Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 May 1885 — Artistic Paintings. [ARTICLE]

Artistic Paintings.

Mr. Bashful—“My daughter is making surprising progress as an amateur artist. She recently painted a landscape which was so real that the lowing of the cattle could be heard distinctly.” > Mr. Hashful—“Pretty good; but my daughter Sal kin beat that.” Mr. B.—“ What! has your daughter been developing as an embryonic artist?” Mr. H.—“l don’t know ez she hes bin doin’ that, but she painted a pictur of a green cow cumber so nateral that it give the hull family the cholera morbus.”—Newman Independent. No friends are more inseparable, than hard-heartedness and pride, humility and love, lies and impudence.