of language found at great centers of and especially in the chief city of the nation. If you wish to hear French clipped and slurred you should go to Paris, arid German suffers like treatment in Vienna and Berlin. It is the same with English in London. In a great and busy city men shorten their words and as much as possible, being assured that what they say will be understood, because all speak the same language and adopt the same convenient abbreviations. Thus, just as in, Paris cette femme becomes c’te f’me, and Voila ce que e’est becomes Via c’ q’ e’est, so in London City Bank becomes C’ty Ba’k; hali'nenny is abridged first to ha’penny and then to hapny or ’apny. Omnibus is shortened into ’bus; every one in it addresses the conductor as ’ductor; the conductor shortens the cry of all right into ry, announces the threepenny fare as thrippus, and so forth. In fact, it may be laid down as a general proposition that, although a language becomes modified in provincial plages and in colonies, it is only in busy cities, and chiefly in capital cities, that language is modified by clipping and slurring.— Atlantic Monthly.

Resenting an Insult { “You say he called you a donkev ?” “Yes.” ' “What did you do about it?” “Nothing.” ’ - . ' SWell, if a man should call me a donkey I’d kick him with both feet. ” “Certainly, any donkey would naturally do that’” Diluted Venom. Pride, like laudanum arid other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, , though injurious in large, quantities. No man who is not pleased with himself, even in a personal sense, can easily please others.— Luling {Tex.) Wasp.

Parisian Statistics.

Statistics show that more than 500 r 000 Parisians are employed in commerce, trade, and banking operations, while of the artisan class there are considerably more than 1,250,000. The liberal professions seem to occupy but a small proportion of the population. All combined do not amount to 200,000. The great majority are in public service, which employs more than medicine, law, and divinitygcombined. But after the public service it is art which gives employment, and livelihood to the greatest number of Parisians. Fortytwo thousand get their income from this branch of industry. The doctors come after, but a long way after; medicine, in its branches, supports 18,000 — the branches, of course, including chemists and all compounders and venders of medicine. Then comes the law, with 15,000 votaries, from Judges to the crier. Literature figures very low on the list, for, grouped with science and journalism, it gives employment to only 11,000 people; while all the clergy of all the persuasions amount to but half that number. Ou the whole, Paris would seem to be more industrious, more artistic, less literary, and less religious than the ordinary visitor would suppose; while the proportion in which the working class exceeds those who live on their own income is remarkable, as Paris is the recognized center of expenditure and extravagance for all France. —-—.—. .’

A. Sad Death.

In Philadelphia recently, at a Coroner’s inquest over the body of a child, the jury returned a verdict that death was caused by the administration of a patent cough syrup, containing morphia. Dr. Sam’l K. Cox, of Washington, states that not one cough medicine in ten is free from this objection. After careful analyses and practical tests, he indorses Red Star Cough Cure as being purely vegetable, absolutely free from opiates, poisons, and narcotics. He regards it as a most happy and valuable discovery.

Dutch Copies of Chinese Porcelains.

Toward the end of the seventeenth century the potters of Bouen and of Delft found it necessary to protect themselves against the Oriental invasion which at that time threatened extinction to their trade, and could think of nothing better than to copy as well as they might the Chinese designs and manner of working. In this way they gained a degree of skill that many of them afterward used in turning the more slightly decorated Chinese porce* lains among the constantly increasing importations into something like the more richly decorated and therefore costlier ones. At first their object in doing this may have been to experiment on the hard Chinese paste before trying the same colors on the soft false porcelain that had already been invented in France; but their attempts were not long confined, if they ever were, to this justifiable end. There soon grew up a new industry, which had for its purpose to enrich, to suit the taste of purchasers, those pieces of Chinese ware of which the decoration was considered too simple. In the presence of a collection of veritable Chinese works of high class it is easy to detect the halting and heavy touch, the pale coloring tending to brown and purple, and the predilection for rounded forms and effects of, aerial perspective of the European artist.—!?. Iliordan, in Harper's Magazine.

Bill Nye at a Military Banquet.

lam not much of a military man; I once undertook to hold a claim in the North Park, but a bitterness sprang up between myself and the Indians, and-1 lost my front hair. Cholera, chief of the Utes, came to the Boomerang mine one day and said be would give me two sleeps to get. away in. I didn’t want any difficulty with him, and I thought one sleep was rinough, and so I hurried right away. I said to him: “Noble warrior of the knock-kneed .Utes, take my mine, you can have it, it’s already salted; it will keep through the hot weather all right. Help yourself to anything you can find; take my grub, take my whisky; drink yourself into a premature grave at my expense, fire up with my nitro-glycerine and drop on yourself.” And then I got out.

A Tonic in the True Sense of the Word.

Not all medicinal preparations called tonics are such. A mere stimulant of appetite, which gives a simple “fillip to Nature” —which removes no obstacle to her processes In the human system, is in no true sense a tonic; Hostetter’s Stomach -Bitters not only far transcends In purity the ordinary unmedicated stimulants of commerce, the cheap local bitters, and eye-openers vended as tonics, but where they are powerless to do more than impart a temporary stimulus to appetite, the Bitters restores digestion, remedies biliousness and insures regularity in the habit of body. It is, therefore, a tonic in the true sense of the word, for does it not renew harmony of tone in the roost important functions of the body, where all before was discordant, feeble, and inharmonious? Besides this, its-invigorating and reizulating effects constitute it the best possible safeguard against malarial diseases. It conquers rheumatism, kidney complaints, and nervousness.

Could Faint for Himself.

Two cronies were walking together along the streets of a Scottish town rather early in the day. They were in search of their morning dram, but were without the means to procure it. As they passed a public house one of them suddenly fell down on the pavement in a faint, whereupon his companion rushed into the convenient barroom shouting for help. Of course, a glass of brandy was immediately procured for the unconscious man, and as his comrade knelt in the act of administering the grateful cordial he whispered to his patient to leave a little in the glass for him. “Ah, na.” said the now reviving man, after he had drained the glass to the last drop; e can faint for yer sei’!”

Rupture, Breach or Hernia

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“Consnmption Cure”

would be a truthful name to give to Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery, tho most efficacious medicine yet discovered for arresting the early development of pulmonary disease. But “consumption cure” would nht sufficiently indicate tho scope of its influence and usefulness. In all the tunny dis. eases which spring from a derangement of the liver and blood, tho “Discovery” is a safe and sure specific. Of ail druggists.

r Notwithstanding the fact that “one good turn deserves another,” It Is not advisable to turn a collar more than three times. „ How often is the light of the household clouded by signs of melancholy or irritability on the part of the ladies. Yet they arte not to be blamed, tor they are the result of ailments peculiar to that sex, which men know not df. But the cause may be remove.! and joy restored by the use of Dr. Pierce's “Favorite Prescription,” which, as a tonic and noivine for debilitated women, Is certain, safe and pleasant. It is beyond all compare the great healer of women. Evert man may have a price, but every other man can not pay It.— Whitehall Tim s.

Important.

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“Put up" at the Gault House.

The business man or, tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of $2 and $2.50 per day at tho Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located In the center of the city, only one block from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments first-class. ~ ~ Hoyt & Gates. Proprietors. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, Or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. People who desire to preserve their health should bo exceedingly careful about their diet, at this season, and at no time should they be without a supply of Perry Davis’ Pain Kieler. It is used externally and internally.

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