Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 July 1884 — Humiliation for the Learned. [ARTICLE]

Humiliation for the Learned.

If you think you are a prodigy of orthographic potentiality go to a Chinese laundry and learn humility of. On Hang, who spells two shirts, an undershirt, and three pairs of socks with a K wrong side up, and all the rest of your washing with half a button-hook and two or three fragments of a shattered blizzard.— Pretzel’s Weekly. Dairymen Getting Rich. Progressive dairymen, who are only satisfied with the best results, are adding to their wealth and conferring a benefit on society by the rapid improvements they are making In the art of butter making. This class use Wells, Richardson & Co.’s Improved Butter Color, and know by actual test that it fills every claim made for it. The successful photographer is a man of extensive views.— Boston Transcript. Insurance. Insurance is a good thing, whether applied to life or property. No less a blessing is anything that insures good health. KidneyWort does this. It is nature’s great remedy. It is a mild, efficient cathartic, and acting at the same time on the Liver, Kidneys, and Bowels, it relieves all those organs and enables them to perform their duties perfectly. It has wonderful power. See advt. A moving spectacle—a dude with an glass. You Will Be Happy. Make your old things look new by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will be happy. Any of the fashionable colors for 10c. at the . druggists’. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlingtoe, Vt. What tradesman most resembles an iron dog? A tinker (tin-eur).