Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 June 1885 — Judge Gresham’s Two Lines of Advice. [ARTICLE]

Judge Gresham’s Two Lines of Advice.

When Judge Gresham was at the head of the Postoffice Department a 'gullible youth who mailed a dollar to a lottery concern had it returned to him from the Dead Letter Office. Qn the envelope containing it was the following indorsement in the Postmaster General’s handwriting: “Young man, the advice, of the postoffice is, if you earn your money, keep it"—jVew York Tribune. , ~ Consolation: there is said to be something consoling for every ill in this life. For instance, if a man is baldheaded, his wife can’t pull his hair. When a young lady hems hankerchiefs fduw’fich bachelor, she probably sews in order that she may reap.