Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1885 — Brown’s Little Joke. [ARTICLE]

Brown’s Little Joke.

“Why, Brown, how short yofir coat is,” said Jones one day to his friend Brown, who wittily replied: “Yes; but it will be long enough before I get another.” Some men spend so much for medicines that neither hear nor help them, that new clothes is with them like angels’ visits—few and far between. Internal fevers, weakness of the lungs, shortness of breath and lingering coughs, soon yield to tho magic influence of that royal remedy, Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery.” “Haven’t you finished scaling the fish yet, Sam?” “No, master; ’tis a very large one.” “ Why, you have had time to scale a mountain.”