Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 May 1885 — An Agreement. [ARTICLE]

An Agreement.

“I am tired of life,” said a young fellow. “I have met with nothing but continued disappointments, and I can see no use in prolonged existence.”— “I don’t see why you should live,” rejoined an acquaintance. “I don’t know that you have ever done any good in the world, and can't see why you want to live.” “What!” exclaimed the disheartened man, who had expected sympathy. “Don’t see why I should live ? Confound your ugly picture, I’ve got as much right to live as you have.” There are times when it will not d» to agree with a friend. —Arkansaw Traveler. Fakir—Don’t yer vant to buy somedings? Dude No, I’ve got everything I need. Fakir—Don’t yer vant to puy a fine razor ? Dude—l never shave myself. Fakir—Put maybe yon vants to commit suicide some of dose days. —Texas Siftings.