Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 January 1885 — A Sermon Equal to Champagne. [ARTICLE]

A Sermon Equal to Champagne.

“That sermon was something, like Mr. Spicer,” said Col. Sozzle as the two emerged from church. “Something like champagne,” said Spicer, gloomily, who had caught cold in the sacred edifice. “Ah 1 Yes! Pretty good. Sparkling, eh?” Spicer sniffed, ejaculated “No, extra dry,” and buried his face in a pocket handkerchief. —Boston Commercial Bulletin.