Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1885 — Bailroad Item. [ARTICLE]

Bailroad Item.

“Can you tell me the names of the railroad lines in Texas?” asked a Dallas teacher of a pupil who was the son of a member of the Legislature. “I dunno,” was the reply. “On what does your father travel when he goes from here to attend the sessions of the Legislature?” “On a free pans.”— Texas Siftings.