Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 July 1884 — Careful in Selecting. [ARTICLE]

Careful in Selecting.

“I want to present Augustus with a cane,” said a young New York lady, “but I don’t know what size he wears.” ‘‘What do you mean by size ?” was the question; “are canes of different dzes ?” “Oh, yes, and one has to be very careful in selecting them. I shouldn’t like to send dear Augustus a cane with a head big enough to choke him.”— Philadelphia Call. The weak may be joked out of anything but their w eakness. > • \■■ ■' ' , ' •' " ■ •" ■■ ■■ ?. ■■ ■' A." '