Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1885 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

G. M. D. .. Walking down Broadway is vary pleasant, When you feel well, and T K—- never felt better than when his friend asked him how he got over that severe cough of his so speedUy. “Ah, my boy,” saffl T— -, “G. M. D. did it!” And his friend wondered what G. M. D. meant. He knew It did not mean a Good Many Doctors, forT K had tried a dozen in vain. “I have it,” said he, Just hitting the nail on the bead, “you mean Dr. Fierce’s *Golden Medical Discovery,’ or Gold Medal Deserved, as my friend J- 8 always dubs ft.*’ Sold by druggists. No WASTE of shot: “What did you kill?” Inquired a pedestrian of s sportsman on horseback. “Time,” was the sententious response. Colds, fevers, and Inflammations broken up by Dr. Pieroe’s Extract of Bmart-Weed. A subscriber advertises for “A plain girl to cook.” He probably was afraid he would be hanged if be cooked a pretty girl. Hen. Win. D. Kelley, M. t\, Judge Jos. R. Flanders, of New York, and T. 8. Arthur, have been interviewed by a newspaper reporter as to their eYpcrfenoe with Compound* Oxygen. Their testimonyto its ouratlve action is clear and direct, and shows It to be tee most wonderful vitalising agent yet discovered. Copies of these remarkable interviews, and a Treatise on Compound Oxygen, will be mailed free by Drs. Starkey Sc Palen, 1109 Girard st., Philadelphia,

We beg to Inform all persons suffering from THROATOR LUN6 AFFECTIONS, Such as ' COUGHS, COLDS, CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, CONSUMPTION, That they win not flail to find relief and a Permanent Cure by using, according to directions, ALLEN’S LONG BALSAM IHs haraloffl to the most delicate ohfld! It contains no Opium in any form! NEW EVIDENCE. Bead the following: Addison, Pa* Aprill -m La Fayette, R. I* 7,1883. —I took a violent f* Oct. 12. 1881.-Gentle-cold, and it settled on men: Allow me to say o blood. ALLEN’S Balaam for a bad at LUNG BALSAM was Ml tack of Bronchitis, I recommended to me |M am entirely cured. I as a gooa remedy. I " send this voluntarily, took it, and am now 42 that those afflicted sound and well. Yours may be benefited, respectfully, a a fours respectfully, a. jrWnrjaiAN. M bu»mll h.davm. CONSUMPTION. Addison, Pa* April, j® AstorU, Bl* April 6, 1883.—A. J. COLBOM, B _ cheerfully say yonr < !S Esq* Editor of the I len’s Long Balsam, i writes: I can re com- | better than any cough mend ALLEN'S LUNG -m remedy, andgfves <reneln * treq*ue ntljpreoombest remedy for Colds ran mended by the medand Coughs I ever 111 leal profession here. used. " ” H.CJfooney, DrVst. SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS, Catarrh u rfrfoaVyaMjjlßCauses no Pain. ft’ / late asstrito Thorough Treat* ment will Cure. Give it a Trial. HAY'FEVER 50 cente Druggists'. I™ * la 00 cents by mail, registered, Send for circular. Sample by mail. 10 cents. nrilPinUC to Soldiers and Heirs. Send stamp PEIISIDIIS Agent ßwussesm PATENTS Hand-Book FREE. The OLDEST MEDICINE in the WORLD is M|~ probably Dr. Isaac Thompson’s U •Iterated Eye Watalt This article is • carefully prepared physician's prescription, and ha* been in constant uae tor nearly a century, and notwithstanding the many other preparation! that have been introduced into the market, the sale of this article is constantly increasing. If the directions are followed it wfll never foTTVe particularly invite the attention of physicians to (to merits. John L. Thompson, Hone <t Co., TROY, N. Y.

U A Dftf ITT GARDENERS BUY MORTNERN GROWN SEEDS.SS IYIAKIVC, I 100,000 PRESENTS I S2l°JK£2 d | Eferybtdy wit mb4s u directed gets a Preteit wtrtk frta 29 eeiti to $999. The proprietor of THE POI I.TRI KEEPER, being desirous of having the alioady well known and popoUr Poultry rap* H more widely circulated and iutrodoced into htsme, where it it not already known, hat determined to throw off all profit H thia year, and in addition uae a portion of hit capital tor the tole porpoae of iocrmaiag hit circulation to IOO.UOO eopxa. H Uter deciding to adrertiae more exlenaively than ever before, the following plan haa beta adopted by a»: Jjj FOR XVIXT-TY CENTS We will enter your name on our inbtcription book and mail THE POVITHT KEEPER regularly to you OSE TEKB and immo- H diatelyaend a numbered Receipt, which will cntiUe the holder to one of the following prorata. If any raedoiro twon- H ceipta they will be sent for »1, and their auiwcyrption will be entered op for two yean. S LIST OF PRESENTS TO BE GIVEN AWAY. I 10 r. n. Government Bond, of S.OO fii 000 IVnj Photo 1 160 ■ 10 C. A Greenback, of *iOO k.llOO I,oooPocket Silver Prult Snitoa SMSS H 10C. A Greenback, of *IOO 1,000 LoeOGent’a Pocket Kidvea....,, 1,000 ■ 1 Iflckel plated Colombia Meyele 150 1,000C.A Greeahaduof |1 each J....... 1,000 ■ 1 Grand Square Plaao 800 10 Oral.’ C.ld Watch~, EagiUl bwoeal M 0 H 1 Grand Cabinet Orga* 200 10 ladle.' “ “ “ “ ....... 0M ■ 1 Three aeat Bockaway 200 SO Boy.'Silver “ kmtrltaa “ ........ *■ 1 Silver Dinner Service 100 tSollairc Diamond Player Btoga. 460 H 6 Top Boggle. 1,000 3Patent Haree.ter. 1,660 ■ 50C.8 Gree.barW. of *OO eaek 1,000 2,oooElegaatirt Gem. 1,660 H 1000 autograph Ablumv, *2 each 2,000 S Raw Silk Paefor Salt l .mli.re 1,060 ■ 2 Village Carta 200 1,4«> Gold Elager Brew* H Scarf Flo., Loeketa, Faaa mad Ckhlaa, and 92,421 other_pre*enta, valued from 20 cent, to *l, make, a grand aggregation of H 160,000 prearata, thm guaranteeing a preoent U each and every now ankaarlher who Mnda na 50 erata. ft All of the above preaeuta will be awarded in a fair and impartial manner. Freamto will he aent to ray H part of the United States or Canada. No portage will be asked from any aubtoriber to forward pnaenta THE H SO CENTSI which you send ntia the regular price for a year , anhdeription and therefor, w. chart, nofhtng H for the present. Ofß PBOPIT will be in your future patronage and the increased rate we will get for oar advertising H apace TOUR SUBSCRIPTION FEEE. Get five of your friends to loin you by cutting thia out sad shewing it to them. Send H u. *2.30 and w. Will aend you THE POULTRY EXETER for one year, and ran numbered receipt for each of -ora ■ nbaeribeii, aad 000 extra for your trouble. SEND TEN SCISCaiBEag WITH $3.00 and we will send yen X 2 mbacriptirms and 13 receipts. il; la nave AMI V I Thia offer will hold good until February 23 oaly. as we shall limit the number of new rakaerip. ■ 4UIIATaUNLI t tiona to 100.000. to we would advise all of our friend, to forward uhoenprwm. man eariy-date, ■ aa in no ease will they bo roceivorSUter than February 21. ft. TUC BAIII TDV VCCACII kthe w “<* ablert edited Poultry Paper in the euuivtvy and aimed/haa n dm-■ lOC rUULInT UCim htiw of ao.orxheofw*. and reqoire. only 46,000 mere to hava the desired nnmker. It contains stxtoen pages, baanfifully iUaatrmierl. Telia hew to maka poultry pay- - S 500 STEM-WINDING WATCHES FREE.. In order that we may poettirely got the 40,600 more sobmribers required by the Hi of Pabraary, the publish* ha* kengk* H see Stem-winding Wutcfcaa. mad thane 566 Watches win be given away to too Errt too pMyi. «h* answer this ad- ■ vertwement If you trad n. SO arnta you wdl he entiUed to one of themold, wrt known and ndishie wMehaa aad awe noMp* ■ goad for we preeent. Theee wakche. are warranted to be good tune-keepera. . H Wa anil print in foil in the Febvnsry iaaue of THE POULTRY KEEPER Iho names and addrt—a of foe wirniovv Stem-winding Waterhury Wafitoes. Tfo. offer ic bran Sde and vrill he earned out to the letter. Send note, don't wait. ■ THE POULTRY KEEPER “.25=2 could notaXord otherwise. Undoubtedly some who mad this new departure will think as a** to give premn is n unit on reasonable and unprofitable; but let assay to all «ueh persons that it eoofa anywhere from *25,060 to 060 to aeeure a large rireulatton to a paper. We know of a publisher that spent *60.000 in one week to (-bring away free copies ■ and pupor., amd the meney was wefl spent, aseurvd for an eatablfohed raahtn that paid gtod H much tor matter, and jut aa much for 'illustrations, electrotypes, editorial service*, rent, aad for setting np the typo 6* a paper of 100 circulation as H does tor a pepm with 100,600 circulation. On small odßfo each one ofthe above itema mtoßa B the oust of a single poper alarmingly, but on large editicn. the open* is spread over to many papers tort it is atom* raßrriy ft hart. Urn* year see that large ptudta can be made only by doing a large burtnera. ThlaU precisely what w» propoao drauft rt anew and hrtp aa to increato our Irit. by Mu* grand mdpsec;j only so CfiWTB *