Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 July 1884 — Where to Have Bills Sent. [ARTICLE]

Where to Have Bills Sent.

In a Dakota town, one Sunday afternoon, the Postmaster called on his neighbor, and as he took his departure he informed his neighbor that there was a letter in the postoffice for him. A few days afterward the Postmaster met his neighbor in a saloon and told him again about the letter that bore his address. John discharged a stream of tobacco juice, straightened up, and said: “William, from what State did the letter come ?” ' “Ohio,” replied the P. M. “Send it to the dead-letter office. That letter contains my grocery bill. Confound that grocery man, he has dis3overed my location again.”—Peck’s Sun., “Rough on rata”—tomcats. This style of joke twelve for a dozen. - The honeymoon lasts as long as you are “sweet” on your wife. No woman can live without some share of physical suffering; but many aecept as inevitable a great amount of pain which can be avoided. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable' Compound was invented by one who understood its need, and had the rare skill to provide a simple, yet admirably effective, remedy. Althouoh the lower animals can not talk they are nearly all tail-bearers. Pobx Cod-Liver Ofl, made from selected liver* on the sea-shore, by Caswkll, Hazakd 4 Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have ance taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians bare decided It superior to any of the other oils ia market. „ . . /.' What can pass before the san without making a shadow? The wind. Chapped Hands, Face, pimples and rough SHn, cured by using Joiraa TaUSoap, made by Caswxix, Haxabo 4 Co., New York.