Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 April 1885 — Johnnie’s Idea. [ARTICLE]

Johnnie’s Idea.

“Mamma, will my shoes so to heaven?” “Why, no, Johnny; what put such a ridiculous thought into your head?” “Oh, nothing; only you said last night that everything that has a soul goes to heaven if they are good, and my shoes have soles, and tliey are good I” When Johnnie’s ma got through with him he thonght her slipper also had a good sole.— Washington Hatchet.