Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 April 1885 — He Was Reassured. [ARTICLE]

He Was Reassured.

“Does the shining steel blade which I hold in my hand cause excruciating pain ?” inquired an Oil City barber. “What?’ ' . “I asked if the razor hurt you.” “Id it a razor ?" “Of course it is. Why?” ,> “I thought it was a saw, but if yon are sure it is a razor, go ahead.” — Oil City Blizzard.