Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1884 — Perfect Harmony. [ARTICLE]

Perfect Harmony.

A fashionably dressed lady, accompanied by a distinguished-looking gentleman, called at the office of a prominent Austin lawyer, who asked: “What can I do for you?” “I want to obtain a divorce from my husband, here,” said the lady. “And I want to obtain a divorce from het, just as bad as she does from me,” said the husband. • . “Where such perfect harmony of sentiment exists between husband and wife, the law provides no adequate remedy. You had better go back and live together until you disagree with each other more than you do at present, and then perhaps I can do something for you.”— Texas Siftings. ... —Jb • Did a person, know the value of an enemy, he would purchase him with pure gold.— Abbe de Raunci.