Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 July 1884 — Arkansas Appetite. [ARTICLE]

Arkansas Appetite.

An old fellow living in a “back conn* ty” of Arkansas found a lot of eggs, and, thinking they were the product of the turtle, boiled and ate them. About the time he was finishing his repast, a friend came up and said: “Great Lord, Jim, do yon know what you’re eatin’?” “Yes; eatin’ turtle eggs.” “No, they ain’t; they are snake eggs.” “Well,” swallowing the last one, “it’s too late now to quit. Next time 11l be more particular.” —Arkansaw Traveler. Palpitation or rapid breathing: of the heart, followed by periods of complete cessation, is caused chiefly by nervousness and bad blood. If the disease is neglected it Is liable to result seriously, especially at a time of sudden excitement. Purify the blood, strengthen the muscular and nervous system governing the heart, byuslng Dr. Guysott s Yellow Dock and Sursaparilla. and you will soon be rid of every trace of the affection. Why is a woman deformed when she is mending her stockings? Because her liands are where her feet should be.