Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1884 — “It Vhas Ompossible.” [ARTICLE]

“It Vhas Ompossible.”

A Cincinnati dealer in clothing was standing on the depot platform at Hamilton, when the north bound train came in. A passenger whom ho knew had his head out of a coach window, and was asked the news. “Fire in the ci y last night,” he replied. “Vhas dot so? "Who vas purned oudt?” “Whv, the fire was in your store.” “No!” “So I heard ’em saying, and also that it was set on fire.” “My frendt,” remarked the clothier, as he brushed the ashes off his cigar, “dot vhos ompossible. My shtock vhas valued at $7,000 and my insurance vhas only $9,000! Dot fire must have been a mile away!” The condition known by physicians asHoating kidney—meaning a kidney which has become loosened from its proper attachments and goes floating about the abdomen, being found in places where it does not belong—is rather rare. But a physician who had made a study of such cases attributes the most of them to tight lacing. This is, of course, one as the most serious results that may follow this prevalent folly of fashion; but probably where one woman is so seriously injured a thousand have some less important impairment of health due to the same cause. — Dr. Foote’s Health Monthly. A writer on the emotions of infants says curiosity shows itself the minute a child begins to take interest in other things besides its food; and when, though it carries everything to its mouth, it does so merely because the tongue is the finest as well as the most exercised organ of touch. At this stage the child handles things, looks at them closely r pulls them to pieces, and so in playing instructs himself. —Ar RKMEDV- that has a neverfailing cure for scrofula and all nervous disorders must quickly cure less terrible blood dißeases. Dr. Guysott’s Ye.low Dock and Sarsaparilla Is B.ch a perfect blood purifier and strengthener of bodily functions, that it cures the above diseases eveti when Hot Springs and all other treatment has failed. Kemetnler, it is absolutely free from mineral poisons, and will not injure the most delicate constitutiou. Its use will make you feel buoyant, strong, and well, and Will rid your system of all blood imparities and every internal and external indication of disease. Parisian shoemakers may not be doctors, but they know how to make French heels. This is a tough puu, but we are writing “on space” just now.