Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1885 — PLAYING EUCHRE WITH LADIES. [ARTICLE]

PLAYING EUCHRE WITH LADIES.

“Whose play is it?” “Who took that trick?” “What’s trumps—what was led ?” “Did I take that?” “Is it my play?” “That’s the left bower, ain’t it?” 1 “Is that mine?” “Ain’t you got a club ?” “What’s trumps?” “Whose deal is it?” - “Did you say you saw Miss Wilson on the street yesterday?” “Yes, and she was looking splendid.” “Why, I thought the doctors had given her up, and said there was no help for her.” “So they did. But somebody advised her to try Hops and Malt Bitters, and she took three bottles, and is in better health than she hasLeen for three years.” “I’m so surprised. ” “Oh! Are you all “There! We have euchred them. “Count two, quick.”

"She tried bar prentiee hand on nun, And then she formed tee lassies, Or ‘‘Whaf is woman’s worth/” asked a fair | damsel or a crusty old (taebo or. He did not know, so she said: “W. O. man” (double you, | O, man). But a woman feels worth little if ' disease has invaded her system and is daily : sapping her strength. For all feraal* weaknesses, Dr. R. V. Pierce's “Favorite Prescrip-! tion” stands unrivaled. It cures the complaint and builds up the system. ‘Bend two letter stamps for pamphlet to World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, X. Y. Isn’t It queer a white man always feels blue after painting the town red? r « Use the great specific for “cold in head" and catarrh—Dr. Sago’s Catarrh Hemedy. Whkkmng, W. Ya., must be a great place for carriage smiths. This is the remark of a wag-on the subject.— Bouton Star.