Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1884 — How to Shorten Life. [ARTICLE]

How to Shorten Life.

The recipe is simple. You have only to take a violent cold and neglect It. Abernethy, the great English surgeon, asked a lady who told him she only had a cough; “ What would you have? The plague?” Beware of “only coughs.” The worst cases can, however, be cured by Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs. In whooping cough and croup it immediately allays irritation and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by