Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1885 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

We accidentally overheard the following dialogue on the street yesterday: Jones. Smith, why don’t you stop that disgusting hawking and spitting? Smith. How can I? You know I am a martyr to catarrh. J. Do as I did. I had the disease in its worst form, but I am well now. S. What did you do for it? J. I used Br. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It cured me and it will cure you. S. I’ve heard of it, and, by Jove, TO try it. J. Do so. You’ll find it at all the drug stores in town. “What did you say your friend is, Tommy r’ “A taxidermist.’’ “What’s that?” “Why, he’s a sort of animal upholsterer.” Important. When you visit or leave New York City, save Baggage Expreesajje and Carriage Hire, and stay at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms fitted up at a coqt of one million dollars, reduced to $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cabs, ■tage, and elevated railroad to all depot*. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union than at any first-class hotel in the city. Men can by no possibility become female clerks; but there is nothing to prevent women becoming mall clerks. Horsford’s Acid Phosphate, VALUABLE MEDICINE. Dr. W. H. Parmelee, Toledo, Ohio, says: “1 have prescribed the ‘acid’ in a large variety of diseases, and have been amply .satisfied that it is a valuable addition to our list of medicinal agents. A new opera is called “The Orange Girl.*’ It Is expected to provoke “ peels ” of laugh* ter. Mant ladles who for years had scarcely ever enjoyed the luxury of feeling well have been renovated by the use of Lydia Biokhara's Vegetable Compound. The habit of mendacity la so universal that sometimes truth lies—at the bottom of a well. Young Men, Bead Thia. The Voltaic Belt Co., of Marshall, MidL, offer to send their oelebrated Electro-Vol-taic Belt and other Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days, to men (young or •old) afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many other diseases. Complete lertor&tioh to health, vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk is Incurred, as thirty days’ trial is allowed. Write them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free. “Put up** st the Gault House. The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low prioe of $2 and $2.50 per day at the Gahlt House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center'of the city, only one block from the Union Depot. Elevator; all appointments flrst-clasa. H. W. Hott, Proprietor. “ 1 Have Been Afflicted with an Affection of the Throat from childhood, caused by diphtheria, and have used various remedies, but cave never found anything equal to Brown’s Bronchial Troches.” — Rev. G. M. F.Hampton, Faction, Ky. Sold only In boxes. Many persons in Pittston are using Ely's Cream Balm, a Catarrh remedy, with most satisfactory results. A lady is recovering the sense of smell which she had not enjoyed for fifteen years. She had given up her case as Incurable. Mr. Barber has used it in bis family and recommends it highly. A Tunkhannock lawyer, known to many of our readers, testifies that he was cured of partial deafness. —Pttteton (Fa.) Gazette. Not a liquid or snuff. 50 cents. The tortures portrayed by the author of “Inferno,” are scarcely greater than these suffered daily by the victim of neuralgia and rheumatism. For a long time Mrs. Morris U. Williams, of West Exeter, N. Y., was unable to rise from her bed without assistance. One bottle of Athlophoros cared her, and made her feel “like a new woman.” Price $1 per bottle If your druggist hasn’t it, send to Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall street, N. Y. Pure Cod-Liver Oil, made from selected livers on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Haz arc Sc Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided It superior to any of the other oils In market. The Chinese must go, and all Americans should go—and buy a bottle of Cforbafinci 12m deodorised petroleum hair renewer and dresser. Hues the recent improvement, no preparation ever had such a sale or gave such general satufaotion as Oarbolina. Sold by all druggists. Evert lady or pen tie man that is a sufferer from severe headache should read the advertisement of Dr. Bells, In another column of this paper. , Chapped Hands, Faoe, Pimples and rough Skin, cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard * Co., New York.