Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 May 1885 — He Took the Situation. [ARTICLE]

He Took the Situation.

“I want a man not too scrupulous,” observed the, pension agent. “But he must be sharp and shrewd. He must catch every one and never be caught. I would pay such a man big wages.” “Do you remember that charming Miss Jones,” replied the applicant, “who had SIOO,OOO in her own name and was the loveliest girl in the city last season ?” “Yes, but what of her.” “I married her?” He was engaged at once. —New York Graphic. ~ , " ’