Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 September 1884 — The Sweet Girl Graduate. [ARTICLE]

The Sweet Girl Graduate.

Somnolent lies the pickle in its briny bath, and in dreamy idleness the wad of chewing-gum lies on the window-silL Athwart the glinting sunbeams in their lonely search the shivered corset-steel intrudes its sinuous length, while in far off delly dells of the bosky woodland cops the curl paper flutters in sad-eyed idleness, for the bangs it never piore will clasp. A broken garter here, an undarned stocking there, a few bent and scattered hairpins—they are little things, bnt oh! how mutely yet how pathetically they tell the hungry heart that the sweet girl graduate has fled and is now engaged in catching beaux and freckles. —Pittsburgh Chronicle. The significance of certain letters is attracting attention. H, it is found, has a good reputation in the literary world, as shown by the names of Hawthorne, Howells, Herrick, Halleck, Howard, H. H., etc. G is a governmental letter, standing for Gladstone, Granville, Grevy, Gambetta, Grant, and Garfield. It also stands for Pall Mall Gazette, which made the governmental discovery. C, it maybe added, is the letter for great leaders and captains, standing for Ciesari Charlemagne, Cromwell, and the CicL