Rensselaer Republican, Volume 17, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1884 — “No Physic, Sir, In Mine!” [ARTICLE]

“No Physic, Sir, In Mine!”

A good story comes from ft boys’ boardingschool In “Jersey." The diet was lnonutonou> and constipating, and the lea ned Principal decided to Introduce some old style physic in the applo-saiiee. and await the happy results. -On • bright lad, the smartest in school,,; discovered the reeret mine In hie sauce, and, pushing back hi-> plate,.shouted to the pedagogue, “No physic, sir. in mine. My dad told mo to use nuthlu’ but Dr. Perce's ‘Pleasant Purgative Pellets.' and they lire doing their duty like a charm:’’ They are anti-billous, and purely vegetable. "Woman has a work to accomplish in this life, and the highest chivalry in man is to let her perform it herself.— Prof. Huston, Mississippi University. J - * It’s no secret nostrum. We si>euk of Dr Pierce's Extract of fhuart Weed, composed of best French Brandy, Smart-Weed, Jamaica Ginger, and Camphor Water. It cures cholera morbus, colic or cramps in stomach, diarrhu a, dysentery or bloody tiux, and breaks up colds, levers, and inflammatory attacks. As auctioneer is Valuable only for his sellocutionnry ability.— Hurclrlte.