Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 April 1885 — She’d Burn, Anyhow. [ARTICLE]

She’d Burn, Anyhow.

The real true-blue orthodoxy seems to get hold of some of the little folks with a fascinating sort of grip. Heaven and the “other place” are related to them. Said Johnnie the other day, as he picked up his sister’s doll and looked at it earnestly: “I’ll kill you, and then you’ll go to ——* “Johnnie, Johnnie I” said his mother, “that’s very wicked. You shouldn’t send the doll to the bad place.” “She’s chuck-full o’ cotton, and she’d burn, anyhow.” It is claimed that Free Masonry was originated by King Solomon. The number of wives he had to support made female society somewhat monotonous with him, no doubt, and we presume the poor man was obliged to invent something that would give him a chance to get outocca sionally and have a little fun with the boys. * • * Nebvoub debility, premature decline of power in either sex, speedily and permanently cured. Large book, three letter stamps. Consultation free. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. A man's domestic relations do not bother him half so much as the relations of his domestic.— The Rambler.