Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 July 1884 — Didn’t Like the Suggestion. [ARTICLE]

Didn’t Like the Suggestion.

“My dear,” remarked a Central avenue young' man to his best girl, “I see by the papers that a girl in Baltimore has reduced the size of her mouth considerably by whistling.” “That is singular, isn’t it, George ?” replied the girl. “Yes, and it is said that after a few months’ practice a four-inch mouth could be reduced to two inches and a half.” “Oh, my, how queer!” “Yes, dear, and I thought it would improve your looks if you were to try it.” “You horrid thing! I’ll never speak to you again —so there!” And that engagement is postponed.— Oil City Derrick.