Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1884 — A Collegiate Education. [ARTICLE]

A Collegiate Education.

Young Man (departing for college)— “Well, father, good-by! You may expect to hear from me often; and I trust that on my return you will find that I have not been unmindful of your selfsacrificing efforts to provide me with an education. Good-by!” Father (with emotion) —“Good-by, my son.” Young Man (three months later, arriving from college) ‘“ Ah, Governor, how de do? Delighted to see you, bah Jove! Beastly weathaw this, don’t you know? How’s the folks? Doosed glahd to get home!” etc., etc. The old gentleman thinks of bringing suit against the col! ege. — New York Sun. ■. .