Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1884 — Didn’t Know Him. [ARTICLE]

Didn’t Know Him.

“Why don’t yon invpe Mr. Record up to the house, Alfred?” said Mrs. Innocence of Mr. Innocence. “Ob, not for the world, my dear,” exclaimed the latter. / “Why?” asked Mrs. Innocence, in surprise. “He appears to be a very well-bred person.” “l'es, yerf, that is all right, Maria; he’s well-bred enough, but he has a terrib’e refutation.” “Ah, I did not know that:” ‘ Why, didn’t you? I thought everybody knew that ho was once nomina'el for the presidency and- ” “Mr. Innocence, how dare yon introduce me io such a person, sir!”—Fittsburgh Chronicle-1 tlegrapk.