Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 April 1885 — Page 7

He Was Satisfied.

“Hello, Timberlick, old fellow; how d’ye do?” said one wealthy business man to another yesterday, as they met nearthe postoffice. “I’LL declare, old, boy, I haven’t seen you for I don’t know when. How’s times, and what’s the news? How’s the family?" „ “Hunky, Bosler; hunky I" replied the other, putting out his note book to make a memorandum. “Glad to see you; how goes it yourself? Was think* ing of you to-day, tad told the wife to 'be sure and book you for the wedding. You’ll come, of course; no excuses from old friends, you know, You see, my daughter—the oldest one, of course —is to be married next month.” “What! You don’t say! The deuce! Why, that little thing! Come, she’s a mere chit; but then I suppose she’s grown since 1 saw her. These little shavers do climb up wonderful quick. But tell me—who’s the lucky man?” he inquired, as he tore open a telegram with which a boy had just dashed up. “Young Quertly; old Anson’s boy. Guess you knew the old man, didn’t you? Solid as ice;” and out came the Sencil to write a message on the top of is hat, which he handed to the boy. “Can’t say as I did; don’t remember. But the boy; all right, I suppose. Respectable, is he, and all that?” and down goes a memorandum in his notebook. “Respectable! Well, I shouldshudder! Why, man alive, Bosler, that boy’s daddy came to Chicago poor as pizen, and failed three times inside of five years I Talk about respectability; where’d you and I ” “Yes, yes; I know; that’s all right, but it’s best to be on the safe side in these marriage deals, and I didn’t know but—“Of course you didn’t—to be sure not—but* I’ve looked up the whole business, and I tell you the old man was a regular gem. Yes, sir, the pure grit, and no mistake. Why, bless your old heart, man, at the time of the Chicago fire he was just cleaned clear out; lost every dollar—couldn’t raise enough to get shaved. Clear down; floored entirely, and wiped right out—slick and clean—downed, but not discour--5 aged. Oh, I tell you he was a stayer, the old man was. Respectable! What more can a parent ask?” and down went a few hieroglyphics in his book that meant to sell something short or buy something long, nobody but him“To be sure, Timber lick, certainly,” said Bosler, pocketing his own book, which had just been in use. “ That’s all mighty gratifying, of course, but"—'—B ’ : ■- - * “I’m coming to it—why, man, you don’t know half! In the corner of ’BO he lost nearly a million and never winked, and then again, in the last corn squeeze, he ” “ Hold on, Timberlick; hold'on—not another word! I’m satisfied, more than satisfied. Great guns! but he was a regular old topaz, wasn’t he? Let me congratulate you. Your daughter' has indeed made a great strike—a wonderful great strike! The dear girl ! Give her my love, and tell her I’ll be there without fail.”—Chicago Ledger.

The Tailors Did Not Like It.

In 1767 Foote had produced a burlesque, the author of which has never been discovered, entitled “The Tailors; tc Tragedy for Warm Weather.” Dowton announced the revival of this piece for his benefit. As the title implies, it was a satire upon the sartorial craft, and upon the bills being issued an indignation meeting was convened among the knights of the needle, who vowed to oppose the performance by might and main. Menacing letters were sent to Dowton telling him that 17,000 tailors would attend to hiss the piece, and one who signed himself “Death” added that 10,000 more could be found if necessary. These threats were laughed at by the actors; but when night came it was discovered that the craft were in earnest, and that, with few exceptions, they had contrived to secure every seat in the house, while a mob outside still squeezed for admission. The moment Dowton appeared upon the stage there rose a hideous uproar, and some one threw a pair of shears at him. Not a word would the rioters listen to, nor would they accept any compromise in the way of changing the piece. Within howled and hissed without intermission hundreds of exasperated tailors; outside howled and bellowed thousands of raging tailors, who attempted to storm the house. So formidable did the riot wax that a magistrate had to be sent for tad constables called out, but these were helpless against overwhelming odds, so’ a troop of Life Guards was ultimately summoned, who after making sixteen prisoners put the rest to flight.—Belgrama.

The Church of England.

The -wealth of the Church of England in worldly, not spiritual, goods is just now receiving considerable attention, but speculation has not much upon which to base itself, for the reason that no one knows precisely what its income is, except ' the two Archbishops, and they, probably wisely, keep the. knowledge securely t® themselves. Some of the most valuable property in England belongs to the chuYch, which has held it ever since it was taken away from the Roman Catholics by Henry VEH. and bestowed upon the newly created lEishops to make their fealty sure. The Archbishop of Canterbury, the primate of ail England, has an annual income; of $75,000, in addition to Lambeth Palace, his London or city residence. The Archbishop ■of York, the primate of England, receives $50,000 a year, besides two residences and a large household of -officials. The tithes of some of the other Bishops are: London, $50,000; Durham, $35,000; Winchester, $35,000; Ely, $27,500; and Bath, Lincoln, Oxford, Salisbury, and Worcester, $25,000 each. The Bishop of Sodon and Man, who has neither cathedral nor dean, gets $lO,000 a year for doing nothing.—American Register. According to Ruskin, an educated man ought to know these things: First, where hajs —that is to say, what sort ©fa world he has got into; how large it

is; what kind of creatures live in it, and how; what it is made of, and what may be made of it. Secondly, where he is going—that is to say, what chances or reports there are of any other world besides this; what seems to be the nature of that other world. Thirdly, what he had best do under the circumstances—that is to say, what kinds of faculties he possesses; what are the present state and wants of mankind;, what is his place in society; and what are the readiest means in his power of attaining happiness and diffusing it. The man who knows these things, and who has his will so subdued in the learning of them that he is ready to do what he knows he ought, is an educated man; and the man who knows them not is uneducated, though he could talk all the tongues of Babel.

A Veteran’s Reminiscences.

“I was in Washington in 1812; and while visiting over in Alexandria in that year I saw the first troops called out to fight the British as they entered Washington to be armed. I remember it as well as if it had been yesterday." The speaker, CoL S. D. Betton, of Cuthbert, Ga., is 79 years old and is still hale and hearty, as spry as a boy of 20. “I went with Lafayette to France in 1825,” continued the old gentleman. “How well I remember it. We sailed in the frigate Brandywine from the mouth of the Potomac River, Sept. 11, 1825. There were forty-two officers on board, and I can tell you their names and their fate —what became of each of them. Oh, we had a big time then. “In riding on horseback from Milledgeville, Ga., to Hartford, Conn., once I traveled sixty miles in one day and stopped at a big wedding where we danced all night, I went to school in Milledgeville in 1817' with 168 boys and girls, and of that number only three are living to-day.” Col. Betton was an officer in the United States navy some fifty odd years ago. He is a wonderfully well preserved old gentleman. He says: “I never had any pains at all. I am perfectly well, and have worked like a slave all the year.” And with that he held up his hands to show that they had become horny from work. He is just as jolly and full of fun as any boy, and bids fair to live to be 100 years old. — Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.

The Fate of a Fanny Man.

“Cold weather,” said the sly old cockroach, rubbing his hanfls as he entered the office. “How’s paste ?” “What do I know about paste?” indignantly exclaimed the phony man. “Beg pardon. No harm indeed. I didn’t know but you might have a kite, though I know you never use it by* the look of what you write. By the way, you didn’t know the funny man who was here afore you?” “No. What became of him?” “Popular preacher out West.” “ “Preacher!” “Yes. He wrote the funniest joke of his life. All the religious journals copied it, and it was printed in the Sunday-school papers. Gentleman in Sewickley had it read at the grave of his mother-in-law. The preachers up in Tarentum used it while passing the contribution box. Smart fellow, that funny man. He saw his opening, went West, became great brimstone preacher, and married a plumber’s widow. There’s a tip for you !” And the old cockroach winked viciously and said he’d go down Fifth avenue and get some paste. He had been drinking.— Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.

Church Statistics.

The following table gives the membership of the different churches according to the most reliable authorities. The Boman Catholic Church claims to have 6,370,858 adherants in this country, but their actual church membership is not reported: Adventists, including three sects 89,333 Baptists, including five 5ect5..2,269,431 Congregationalists 383,685 Disciples of Christ 567,448 Dunkards 90,000 Episcopal, including Ref. Episcopal.... 363,049 Evangelicals 144,000 Friends, or Quakers 67,643 Jews 13,653 Lutherans 684,570 Methodists, including the M. E. Church, South, the Colored Church, Free MethOdlßtß, etC. . . .vr;vrr-. .. 2,736,594 Moravians 16,112 Mormons 110,377 Pres byterians, including several branches of the Church.. . 891.458 Reformed Chnrch 233,659 Shakers and other communities 5,238 Swedenborgians'. 4,734 Unitarians 17,960 United Brethren 155.437 Universalists .... 26,238 Winebrennerians 20,224 —lnter Ocean.

Artificial Cheese.

Artificial cheese, made of one part oleomargarine and two parts skimmed milk, mixed to the consistency of cream, and subjected to the usual processes of manufacturing the general article, is the latest edible commodity contributed by Germany to the world.. The cheese of the fatherland, however, is generally of too high a flavor for the uncultivated taste of foreigners, and the probability is that the new variety, by reason of its constituents, will attain the most exalted rank in both taste and smell.— New York Commercial Advertiser.

It Will Come Some Day.

We pity the man who has had no boyhood—who never “busted” crackers, blew up cats, fought roosters, shot rockets, fought with Roman candles and played with fire-balls. We are sorry, also, for the community he lives in. The time must come when that man will try to be a boy, and the town won’t hold. him.— Macon ,(Ga.) Telegraph. ~ 1 '. ■

Not a Proper Present.

“What shall I give the children. I want to make them a handsome present, you know,” said a railway magnate. “Why don’t you give them some of the stock in -your road ?” suggested his wife. “What are you thinking of?” cried the man, in amazement. “Do you want to drown the children?”— Boston Transcript. Man is never quite satisfied with his condition. There is something within Kim that spurs him to renewed exertion whenever the goal of one hope is gained and another looms in view; but when he beats a sharper in ahorse trade the bird of content is fluttering near him.

SHY OF POISON.

[From the Washington Daily Post.] For many years physicians have been much exercised over the use of drugs and medicines . containing opiates or poisons. Opium smoking by the Chinese and the introduction of the habit into America is an evil which has been sought to be remedied, and the police of Philadelphia have recently made successful raids on opium “joints” and arrested the proprietors. A more insidious form of poison than this, however, and one which largely affects not only the health but the lives of children, is that which oomes in the form of popular medicines. Nine out of ten of these, itis known, contain narcotics or deadly metallic oxides. The difficulty, however, has been to find a substitute for such things which would be purely vegetable, and at the same time effects prompt cure. That such a discovery had been made was announced recently, and Dr. 0. Grothe, chemist to the Brooklyn Board of Health, and a graduate of the University of Kiel, Germany, publicly certified that he had analyzed the remedy and found it free from narcotics, opiates or injurious metallic oxides, and a harmless and happy combination, which will prove highly effective. Hearing that Dr, Samuel K. Cox, a graduate of Yale, and expert analytical chemist of this city, had also analyzed the remedy In question and given public testimony as to its purity and efficacy, a reporter of the Pont was told by him that he had given such a certificate, and that lie believed the remedy marked a new stage in the treatment of throat and lung diseases. He knew also that many public men in Washington had given the remedy a trial, and felt confident if they were called upon that they would cheerfully indorse it. One of them was Hon. J. C. 8. Blackburn, Senator elect from Kentucky. Mr. Blackburn, on being approached, said he had used the remedy with marked effect and found great benefit, especially during his occupancy of tbe Speaker’s chair. It had removed all-irritation from bls throat and relieved a cough which had troubled him much. U, Senator Gorman, of Maryland, said that he firmly believed in the remedy, which he had personally tested. Congressmen J. H. Bagley, Jr., of New York; Wm. Mutchler, of Pennsylvania; J. H. Brewer, of New Jersey; Hart B. Holton, of Maryland, and J. P. Leedom, Esq., of Ohio, Sergeant-at-Arms of the House of Representatives, were emphatic in their Indorsement of the remedy. Messrs. Ed A. Clark, Architect of Public Buildings; E. A. Carman, Acting commissioner of the Agricultural Department; Thomas S. Miller, chief clerk in the Surgeon General’s Department; H. E. Weaver, ex-Congressman from. Mississippi, and now chief of the collecting division, in the General Postoffice; J. H. Gravenstine, head of the labor division in the same department, and F. B. Conger, City Postmaster, and son of Senator Conger, of Michigan, all pronounced it a valuable discovery, and had found its effects not only soothing, but lasting. The remedy in question is Bed Star Cough Cure. It~te~free~ from opiates or poisons, and is purely vegetable. A physician who stands in close relation to the Board of Health of the District of Columbia said that there are two things which seriously affect the health of the people,—impure water and impute drugs, and therefore the benefits of a discovery like Red Star Cough Cure can not be over-estimated. Thousands of children die annually from the use of cough and soothing syrups containing opiates or poisons, and even adults are exposed to the danger of blood-poisoning from such a cause. In view of these facts, members of Boards of Health in various cities; public men of Maryland, from the Governor down, and leading practicing physicians throughout that State have Over their own Signatures testified that Red Star Cough Cure can not fail to be a boon to the suffering and afflicted. The reporter’s investigations were thorough and unprejudiced, and the testimony obtained, judging from Its character, can not be gainsaid.

A Ductor’s Diary.

A pocket diary picked up in the streets of a neighboring city would seem to indicate, from the following choice extracts, that the owner was a medical man: ■ ■ “Kase 230. Mary An Perkins, Bisues, washwoman. Sickness in her hed. Fisik some blue pls, a soaperifik; age 52. Ped me one dollar, 1 kuarter bogus. Mind get good kuarter and mak her tak me fisik. “Kase 231. Tummes Krink; Bisnes, Nirishman. Lives with Pady Molony what keeps a dray—Sikness digg in ribs and tow blak eyes. Fisik to drink my mixter twict a day of sasiperily beer and jellop, and fish ile, with asifedity to make it taste fisiky. Bubed his face with kart grese liniment, aged 39 years of age. Drinked the mixter and wuddent pay me bekase it tasted nasty, but the mixter’H work his innards I reckon. “Kase 232. Old Misses Boggs. Aint° got no bisnes, but has plenty of money. Sikness all a humbug. Gav her sum of my celebrated .“Dipseflorikefi,” which she sed she drank like cold tea — which it was too. Must put sumthing in it to make her feel sik and bad. The Old Woman has got theroks.”—Sanitarian.

Indigestion’s Martyrs.

Half the diseases of the human family spring from a disordered stomach, and may be prevented by invigorating and toninx that abused and neglected organ with Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters Let it be borne in mind that the liver, the kidneys, the intestines, the muscles, the ligaments, the bones, the nerves, the integuments are all renewed and nourished by the blood, and that the digestive organs are the grand alembic in which the materials of the vital fluid are prepared. When the stomach fails to provide healthful nourishment for its dependencies they necessarily suffer, and the ultimate result, if the evil is hot arrested, will be chronic and probably fatal disease somewhere. It may be developed in the kidneys in the form of diabetes, in the liver as congestion, in the muscles as rheumatism, in the nerves as paralysis, in the integuments as scrofula. Remember, however, that each and all of these consequences of indigestion may be prevented by the timely and regular use of that sovereign antidote to dyspepsia, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. The prettiest of literary anecdotes has been related by Wilhelm Grimm, one of the pair of famous story-tellers. Ope day a little girl rang their bell and met him in the hall with the words, “Are you the Mr. Grimm who writes the pretty tales?” “Yes, I and my brother.” “And that of the clever little tailor who married the princess'?” “Yes, certainly.” “Well,” said the child, producing the book, “it is said here that every one who doesn’t believe it must pay him a thaler. ; ’Now, I don't believe that a princess ever married a tailor. I haven’t so much as a thaler, but here is a groschen; and please say I hope to pay the rest by degrees.” Just then Jacob came up, and the brothers had an interesting interview with the little dame; but they could not persuade her to take away the groschen which she had laid on the table. Above all other earthly ilia, I hate the big, old-fashioned pills; By slow degrees they downward wend. And often pause, or upward tend; ’ With such discomfort are they fraught, Their good effects amount to naught. Now, Dr. Pierce prepares a pill That just exactly fills the bill—,A Pellet, rather, that is all— A Pleasant Purgative, and mwtll; Just try them as you feel their need, ’ You’ll find that I speak truth, indeed.

Not a Trace.

J>r. D. F. Penington, D. D. 8., 536 West’ Fayette street, Baltimore. Maryland, states that he has personally need the Bed Star Cough Cure and in his family, and has found it a prompt and sure remedy for coughs and colds. No bad results of other cough remedies. Not a trace of opium or morphia., ' ' ■ ,

Noah Brashears.

Noah Brashears, a schoolmaster at Washington during the John Quincy Adams administration, created a deal of sport ode winter by contributing a series of papers to a flash paper known as the True Blue. They purported to be from “Jo Splitlog, of Washington, to Bill Bumpkin, away down in Chickamuxen,” giving an amusing account, in the style of a later day of Doepticks and the late Artemus Ward, of the gossip and scan, mag- of the metropolis at that date. These letters purported to be written at the “Goose Tavern,” a well-known hostlery, formerly known as the “Swan,” at the corner of Seventh and E streets, kept for a number of years by Mr. Hendey, a popular Soniface of the time. He also published a small volume of poems, in which he facetiously lampooned a number of wellknown characters of the day.— Ben : Perley Poore, in the Boston Budget. There is said to be no profanity in Japan. This makes it clear that old John Robinson’s circus has not yet struck that empire.

The Morning Dress.

Itis said that a lady's standing-in society can easily be determined by her dress at the breakfast-table; an expensive, showy costume indicating that the wearer has not yet learned the proprieties. But no one need be afraid of being called “shoddy” if her loveliness is as apparent by daylight as at the hops. Perfect beauty is never the attendant of disease; above all, of those diseases peculiar to women, and which find a ready cure in Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription.” Price reduced to 31. By druggists.

Though barbers, like other men, can only vote once, they spend a great deal of time around the polls. The “old reliable”—Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. Mint statistics—the number of juleps dispensed by the bartender.— Boston Star. Important When you vlsi.t or leave New York City, save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grana Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms fitted np at a cost of one million dollars, reduced to 31 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cabs, stage, and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union than at any first-class hotel in the city. A shoe manufacturing company is not a soleless corporation.-— Merchant Traveler. Horsford’s Acid Phosphate, AS AN APPETIZER. Dr. Morris Gibbs, Howard City, Mich., says: “I am greatly pleased with it as a tonic; it is an agreeable and good appetizer.” A roller-skate is a nice skate, but an ice skate is not a roller-skate. Free Homes. The attention of those desiring homes in the richest and most fertile section of the Great Northwest is called to the unlimited advantages offered in “Free Homes for the Million,” on the great Elkhorn Valley line of railroad in North Nebraska. The best free Government land now available is found in that section of country, and everybody who has an idea of “going West” this spring should investigate the advantages there offered to new settlers. Round-trip Land Exploring tickets to Valentine, Neb., via the Chicago and Northwestern and Elkhorn Valley lines are on sale at very low prices at all coupon railroad stations. For additional information write to R. S. Hair, General Passenger Agent Chicago and Northwestern B. R., Chicago, HL, or J. R. Buchanan, General Passenger Agent Fremont, Elkhorn and Missouri Valley R. R., Missouri Valley, lowa. It Will Cost You Nothing. “For what?” For a medical opinion in your case, if you are suffering from any chronic disease which your physican has failed to relieve or cure. “From whom?” From Drs. Starkey & Palen, 1109 Girard st., Philadelphia, dispensers of the Vitalizing Treatment by Compound Oxygen which is attracting wide attention, and by which most cures in desperate chronic cases are being made. Write and ask them to furnish such information in regard to their treatment as will enable you to get an intelligent idea of its nature and action. For Throat Diseases and Coughs. Brown’s Bronchial Troches, like all really good things, are frequently imitated. The genuine are sold only in boxes. Don’t be discouraged because you have tried fifty remedies for that neuralgia of yours, and failed to find relief. Athlopboros never fails. It cured A. B. Baker, of 365 West Harrison street, Chicago, and his wife, of the most severe cases of long standing. Price, $1 per bottle. If your druggist hasn’t it, send to Athlopboros Co., 112 Wail street, N. Y. If you want a bright looking face and a skin rosy and clear, use Beeson’s Sulphur Soap; all trace of disease will disappear. •arPrice, 25 cents by Druggists, or by mail of Wm. Dreydoppel, Philadelphia, Pa. See Lumber Advertisement of Geo. Woodley in another column. He is reliable and responsible.

Re o Star 4 MARK «ta> > IDUGHfURE free from Opiates, Emetics and, Poisons. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Caaghs. 8«n Throat, Hoarsen ra l, Influenza, * Colds. Brunehltta, Croup, Whooping Cough, Asthma, Quinsy, Palaa la Cheat, and other •ffecUon, of the Throat and Luaga. Price 50 cents a bottle. Sold by Druggists and Dealers. Parties unable to induce their dealer to promptly gefit for them will ra-eice two bottles,£xpress charges paid, bp tending one dollar to - TUX CHARLES A. VOCXLXK cowan, Bole OW&er* *nd lUuafacturere, BaHlewe, MarytaaN, V. B. A* I EARN TELEGRAPHY wages. VALENTINE BBQS-Janesville. Wis. Vl lUIH Da. J. STBrnsnsa. Lebanon. Ohio. A GERMAN SILVER Charm, with your name and address on, sent postpaid for Sc. Send postal note Or stamps. Address John H. Strong. Brookville, Pa. PAFER FOB BHICKMAKERf| Box 1462. ... Pittsburgh. Pa. W .

DR. JOHN BULL’S Smitli'sToiiiiiSynij FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AID ILL MALARIAL DISEASES The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly claims tor it a superiority over all remedies ever offered to the public for the SAFK, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and FEBMANENT cure of Ague and Fever, or ChUls and Fever, whether of short or long standing. He refers to the entire Western and Southern country to bear him testimony to the troth of the assertion that in no case whatever will it fail to cure if the directions are striotly followed and carried out. In a groat many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with a perfect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, and in every ease more certain to cure, if its use is continued in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long-standing cases. Usually this medioine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Should the patient, however, require a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonio, a single dose of BULL’S VEGETABLE FAMILY PILLS will be sufficient. - ~ BULL’S SARSAPARILLA is the old and reliable remedy for impurities of the blood and Scrofulous affections—the King of Blood Purifiers. DR. JOHN BULL’S VEGETABLE WORM DESTBOYEB is prepared in the form of candy drops, attractive to the sight and pleasant to the taste. DB. JOHN BTTX.X.'B SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER, "The Popular Remedies of the Day. Prlaelpal Office, 831 Mala St., LOUISVILLE. KT. CR E aVkNCAIAR|H Cleanses the Head. Allays inflammation. Heals the Sores. Restores the Senses of Tjtl Taste, Smell, Hearing. *YERjygg A POSITIVE CURE. CREAM BALM has gained an enviable rep- HgTOwk' V utation wherever known, U3A. I displacing all other prep- ; ~~~ orations. A particle is ap- II ■ls plied into each nostril; no MftV■• !■ Ws° K pain; agreeable to use. Ilnl I ■■■■■lt Price 50c. by mail orst druggist. Send for circular. ELY BROTHKRH, Druggists. Oweco. N. Y.

Common Sense Advice He Who Becomes a Treasurer of Money for Another Is Responsible for a Safe Return. How much more responsible Is he who has in charge the health ana life of a human being. We have considered well the responsibility, and in preparing our ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM, which for twenty-five years has been favorably known as one of the best and purest remedies for all Throat and Lung Diseases, we are particular to use nothing but' the best ingredients. NO OPIUM in any form entera its composition. It is to your interest to stand by the old and tried remedy, ALLEN’S LUNG BALSAM, and see that a bottle is always kept on hand for immediate use. READ THE FOLLO WING NEW EVIDENCE: Addison. Pa., April 7,1883. I took a violent cold and it settled on my lubes, so much so that at times I spit blood. ALLEN'B LUNG BALSAM was recommended to me as a good remedy. I took it, and am now sound and well. Yours respectfully, A. J. HILEMAN. Addison, Pa.. April, 1883. A. J. COLBOM, Esq., Editor of the S'.merut JTmtld, writes: I can recommend ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM as being the best remedy for Colds and Coughs I ever used. Astoria, His.. April«, 1883. Gentlemenl can cheerfully say your ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM, which I have sold for the past fifteen years, sells better than any cough remedy, and givea general satisfaction. 'Tie frequently recommended by the medical profession here. Yours truly, 11. C. MOONEY, Druggist. La Finmj B. 1., Oct. 19,188 t. Gentlemen Allow me to say that after using three bottles of ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM for a bad attack of Bronchitis, I am entirely cured. I send this voluntarily, that those afflicted may be benefited. Youra respectfully, BURRILL H. DAVIS. J, N. HARRIS & CO.(Limited) Props. CINCINNATI, OHIO. FOB SALE by all MEDICINE DEALERS. n i ITHnn Treated and cured without the knife. I. A fl I. H K Book on treatment sent free. Address UMllUlall F.L.POND,MJ>- Aurora, Kane Co- 111. PATENTS nDinus^ I S* | | I M BOOK FREE. Dr. J, C. Hot U I | w IVl m *n, Jefferson, Wisconsin. f~ ANTED LADIES #r GEKTLEHEN to take light, pleasant employment at their own homes; work sent by mail (distance no objection); $2 to $5 stay can be quietly made; no canvassing; no stamp for reply Please addre» globe Mfg. Co. Bostoo, Mass. Box 5344 LUMBER! George Woodley, Wholesale Lumber, 242 Month Water St- Chicago, 111- will mail his March catalogue to all who will send their addresses. It contains valuable information for those contemplating building. DE LA BALZE, Financial Agent. 77 Frank- • lin street, P. O. Box 1590, New York, Buyer and Forwarder to all parts of the country of every description of goods in large or small quantities. HOUSE FURNISHING GfXIDS, CLOTHING, DRY GOODS, BOOKS, STATIONERY. MUSIC, SHOES. HATS, JEWELRY, DRUGS, GROCERIES, SEEDS, FARMING IMPLEMENTS, Ac. Correspondence solicited from families and responsible private parties. AWARE THAT Lorillard’s Climax Plug bearing a red tin tag ; that Lorillard’s Jtow Leaf finocut; that Lori Bard's Navy Clippings, and that Lorillard’s Snuffs, are the best and cheapest, quality considered? VIBRATINGTELEPHONE. Gives splendid satisfaction. Naexertxtant rental fee to pay—Sold outright ■ aadgwarnnrwWto work nicely on lines W . within its compass (t miles),« money A ’T Aa refunded. Constructed on new and utOK A scientific principles; works entirely by vibration. Two or three months' renSggHßk Ul fee to the Bell Telephone will buy BwA) outright a complete private line. It is ; Me only PRACTICAL and KELIWWBBSHB3 p.-fj ABLE non-electri' Telephone made. jC and warranted to give satisfaction, or If 1 money refunded. AGENTS can RWUR I make immense profits and get all the worn they can do. No previous experieacc required. Where Ibavenoagents Telephones may be ordered direct for private use. Circulars tree. H. T. JOHNSON. 108 B. Plvtetoß St.. Buffalo. M. T. Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. JBeauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. ——

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