Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 May 1885 — He Explains. [ARTICLE]

He Explains.

“Why is it the sophs and freshmen never meet on the college green without fighting?” “Because there’s always a storm before the campus,” he replied, and she immediately thereafter knew he used rose pomatum on the seventeen hairs comprising his moustache.— Pittsburgh, Chronictb.